Blonde Joke:, blond vs. dummy |
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 Nov 21 2005, 01:36 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care.  Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234  |
sry if this was posted, i searched for it
Ok, this ventriliquist goes to this bar where he's going to do his act. He starts off talking to the dummy, and starts to lose the crowd. Seeing how most of them were men, he decides to move on to the blode jokes (all the while telling them through his dummy of course). Half-way through one of his jokes, a blonde woman hops up on a table and starts to yell towards the stage. "Stop! Now you listen here, buddy! I am sick and tired of all you men, cracking blonde jokes every chance you get! It's because of people like you that us blondes cannot be respected in the buisness world!" Feeling utterly embarassed and sorry, the ventriliquist begins to apologize. "Look, lady, I'm really sorr-" "HEY!" the blonde interupts. "You keep your damn mouth shut, this is between me and that little bastard on your knee!"  i thought that was funny!
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Nov 21 2005, 02:27 PM
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 i lost weight with Mulder! Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,070 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,019 |
heh. its funny.
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Nov 22 2005, 08:04 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
i dont get it..
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