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the perfect couple
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post Nov 19 2005, 03:13 AM
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http://www.funnies.com/couple.html


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Retrogressive
post Nov 19 2005, 03:47 AM
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Don't wake ghostie.
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Ugh, that's so sexiest on so many levels.
It's old, but kind of funny if you've never heard the joke before.
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 07:43 AM
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<3
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haha i like that.
but yeah don't think there's such thing as a perfect woman too
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 03:21 PM
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My name is really Matt... if you care.
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laugh laugh laugh
chuckle chuckle chuckle!

lol, that was gr8
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 06:32 PM
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HAHAHAH that was great.i kept clicking on ;x
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 06:52 PM
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Lurker.
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ahahaha. Funnyy.
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 06:59 PM
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lmao. at least whoever made that knows the truth.

i keed, i keed.
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 09:26 PM
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hm ive heard it before but not in liek animation form lol
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 09:31 PM
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hindi ko maisip kung wala ka sa buhay ko.
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a guy friend sent me that.
sigh. made me chuckle.
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 19 2005, 10:29 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians
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QUOTE(Retrogressive @ Nov 19 2005, 3:47 AM)
Ugh, that's so sexiest on so many levels.
It's old, but kind of funny if you've never heard the joke before.
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lmfao i agree...it's so sexist..haha
 
islandkiss
post Nov 20 2005, 12:30 PM
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Kermit the frog = <3
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rofl that was great.
 
Midnight Faerie
post Nov 20 2005, 01:11 PM
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i'm such a sucker sometimes.
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Haha. happy.gif I kept clicking.
 
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post Nov 20 2005, 10:56 PM
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ladybugs are hot <3
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hahaha i kept on clickingg
 
JustAnotherTeena...
post Nov 22 2005, 08:25 PM
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haha
 
lilxroxy
post Nov 29 2005, 09:39 AM
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because i'm worth it
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very nice. and yeah, i don't listen
 
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post Nov 29 2005, 11:56 PM
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haha thats the best one!
 
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post Dec 3 2005, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE(Jeng @ Nov 19 2005, 6:32 PM)
HAHAHAH that was great.i kept clicking on ;x
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xD Same.
 
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post Dec 4 2005, 12:31 AM
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rofl I loved that. I kept clicking. I liked the "Oh and if you're a man, keep clicking.
(next page) The woman was draving and that's why there was an accident laugh.gif "
 
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post Dec 4 2005, 01:30 AM
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Lmao...
 
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post Dec 4 2005, 10:17 AM
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hahahhahahah. roffle. that was so sexist, yet funny.
 
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post Dec 7 2005, 09:08 PM
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haha*chucle* that was funny. thats a really cool website. ive been on it once and i wuz on it for like 2 sttraight days!
 
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post Dec 7 2005, 09:22 PM
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laugh.gif lol
 
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post Dec 7 2005, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE(Retrogressive @ Nov 19 2005, 1:47 AM)
Ugh, that's so sexiest on so many levels.
It's old, but kind of funny if you've never heard the joke before.
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You stole the words right out of my mouth.. I mean... fingers. mellow.gif
 
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post Dec 8 2005, 05:56 PM
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ahha...the "women never listen" part is definitely true. lol
 
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post Dec 9 2005, 05:57 PM
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lol, yah i was the woman that never listened and kept clicking the "if you're a man keep reading".

i first thought santa claus was the only one to survive, he was in the backseat right? lol ok. stopping
 
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post Dec 10 2005, 01:23 AM
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f<3ck you.
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hehe.gif i kept on clicking too. thats got a tiny giggle out of me _smile.gif.
 
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post Dec 10 2005, 01:29 AM
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wut wut in the butt?
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lol i seen this somewhere before
 
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post Dec 14 2005, 12:19 AM
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Lol, I heard the story before, but I've never seen it..funny.
 
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post Dec 14 2005, 05:54 PM
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who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch.
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QUOTE(Retrogressive @ Nov 19 2005, 12:47 AM)
Ugh, that's so sexiest on so many levels.
It's old, but kind of funny if you've never heard the joke before.
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ditto ermm.gif
 
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post Dec 15 2005, 01:06 AM
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haha nice that was funny
 
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post Dec 20 2005, 11:40 AM
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u know u love me<3
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hahahahah my dad sent me that the other day....it is sorta sexist but it does make a point!!
 
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post Dec 20 2005, 12:40 PM
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you`re undeniable
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hahahahaha i kept clicking. that was funny.
"women never listen." rolleyes.gif
 
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Dec 10 2005, 1:27 AM)
That made me laugh. laugh.gif does that make me a bad woman?
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hahaah no robbi, you're awesome laugh.gif
 
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