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 Nov 11 2005, 11:15 PM
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 Chtaime  Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918  |
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada." The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America." |
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| *lil_chubby_cheeks2* |
Nov 11 2005, 11:29 PM
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LOL
thats so funny  gum=condoms?
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Nov 11 2005, 11:46 PM
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Well, I'm glad I dont chew gum.
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Nov 11 2005, 11:56 PM
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Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
Haha yup...just to say in advance this isnt suppose to offend anyone. Kay? kay.
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Nov 12 2005, 12:02 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
hahaha, that proves canadians are snappy, witty ppl, eh? lol, had to say it
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Nov 12 2005, 08:13 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Seen that one, except it was a Japanese and an American person
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Nov 12 2005, 09:10 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
QUOTE(hiromi @ Nov 12 2005, 8:13 PM) Seen that one, except it was a Japanese and an American person  Yes, it was originally an asian joke. |
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Nov 12 2005, 10:25 PM
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haha good comeback :)
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Nov 12 2005, 10:29 PM
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LMAO!
i wonder what the reaction of the american man is. |
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Nov 12 2005, 10:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
sorry; double post >.<
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Nov 12 2005, 10:37 PM
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ahahaha. Smoothh.
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| *mipadi* |
Nov 13 2005, 03:33 AM
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That can't be a real Canadian. He never said "aboot".
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Nov 13 2005, 12:06 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Haha. But does it really have to be a Canadian and an American?
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Nov 13 2005, 07:27 PM
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Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 13 2005, 4:33 AM) That can't be a real Canadian. He never said "aboot". Haha only really isolated canadians that live by themselves say that...and there arent many out there. |
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Nov 13 2005, 07:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 203,356 |
i didnt really think it was that funny...maybe if i was canadian?
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