Hi, I'm a total jerk!, No, seriously! |
 Nov 9 2005, 06:25 PM
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 Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's!  Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510  |
Hi, I'm Wade. I'm probably one of the most cynical people you'll ever meet, unless you've already met my friend, Kenny. I certainly won't be very active here, as I have many other places to be, but someone really wanted me to join. You can blame them when I make fun of you.
Honestly, I am a good person. I'm smart, have a great sense of humor, and I'm very productive with my time. I do have a problem with females in general at the moment, (I'm not gay, just a bit of a sexist currently) but I guess that's something I should discuss some other time. I have a very interesting past, which I probably won't share with you unless you can see past my sarcasm and seemingly hateful comments. You should meet me in real life if you ever want to talk to me in a manner that I won't be such a cock. I am much nicer in person. Oh! I like giant robots, explosions, lasers, fire, pandas, terrible music, and the continent of Australia. You'll probably hear about those from me alot, if I'm not too busy making snide remarks and such.  Take care of yourselves. |
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| *disco infiltrator* |
Nov 9 2005, 06:26 PM
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You and your pandas.
He is a nice person in real life..just vouching. |
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Nov 9 2005, 09:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 538 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 75,615 |
welcome to cb! enjoy..
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| *incoherent* |
Nov 9 2005, 09:31 PM
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welcome to cB. im guessing sammi forced you to join since she seems to know you?
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| *mzkandi* |
Nov 9 2005, 09:38 PM
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Well...hi. I'm Kiera =D
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Nov 9 2005, 09:45 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
welcome to cB i'm Angel =)
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Nov 10 2005, 01:06 AM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
QUOTE(incoherent @ Nov 9 2005, 8:31 PM) welcome to cB. im guessing sammi forced you to join since she seems to know you?   Yes. Yes she did. She released the plague that is me upon this wonderful establishment. Maybe I should build a giant panda robot and explode her house using it's eye lasers. Afterwards, I shall retreat to Australia and build an underground complex, where I will wait out the US government on the issue of my assasination of Sammi.YES. MY PLAN IS PERFECT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Urm... Yeah, Hi to everyone who welcomed me. You have stepped above the other filth that didn't welcome me to the board. Those guys are jerks forever. HOLY CRAP THAT'S ALOT OF JERKS! I guess they didn't want to waste their time on me, even though I spent my time making an introductory post for them. Oh yeah, on the subject of first impressions... I've already been called a liar and told what to do within my first couple minutes of being active on this board. People seem really edgy here. I don't quite get that. If you choose to talk to me, don't expect me to be anything like you as far as that easily annoyed tweaky shit is concerned. I also resent my status being "newbie" at the moment. I was a moderator for DDRNWI.com for 4 years. Do you know how rowdy those kids are? One word: FLAMEWARS. They got so bad we decided to make a forum dedicated to them so that people could just vent their aggression in a controlled manner instead of on the entire site. With all that said and out of the way, feel free to PM me if you have anything of substance to say, or would like to get to know me better. (If you want to take that kind of chance, that is) 
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| *Solipsist* |
Nov 10 2005, 02:21 AM
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This topic gets an A.
- Solipsist |
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Nov 10 2005, 02:26 AM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
QUOTE(Solipsist @ Nov 10 2005, 1:21 AM) This topic gets an A. - Solipsist And you just got off my shit list! Congrats! On a side note, I just got accused of being other people in a thread about penis size. Twice, I've been attacked, and I haven't even been here for an entire night! In case you didn't see the thread, my penis is 7 1/4 inches long. Not that I plan to use it anytime soon, just thought you all should know, considering the fact that's all some of you care about. If you don't like penises or penis related text, please disregard this entire paragraph. |
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Nov 10 2005, 07:19 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hi wade, i'm yanlin.
welcome to cB (the most generic phrase here) hahahah. you sound very interesting. and the giant robot panda seems very appealing. you should definately build one. |
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Nov 10 2005, 12:03 PM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
QUOTE(yanners @ Nov 10 2005, 6:19 AM) hi wade, i'm yanlin. welcome to cB (the most generic phrase here) hahahah. you sound very interesting. and the giant robot panda seems very appealing. you should definately build one. I am moving to Australia to build a giant robot. You wish I was kidding. I have schematics. Thank you, as I take interesting as a compliment. You just got off my shitlist, and I just woke up. Time to shower. EDIT: Oh, and if anyone from the Group: People Staff harrasses me again, I'm totally setting their house on fire with explosive laser might. |
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Nov 10 2005, 04:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
lol have fun posting.
and welcome to cb. see u around pceeeeeee |
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Nov 10 2005, 07:05 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha interesting topic.
i guess i cant really say "happy posting" since you dont seem to be having a happy time posting... |
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| *salcha* |
Nov 10 2005, 07:30 PM
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^ Oh no. I think he's having a hell of a time posting.
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Nov 10 2005, 08:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,055 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,796 |
welcome to Cb. You sound interesting........exotic to be more specific. I'm quite "exotic" in my life off Cb but on Cb I'm quite a shy person. It looks like you'll make alotof friends because there are alot of people like you here at Cb. So anyway have a nice time posting and try out the arcade games sometime(you can really get hooked to them). So see you around
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Nov 10 2005, 10:25 PM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
Hey! 4 more people that saved themselves from eternal damnation! Congrats!
I've been attacked thrice so far. At least the last attack on my person was intelligent. XD That was fun! I would like people to prove me wrong when I'm being cynical. As far as being "exotic" goes, I don't know how "exotic" a pale, blonde haired, whiteboy in America with Ukrainian, German, Scottish, and Irish blood who sees the value of working hard is, but if that's exotic, you got me pegged. |
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Nov 11 2005, 12:22 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 890 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,645 |
I am captain of the blue team, and I strongly approve this topic.
welcome to createblog :D |
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Nov 11 2005, 12:36 AM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
I would hope that all the team captains would approve, because if not, I'm probably going to shoot panda lasers at their houses.
Everyone likes their houses, right? |
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| *Solipsist* |
Nov 11 2005, 12:38 AM
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No worries, guy. I already gave this an A.
- Solipsist ( aka Red Team Captain ) |
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| *salcha* |
Nov 11 2005, 12:39 AM
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Same.
- Green Team Captain |
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Nov 11 2005, 12:41 AM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
we should have a snide contest sometime
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Nov 11 2005, 12:42 AM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 10 2005, 11:41 PM) we should have a snide contest sometime Why? I would just win. |
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Nov 11 2005, 12:43 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
pshht, is that trash talk? or a sorry attempt at one? ;)
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Nov 11 2005, 12:45 AM
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Resident Jerk. Is Wade. Respond to PM's! Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,510 |
Grammar, fuel.
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Nov 11 2005, 12:45 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 890 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,645 |
QUOTE(verlorenrivets @ Nov 10 2005, 11:36 PM) I would hope that all the team captains would approve, because if not, I'm probably going to shoot panda lasers at their houses. Everyone likes their houses, right? d00d, your panda lasers < my koala cannons. |
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