Weirdest away msg |
 Oct 31 2005, 01:07 AM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3  Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959  |
QUOTE My parents are yelling at me. TTYL. A friend of mine put that up today. Though it'll make up something here. Msg's been on since 6. [jerry] |
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Oct 31 2005, 01:10 AM
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 meleon--- Group: Member Posts: 267 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,680 |
lol...interesting message...
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Oct 31 2005, 01:14 AM
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ive seen worse...
that compares to nothing. |
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| *salcha* |
Oct 31 2005, 01:18 AM
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"not here, leave a message after the beef
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (haha you thought it was a typo, didn't you?!)" |
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Oct 31 2005, 02:57 AM
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 WOAH I CAN TYPE STUFF IN HERE?~!~ Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 274,826 |
when i leave an away message, i type gibberish like "kghagja;gjas'ja'slfka'sljf23jp9-ruwq9ru"
or "asfh389fh80h340f308hf0eqhf" |
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Oct 31 2005, 03:25 AM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
better than mine, i leave it blank sometimes.
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Oct 31 2005, 06:17 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Better than me... half the time I forget to put up an away message.
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| *lolita kitty* |
Oct 31 2005, 06:20 PM
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mine are always lame, like "shower, be back soon"
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Oct 31 2005, 06:22 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
haha i love my away message
QUOTE AIM service is sorry to say that user: profaneiove had recently been reported as missing. Further investigation has shown that, unfortunately, this user has died. This Screenname will be shut down and the message taken down within a week. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
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Oct 31 2005, 06:27 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
Some like it hard, some like it soft. Some prefer up and down over side to side, but either way it ends up going in and out . . .
What, I'm brushing my teeth, you PERV . . . BrB thats from my friend and when i shower i write guess what? i shower naked |
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Oct 31 2005, 06:27 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
I...don't know any weird away messages. My aways messages kind of suck too.
Aliens have abducted me and refuse to let me go until my mom stops taking a shit...and we all know how long that takes Hey. What's up? Keep on talking to the computer. Go on, I won't tell anybody.:-X |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Oct 31 2005, 06:39 PM
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I have one that says: Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends.
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Oct 31 2005, 06:50 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
"I am eating a whole roast moose. Okay, no, that's not true. I am eating... a raw moose."
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Oct 31 2005, 07:01 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
I am away from my computer.
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| *lil_chubby_cheeks2* |
Oct 31 2005, 07:59 PM
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mine:
"have a nice day, you worthless tard" and sometimes "Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott brb" ^^which confuses people |
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Oct 31 2005, 08:32 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
BRB , is my greatest invention yet.
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Oct 31 2005, 08:50 PM
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Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 31 2005, 5:48 PM) ^  Bella, you have some weird/scary ass away messages.  They are not weird and it was only that on i showed you and it was a SONG ! gosh. |
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Oct 31 2005, 08:57 PM
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lol away messages are gheyyy. i usually just put the default one on: "I am away from my computer right now." or just put what im doing like "shower, movies, mall..be home later." nothing special.
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Oct 31 2005, 10:17 PM
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 Proud to be an Anime Otaku Group: Member Posts: 667 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 165,004 |
Mine are lame but i've seen some phunky ones........
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Oct 31 2005, 10:23 PM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
QUOTE Like a fat kid in dodgeball, Im out tht made me laugh for days |
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Oct 31 2005, 10:24 PM
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 Major Cox is here Group: Member Posts: 66 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,859 |
mine are usually "eatting lots of meat in frint of vegatarians."
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Nov 1 2005, 03:19 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
"i wanna see other people"
this girl in seventeen magazine said her boyfriend put that up. i felt sooo bad for her. but yeah, that's the weirdest away message i've seen (or read about). |
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Nov 1 2005, 03:31 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
Mine is usually:
"You'll have to do a lot better than that to get me on the screen." All my friends will type like paragraphs, thinking it's a joke. But seriously, I'M EATING DINNER! |
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Nov 1 2005, 04:05 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
my friend likes do post these:
"<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs <CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth. <tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something? <CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself." They are so hilarious... and here's just another. "[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call [@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on [@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running" [@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it [@Mono] lol [@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up [@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment" [@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face" [@Mono] rofl" "*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose) <Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree" yeah um... my away messages are mostly lyrics and stuff like "i'm in the shower and you should join me." [shrugs] |
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Nov 1 2005, 05:18 PM
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 ^ Mrs. Jonas Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 263,313 |
Some random ones.
Hi! This is my away message. You can: a.) Leave a message, b.) Write me an e-mail, or c.) Rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!" While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME] They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl? his dad said both then he asked if God was black or white? his dad said both then he asked is God Michael Jackson? I would talk to you but my mom told me never to talk wih my mouth full. I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. Where in the nursury rhme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg? |
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Nov 2 2005, 01:42 AM
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 I'll never be who I was again.. Group: Member Posts: 2,886 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,981 |
maybe that person was getting yelled at and then they got kicked out of their house or they cant get back to their computer?
that happened to me...my parents were yelling at me and then im like screw this and i ran away from home and i didnt sign off so the message was up for a while.. |
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Nov 2 2005, 06:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 129 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 251,135 |
This happened to a friend of mine and then she posted the entire convo. up as her away message: Friend- I'm not doing too well in some classes.
Mom- well, if you drank less and smoked more marijuana maybe you would do better! how funny is that? it gets me every time!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Nov 2 2005, 06:53 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
"Youre away from my computer right now"
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Nov 2 2005, 08:52 PM
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Looking for me? Well EXCUUUSE ME PRINCESS, I could have a life.
~Why do I stay here in Hyrule? Ohh I remember now, Looking good Princess, especially from up here!!!~ - Solipsist |
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Nov 2 2005, 09:55 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
here's mine:
QUOTE GoxUnAmericanx: Don't you just hate long away messages? I mean really, how long does it take for you to say "brb"? That's just stupid. Nowdays people write what they hate or what they love or what they think about or a song lyrics... you know what? NO ONE f**king CARES! Tells us where you are stupid ass! I mean c'mon. I don't want to know what's going on your air head motherf**ker! GOD. I mean Jesus Christ emo people post shit in their away messages too..what dumbasses! next QUOTE GoxUnAmericanx: I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER. next QUOTE GoxUnAmericanx: oh that juicy savoring.. that smooth texture... that pleasurable desire.. oh those fluids!! sorry but i am being pleasured by now by eating some chicken
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Nov 3 2005, 05:59 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
I haven't used away messages for a long time.
When I did, I was just specific or I put up a quote. Nothing special. |
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Nov 3 2005, 02:35 PM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
nothing special...what im doing then a clique...like FRESHHDOPEKiiiDSS EST. AUGUST 31;2005 10;31AM...ATEH&AUDIN` ASHLEY&KATARINA&PAULINA...love it..
ahaha... |
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Nov 6 2005, 07:07 PM
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 &skye. Group: Member Posts: 92 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,082 |
QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-]b @ Oct 31 2005, 7:01 PM) I am away from my computer. Haha that has to be the most creative  Let's see. I have: "Maple Story! be back in 4 hours. XD" |
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Nov 6 2005, 11:01 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 890 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,645 |
My away messages are all cryptic and boring. I WANT A FUNNY ONE! Any suggestions?
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Nov 7 2005, 04:25 PM
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 wanna see me disco? Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 286,246 |
i dont use msn so.....i wouldnt have one.
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Nov 7 2005, 04:30 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
QUOTE(salcha @ Oct 31 2005, 1:18 AM) "not here, leave a message after the beef MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (haha you thought it was a typo, didn't you?!)" hahahahahahaha i love that one!! |
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Nov 7 2005, 04:51 PM
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 duckieee<3 Group: Member Posts: 527 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,962 |
i have my own customized away msg. NO STEALING! >:[
"BLAH: a word used when you have no words to use. (adj) i feel so blah today. (n) BLAH YOU! (v) imma go...blah." |
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Nov 7 2005, 04:53 PM
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duckieee<3 Group: Member Posts: 527 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,962 |
oops...i pressed it twice =.=
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Nov 7 2005, 05:24 PM
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 Asian Jason™ Group: Member Posts: 171 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 284,360 |
most of the time i just put lyrics to songs
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Nov 7 2005, 08:12 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
One of my friends used to always put "brb" even though they'd be gone for 6 hours. It would get me really mad because brb is be RIGHT back, and he wasn't going to be RIGHT back. So now he puts:
Last time I did this I put up brb, but I got yelled at because I came back 6 hours later. So I'm putting this up instead. Too bad it doesn't tell you how long I will be gone or when I'll be back! >:P |
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Nov 7 2005, 09:59 PM
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 S'up, Figgy? Group: Member Posts: 15 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 287,643 |
"Yea, I died. Sorry about that."
"The spiders want me to tapdance." <. Not mine. |
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