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*jimmyjackiechan*
post May 1 2004, 11:19 PM
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Spank it as hard as u can~

Link is NOT perverted...

But whack it hard~

Tell me how u do? happy.gif
 
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faithin_felix
post May 1 2004, 11:22 PM
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i saw it before, well i just got 391 mph, how about you?
 
LatinaLady
post May 1 2004, 11:23 PM
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wow that was fun.my very first time was 88. i didnt know what to do theni was like ohhh i get it. lol
 
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post May 1 2004, 11:26 PM
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Lol. I just did it. And no joke, I got 404 mph. I think it was a glitch though, cause my mouse was off the window and I went back, then forth, then watever, and knocked a 404 mph.

wow
 
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post May 1 2004, 11:31 PM
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woah! lol mines is onl y like 298 >_<"

YEA, BOO for me ermm.gif
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post May 1 2004, 11:38 PM
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haha. that was fun.! i got 232 miles per hour. =]
 
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post May 1 2004, 11:45 PM
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Hahahaha! Holy crap! I got 546 mph!

--edit--

now I hit 756 mph!
 
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post May 2 2004, 12:08 AM
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my fastest was 490 mph! yeah...i think there was a glitch in my comp too...i wasn't even aware i had hit the monkey until 490 mph popped on the screen! i didn't even know how that had happened! ohmy.gif it was all happening so fast...i think i was moving my mouse too quickly back and forth...

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740 mph!! whoohoo! happy.gif
 
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560 mph!! blink.gif cool.gif 1 whoa howdhell u get 700 mph??
 
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DUUUUUDEEE the music that plays when you spank the monkey over 200mph IS THE SHIIIIZZZ!! *dances*
 
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post May 2 2004, 01:38 AM
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Mine was like 200-300 I don't remember...I don't spank too hard ... *sigh*
 
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post May 2 2004, 02:33 AM
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I'll let the picture speak for itself.
Hurrah for the easteregg!

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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post May 2 2004, 02:34 AM
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i got a 259mph. wow jiggapin0, 756mph..
 
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post May 2 2004, 07:29 AM
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Darn... Only 333 mph. I gotta work on this.
It doesn't matter whether I win or lose, I love listening to that music!

[EDIT] 417... getting better happy.gif
 
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post May 2 2004, 07:36 AM
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Did this at school about a month ago. 902 mph with a glitch. You drag the hand up as far as you can and move the cursor out of the screen til ur just above the monkey's head. Then put the cursor back into the screen and you should get something like 750+. fun lol
 
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post May 2 2004, 08:46 AM
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WHat i used to do (CHEATING WISE) put the mouse accerlator and speed to max, making it ultra sensitive in the control panels. That always works I think~
 
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post May 2 2004, 10:22 AM
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I got 425 mph.

xD
 
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post May 2 2004, 11:39 AM
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ehhh..264...but yeah..i seen this before..my friends play it allllll the time when they're bored LoL
 
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post May 2 2004, 12:55 PM
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i got 356 happy.gif
 
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post May 2 2004, 01:27 PM
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woot!
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post May 2 2004, 01:29 PM
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my arm is hurting :P
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post May 2 2004, 01:32 PM
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haha happy.gif happy.gif I used to do this all the time! Ow I hurt my wrist sad.gif
 
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post May 2 2004, 01:32 PM
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it hurts!! im a jackass :P
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post May 2 2004, 01:51 PM
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wow.. I can only get up to the 540's >< Good job, chinaman lol
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post May 2 2004, 03:16 PM
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i got 397 mph yea!! haha very funny game.. happy.gif
 
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post May 3 2004, 10:37 PM
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woop!!! 498!!!!
 
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post May 8 2004, 11:15 AM
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Ahahaha lol that was good my farthest was 790 miles
 
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post May 8 2004, 12:32 PM
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i got 62. its kinda hard
 
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post May 8 2004, 12:42 PM
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i only got 421 i`ll try gain later (=
 
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post May 8 2004, 12:45 PM
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wow china_man is hella good
 
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post May 15 2004, 09:22 PM
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I know the secret to get 500+ on this. :P And I bet you China_Man is using this method also.
 
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post May 16 2004, 01:37 AM
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jeezuz..this is soo addicting!! blink.gif
 
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QUOTE(GinaDaQueen @ May 15 2004, 9:22 PM)
I know the secret to get 500+ on this. :P And I bet you China_Man is using this method also.

what's the secret!!! "secrets secrets are no fun, now you must tell EVERYONE" haha
 
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post May 16 2004, 09:17 AM
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i spanked the monkey at 782 miles per hour..how bout you
 
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post May 16 2004, 11:57 AM
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I spanked it at 847 mph before... my friend got 848 before... using my technique!! O_o anyone wanna know the secret?... ;) hehe
 
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post May 16 2004, 12:03 PM
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lol thats a cool game
the top score i got was 338
 
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post May 18 2004, 05:15 PM
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I know the secret! The Secret is...

Keep Trying! tongue.gif
 
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post May 20 2004, 07:56 AM
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hahah i got 539 =] man that was a kool game!
 
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post May 20 2004, 10:17 PM
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Ok, ok here's the secret. Actually, my brother taught this to me but I googledit and found it too becase I'm bad at explaining things.
 
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post May 21 2004, 01:05 PM
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397 miles per hour
 
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post May 21 2004, 04:54 PM
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612!!! woo...

I have one of those inflatable monkeys too! biggrin.gif

Haha

WHOS THE #1 MONKEY SPANKER NOW!?
 
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post May 22 2004, 09:50 PM
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man that game ish addicting. well i got 735
 
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post May 23 2004, 06:56 PM
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tongue.gif
 
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post May 25 2004, 05:00 PM
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whee!! i got 550 biggrin.gif
 
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post May 25 2004, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE(Just_Dream @ May 2 2004, 1:51 PM)
wow.. I can only get up to the 540's >< Good job, chinaman lol

christina..wow, your like the best girl here. crazzzie
 
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post May 26 2004, 10:26 PM
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583!!=D took me alot of tries!
 
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post May 28 2004, 11:24 PM
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sooo slow loading.. ZZzZzz... getting tired... sigh...wen is it done? huh i doubled clicked it accidentally and now it wont show it! dammit...-_--
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 02:21 AM
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yeee -_- how do u get 800 man...

but mind.. i'm using a lappy with the sucky button mouse thing in the middle of the keyboard... whistling.gif
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post Apr 4 2005, 12:12 AM
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wow .. i can't believe people can get up to the 700s+...
hehe the highest i got was like 394 =[
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i got 622!! =DD
 
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817... Tehehe laptop pwns
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 03:12 PM
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wow got 695 on my laptop...damn im good lol
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:10 PM
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woohoo!! i got 624!! yay! man this game is addictive! lol
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:14 PM
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I've played that before!! FUn!! LoL
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:17 PM
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Ugh.. only 310.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:25 PM
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That...was so....incredibly..FUN!! HAHA I wanna do it again! My score was 281 mph.. laugh.gif

/edit: WOO got it up to 419 mph!
 
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haaha thats funny i got 234 miles per hour.
 
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lol i got 130 blush.gif

but i have a laptop so its harder. lol
 
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blink.gif I got 264
 
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fastest I got was 419. How do u guys get so dang fast?!
 
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Aww, 352.
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 11:00 AM
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547 mph
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 11:17 AM
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haha I use to play that all the time
and the highest ive gotten was in the 800 area
 
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awsome!!! this is so much fun! i got 321 at best so far...tryin to do better
 
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