What is the weirdest thing a guy |
What is the weirdest thing a guy |
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What is the weried thing a guy has ever said to you??
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#2
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![]() omgah_itsmaggiex=new username. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,467 ![]() |
will you have sex with me
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*mzkandi* |
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Guy: "I am sexually attracted to my mother"
Me : WTF..... ![]() |
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#4
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i wear speedos
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#5
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![]() ...who created this mess...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 451 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,244 ![]() |
Hmm... I can't think of one that a guy said to me, but once a guy asked my friend, out of nowhere:
"Do you know about aluminum foil??" My Friend: ![]() ...Yeah. It was really random and I have no idea why he asked her that... |
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#6
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![]() Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 274,366 ![]() |
ma best m8 is random as hell...he always weirds me out wit funny questions and comments....here are a few examples
#"do u shave ur P**sy?" #"how long does it take a gurl to change her sanitary towel?" #"wats ur bra size?" #i wear a 32A bra #i lyk da smell of ma mumz shoes da list goes on...lol... |
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#7
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![]() Proud to be an Anime Otaku ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 667 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 165,004 ![]() |
Weirdest thing.............
Guy: COme sit on my lap and we ll talk about the first thing that pops up ![]() |
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#8
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 ![]() |
^wow
which hole does the tampon do you put your tampon in ![]() (we were having lunch) |
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#9
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![]() naïvety ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 ![]() |
Dumb Guy Who Doesn't Know Any Better: How many holes does a girl have?
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#10
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![]() Another ditch in the road... you keep moving ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 ![]() |
QUOTE Guy: COme sit on my lap and we ll talk about the first thing that pops up :stubborn that was REALLY funny |
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![]() uoyevoli ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,430 ![]() |
hahaa..this random guy who reallyy scared me
"do you brush your teeth alot, because you have really white teeth." and then the same guyy.. "i like your bookbag. will you trade with me?" haha yeah. my bookbag is purplee..with my name on it. and he was dead serious too O.O lol |
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*xcaitlinx* |
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"will you give me hed?"
"do you masturbate?" "have u ever had sex with a girl?" "i think you have your period...or you're pmsing." "will you screw me?" high school guys are so freakin pervertededededd. |
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![]() Loser ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 ![]() |
"Can girls masturbate with a tampon?"
My friends amuse me |
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"trombones make me horny"
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"whats the difference between boxers and briefs"
me friend asked me that. i still dont know if he was serious or not (: |
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![]() Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 ![]() |
Me: OH GOD SORRY IF I'M CRANKY, IT'S JUST I AM PMSING
Boy: Oh it's so sure nice to hear that you;re bleeding on your vagina |
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#18
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um....
guy:my boobs are negative A cups. me:...good for your sweetie. |
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*iNyCxShoRT* |
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"Girls fart?"
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![]() <33 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 ![]() |
a guy asked my friend and i:
"what's a tampon?" it's not stupid. well, a guy just wants to know. but i mean.. we didn't explain it to him. we just went, "uhhh err.. oops! the bell! gotta go." ![]() |
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#21
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![]() ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 ![]() |
"Grow boobs."
And he said it like five times in a row. -.- |
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me: OW! SHIT! PAPERCUT!
Him: Aww. Do you want me to kiss your little boo-boo for you? me: ![]() Well, that's the most meaningful & STRANGEST thing a guy has ever said to me, considering he was my crush. |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 650 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,519 ![]() |
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![]() crushed. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 ![]() |
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#25
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![]() Proud to be an Anime Otaku ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 667 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 165,004 ![]() |
^ Definitly new one from today, "WIll you allow us to make you our spork queen?" -_-' I'm a bit disturbed by that one.
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*swtcherriipie* |
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#26
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Would you pick my boogers for me?
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#27
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![]() naïvety ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 ![]() |
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#28
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,715 ![]() |
"I can keep your mom going all night."
"Youre bitchy today. Do you have cramps in the nether region?" "Do you keep a condom dispenser in your locker?" "Id like to see you do a strip tease.. right now." Guys are weird sometimes.. ![]() |
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#29
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![]() Toria ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,588 ![]() |
some have asked me how many ppl I had sex with...I HATE that shit. goys are stupid sometimez.
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#30
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 203,356 ![]() |
Guys always ask me to make out with other girls...i guess you could say thats weird, but really more annoying.
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#31
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![]() Gackt owns you. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,953 ![]() |
QUOTE(swtcherriipie @ Oct 28 2005, 10:10 AM) wow. My friend told me THAT. He's 2 years younger than me (he's 14) so yeah... immature... And here's another one: "Do you wear tampons? or pads?" - same guy... I just gave him an evil stare ![]() Yes, Immature!!! I mean, why would you ask a girl THAT!? ![]() |
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#32
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![]() Chtaime ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 ![]() |
Umm...
"lets have sex in the freezer" |
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![]() you`re undeniable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 ![]() |
"have you ever gotten raped by a tampon before?"
"do you want to go down the BIG BLACK HOLE?" "i have my cat's testicles in a jar..." "yo quiero tus gato en mis pantalones." "so you're single? for real? don't you feel like a LONELY PIDGEON?" boys.boys.boys. ![]() |
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![]() omnomnom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 ![]() |
The weirdest thing is "You better watch in the halls because if people see your butt they will faint" I'm like wtf mates.
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![]() Krazy Idiot ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,224 ![]() |
random things...
"do you have your period" "are you a virgin?" "are you a lesbian?" then there was this time when i dropped my pencil and i had to go under the table to get it. This guys was sitting across from me and when i went under the table to get it he was like "NO you cant suck it!" my reactions ![]() ![]() |
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#36
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![]() 潮州人 forever =) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 ![]() |
" 2 heads or 2 holes?? " Oo;
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