locker room blues, big butts get the ghettoe bois Options

[MajorHottie00]

im a freshman and in p.e. you could say i have the dress-out blues. all my life i've been told i have no butt. my momma said all the boys like a ghetto bootie, so i did somthing about it. now i stuff my jeans with tissue paper to make my butt looks more bootielicious. theres one problem though, when i have to change into my p.e shorts the tissue paper tends to fall out. and it makes crazy sounds. im so embarassed that some of the girls that saw will tell the boys. what should i do? any advice, please comment back!!!

signed, ghetto bootie

[howyoudoin]

well when i stuff my butt i usually go for the more durable 2 ply cotton. it relaly does the trick and no crinkle sounds. and maybe try running to the bathroom to change. or tell the girls "all the cool kids are doingn it" yea my momma says that bigg butts get the ghetto bois too. yea while ur at it try filling up sandwhcih bags with soup and stuff those bad boys in there. ull get some nice jiggle with the junk in the trunk action.

hope that helps...

[*digital.fragrance*]

Don't stuff your pants with tissue paper. It may attract boys, but if they only like you because of your booty, then that's not good. If a boy doesn't like you because of your butt, then he doesn't deserve you anyway.

I really don't no why having no butt would be a bad thing... I would think it'd be kinda good. But that's just me.

[howyoudoin]

I really don't no why having no butt would be a bad thing... I would think it'd be kinda good.  But that's just me.

GIRL it all about the bootay up in this part. puhleease. the guy sonly go for girls who got bootays. peace homes.

[Chii]

that's kind of pathetic that you stuff your ass just for attention...

why don't you just be who you are and see who that attracts? sooner or later guys will find out that you stuff your ass if you continue it.

[Fade to Black]

im a guy and i dont like big butts...not all guys like big butts u know

[silver-rain]

that's kind of pathetic that you stuff your ass just for attention...

why don't you just be who you are and see who that attracts? sooner or later guys will find out that you stuff your ass if you continue it.

I agree, I think that it's pathetic that you have to stuff your butt... If you continue to do that, then the guys will find out, and if you say that they only want girls with big butts (which is shallow), then he will dump you, so you lose either way. Just be yourself.

[_sarcastic_]

you shouldn't stuff your butt with tissue paper, i mean yeah of course it'll attract the guys but they'd only be liking you for your 'big' booty. besides like what chii said just be who you are, people will like you for that

[Latina Babii]

GIRL it all about the bootay up in this part. puhleease. the guy sonly go for girls who got bootays. peace homes.

Damn I'm always told I have TO MUCH butt >_< M sister loves making fun of it, and no it's not true guys don't always go for the butt, it just means they're an ass. Seriously if a guy dated me only for my butt I would kick his ass! That's stupid and pathetic and it annoys me.

[timeflies51]

I'm sorry, but that's pathetic. That's really pathetic.

The only guys you're gonna attract are perves, and they won't care about you at all. Who cares if you don't have a big butt? The guys who really like you won't.

And your mom is telling you this? I think that's even more pathetic.

[Latina Babii]

I'm sorry, but that's pathetic. That's really pathetic.

The only guys you're gonna attract are perves, and they won't care about you at all. Who cares if you don't have a big butt? The guys who really like you won't.

And your mom is telling you this? I think that's even more pathetic. 

I thought your parents (mom specially) is supposed to tell you you're beautiful just as you are...........

[*jooleeah*]

ROFL.

OH MAN. hahahha xD *keeps silent*

Maybe you stuff the whole tissue box behind your butt. It's very attractive, you know.

....xD

[howyoudoin]

i think shed prefer a more lucious round shape rather then square.

[Gigi]

^ And how would YOU know that, I ask?

[howyoudoin]

well would u want a huge square butt sticking out from you? personally i dont think i would. just try cutting a melon in half and then one for each. hope it helps..

[jEllyBeaNs]

I'm sorry, but that's pathetic. That's really pathetic.

The only guys you're gonna attract are perves, and they won't care about you at all. Who cares if you don't have a big butt? The guys who really like you won't.

And your mom is telling you this? I think that's even more pathetic. 

^i agree. you shouldn't have to stuff your pants to get attention from guys. thats ridiculous! i mean it doesn't matter if u have a big butt or not. i have a BIG butt, ( i love my big bootie) lmao and some guys tend to look at me just because of that. but that just makes a girl feel uncomfortable! but like i said u dont need to stuff your pants to get guys to like or even look at you!

[*jooleeah*]

well would u want a huge square butt sticking out from you? personally i dont think i would. just try cutting a melon in half and then one for each. hope it helps..

LOL
You're too funny, maaannn.

Melons? Maybe watermelons would be better.

[jennyjenny]

is it comfortable when you sit down?

[*tweeak*]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

errm, i'd like my ass to shrink, thanks

[shortiiex]

change in the bathrooms next time
and you can't do anything if this spreads tohrough the school

[ecargnmyst]

yea while ur at it try filling up sandwhcih bags with soup and stuff those bad boys in there. ull get some nice jiggle with the junk in the trunk action.

well would u want a huge square butt sticking out from you? personally i dont think i would. just try cutting a melon in half and then one for each. hope it helps..
hope that helps...

ok...r u serious..how r u sposed to even sit down like that?? anyways...yeah thats really weird u stuff ur pants..O.o..i have a really big ass and my mom annoys me about it all the time..its sooo freakin annoying...and im trying to make it smaller..lol..but yeah...it really doesnt matter..get a guy who likes u for u..

[howyoudoin]

well its real easy to sit down if u kind of squat and then turn to the left and then kind of grab ur butt and then make sure it stays in place and then sit on ur hands then remove ur hands. just a lil technique ive learned in my 2 years of stuffing. o and.. wat kind of jeans do you wear? cuz it helps to wear like some jlos or applebottoms. or baby phat. and if u have a technique on wearing skirts and stuffing can someone let me know? cuz i have nice legs and ild like to show them. ive tried duct taping but its too much of a hassle. o one more thing. DONT TRY BUBBLE WRAP!!!

good luck

[ANG33ZY]

lawl loro non serio

[*digital.fragrance*]

well its real easy to sit down if u kind of squat and then turn to the left and then kind of grab ur butt and then make sure it stays in place and then sit on ur hands then remove ur hands. just a lil technique ive learned in my 2 years of stuffing. o and.. wat kind of jeans do you wear? cuz it helps to wear like some jlos or applebottoms. or baby phat. and if u have a technique on wearing skirts and stuffing can someone let me know? cuz i have nice legs and ild like to show them. ive tried duct taping but its too much of a hassle. o one more thing. DONT TRY BUBBLE WRAP!!!

good luck

I'd be afraid the sandwhich bags would bust and the soup would spill all over the inside of my pants..... man.

[MajorHottie00]

thanks for all your support, this is a difficult situation for me. i appreciate ur honesty and oppinions. more would be nice though. okay well just a lil update, today at school this guy asked me out and now he thinks i have big breasts and so ive recently figured out how to stuff my bra without anyone seeing while im changing. i take two sanwhich bags [[the storage ones]] and fill then wiith jello. then i but on my mamas bra(DD) so its nice and snug. then i put on a jumbo sports bra to prevent anything from spilling out. it lasts and lasts throughout the day, while still giving you a natural jiggle. ive found it attracks alot of attention and now my bf will be happy. he dont suspect a thing. let me know what you think<3333 curves=happy

[Spirited Away]

for some funny reason, i feel this is one of the more less obvious spam threads designed by a certain someone. but whatever.

here's a thought, why stuff yourself with paper towels? why not wear... three-five underwears? or not. eh, guys find out things sooner or later.

ps, why are you a major hottie if you have a ghetto bootie? this doesn't make any sense to me.

This post has been edited by Spirited Away: Oct 25 2005, 10:55 PM

[sprezzatura]

Don't stuff it. I don't like big butts and I don't have big butts either.

[LittleLulu]

ok so
1-wouldn't you have to make alot of jello?
2-if he really likes you he wont care about your boobs OR your butt so dont worry about it
3-there are more important things in life then attracting men

[wish i was hott]

i agree completely with majorhottie00. sandwich bags and jello make an exellent support system for your boozums. i used to stuff untill my mom made me get a job cause i was usin up all the toilet paper and kleenex. shes such a bitch. now i have support groups for it and i just got out of rehab because i completed level five. im now considered tissue free. but oh how i wish i could stuff those lonely nights when i cant get a date because my buttocks and boozums are no longer visable. well i hope you all find inner peace and have good clean fun.

[Joss-eh-lime]

^you really went to a support group?

GIRL it all about the bootay up in this part. puhleease. the guy sonly go for girls who got bootays. peace homes.

haha. thats not how my school is but i know some places like that.

[Just_Dream]

... *snickers* Hahah this is too funny... I agree, Jooleah. lol Fae... most likely so.. probably one of those threads... let's just see where this'll head.

I agree that stuffing is "pathetic" because you should be glad with what God gave you! Or whatever god you worship...

Not only that, but wait.. you STUFF your bra too? Doesn't that kind of make your body look unproportional? Yea and about the stuffing your pants.. Wait so when you sit down, doesn't your pants flatten and not lok as puffy?

Wow.. talk about craving for attention. Yes, we all want to improve our appearance, but no one's perfect. And faking it only makes it worse because what happens once you get married?

And guys don't always focus on the butt. I know guys that say girls have great legs, so butt don't always matter.

[mouse_3k]

now i stuff my jeans with tissue paper to make my butt looks more bootielicious.

wow r u THAT desperate for a guy that just probably want u as a bootycall? dont make urself a slut, be happy for what u got. But unless u just want to be eye candy or a bootycall suit urself.

Then again ur only a freshmen little kid. now u wont want a senior big boy to take control of you right?

[Latina Babii]

^ I so effin agree. They gonna think ur easy if you tryin to impress them like that.
|

I hate how our society is is based so much about our looks, see guys and models are the reasons why this world has so many girls right now bending over a toilet puking what they ate or refusing to eat.

[steezahh]

im a guy and i dont like big butts...not all guys like big butts u know

yeah true not all guys like big butts; and some 'ghetto' boi; [please spell that right its BOYS] and not all of them like big butts; so i wouldnt stuff...oh yeah and Fade to Black, i bought my brother that cd!! ahah...arent i sucha good sister.. oh yeah...lol..

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

Wow....first its the butt, now it's the breasts. Woman-what is wrong with you??? Do you know how stupid that sounds? Can't you just be happy with the way you were made??? Boobs and butt aren't everything. Do you really want guys liking you for the wrong reasons?

[jEllyBeaNs]

Wow....first its the butt, now it's the breasts.  Woman-what is wrong with you???  Do you know how stupid that sounds?  Can't you just be happy with the way you were made???  Boobs and butt aren't everything.  Do you really want guys liking you for the wrong reasons?

i kno really!? thats krazy. sticking tissue in your pants is really dumb!

[Heewee]

OH wow. You almost made me pee in my pants when I read the melons part. Please don't close this thread for entertainment's sake.

[*chaneun*]

fannypacks.

[Latina Babii]

Lol a fanny pack? This chick must be disturbed. (Not the one who thought up the fanny pack)

I'm sorry the media has poisoned this girls's mind and made her think that loks are the only way a guy will notice her. I pray for thee.

[howyoudoin]

can we get more updates on ur life?

[jEllyBeaNs]

can we get more updates on ur life?

haha OMg that was kinda mean. but hey can we get sum updates on your life? entertain us some more! lmao

[MajorHottie00]

well u want an update? okay well another guy asked me out today, but he goes to a different school, and hes too old for me so i declined. plus i have a boyfriend who loves me. okay well fyi im NOT anerexic or bulemic. i just am on a strict celery and water diet. okay well today i used the jello thing again and it was very refreshing and i loved it. during pe it was very easy to change cuz of the sports bra. okay lets see wat else is new... hmm.. o yea since i look older now cuz of my butt and chest my aunt is getting me a job at knotts berry farm. shes my absolute idol. i love her sooo much. okay well i have one more question for all of you but i dont want to post it here... kind of embarresging.. if u know what i mean. i hate to embarress myself. okay well could u email me at majorhottie00@yahoo.com ?? thanks a bunch i love you all smooches..

lots of love,
majorhottie00

[howyoudoin]

well im glad things are working out for you. hope ur bf doesnt find out about ur uh ... condition. celery and water? isnt that the definition of anerexia? question for you. what flavor jello do u prefer? persionally i think id go for the orange one. i dont know why but ill work on a reason later... well anyways what is this question ur embarresed about? what could u possibly be emabaresed about after telling us u are bassically a huge ball of tissue and jello? well ill email you then. see ya. hope ur life is going amazing. ps. i live by knotts berry farm. small world

keep your chin up sonny,
whale nuker.

[timeflies51]

i would love to hear about what the whole school has to say, especially your boyfriend, once they figure out that you're stuffing. i think the jello part would make it even more amusing.

[o0olaalaa]

ugh i think its dumb, if your looking for a guy he shouldnt be attracted to you just becuz u have a butt. guys who do that are so shallow. blah. if you don't care they do sell butt thingys like padded bras.

[crazedbaby]

That's kind of pathetic no offense... I have nothing to say except don't stuff yourself...

[*xcaitlinx*]

wow...peopel actually stuff their jeans? ehh...you should seriously be thankful for what you have an not worry about that shit. if guys go for girls with ghetto booties, then their intentions are obviously not good. having a big butt is not all it's cracked up to be...believe me.

[howyoudoin]

i would love to hear about what the whole school has to say, especially your boyfriend, once they figure out that you're stuffing. i think the jello part would make it even more amusing.

me to. what school do you go to?

[HoodieObsessed]

I think this is a joke topic. Notice the person who made the topic only has 4 posts, and the first replier (only one who agreed with her) only has 11. Slightly suspicious. Her (or him) made two acounts and replied to her (or his) own topic. Just a bad joke. that is if I am correct about my acusasions, if not:

you are really lame and pathetic. You shouldn't try to get guys with your booty, that's rediculas. Do you really want to get a boyfriend who is only your boyfriend because he likes your booty? I think not. Unless you are a complete slut in which case you are still lame and pathetic. My cure: don't stuff your pants

EDIT

Actually, the more I'm reading, I'm thinking this joke is actually quite amusing

[Endless_Love ...]

I would never do that! Are you really that desperate? If my boy only liked me for my booty he would be gone in a second!

[coconutter]

Here's a tip: Don't stuff your pants. You don't need to go to such extreme measures for guys who hardly even look at your butt. It attracts unwanted attention and makes it look like you have crinkley butt. Guys like you for who you are. As long as your pretty they don't really care how big your boobs or butt are.

[xmkaex]

be yourself..love the way your body is

[<3`mae]

dalai. LOL. you stuff your pants? now that's new. haha. sorry. anyway, you shouldn't stuff your pants to get a guy's attention. i mean, if that's the only reason why they'd notice you, then they are not worth your time >_<

[xTINAA]

HAHAHHHAHHAHA
This is the funniest thing ever. Wow. What a fun joke (:

I say continue to stuff. Try newer and bigger things next time. Maybe instead of tissues in your pants use socks or something, hahahah.

[topsyturvy]

okay well fyi im NOT anerexic or bulemic. i just am on a strict celery and water diet.

Whoa, reality check. Celery and water diet. (Omg.) STRICT celery and water diet. (Omg.) Notice the word strict. If you still don't think you're anorexic, you have a serious problem. Really.

[*swtcherriipie*]

oh wow... O.o i wouldnt know i have a relli big booty.

[howyoudoin]

oh wow... O.o i wouldnt know i have a relli big booty.

i guess shed say you were one of the lucky selected. my adive is to eat some fatburger and maybe it will go to ur butt?

[MajorHottie00]

HAHAHHHAHHAHA
This is the funniest thing ever. Wow. What a fun joke (:

I say continue to stuff. Try newer and bigger things next time. Maybe instead of tissues in your pants use socks or something, hahahah.

why do people think im joking and the fact of the matter is that im quite seorius in all of this. i came to u for help and you laughed and mocked me. plus socks = lumpy. are u trying to ruin my reputation of major hottie? anyways... if any of you want an update here goes. and if not stop reading this okay. so over the past few days ive been working on techniques and pretty soon my webpage will be up and running. ill tell you the link as soon as it gets off ground. but ill take this time to share my findings in the world of stuffing. it is not as "pathetic" as some of you might seem. not everyone was born with lucoius lovely lady lumps. so back to the issues... but the down side of stuffing is it makes ur apperance bigger then it is. i try wearing tight shirts to show off my sculped and defined abs.



well to those of you who are supportive in all of this id like to take a special time to thank you all. ive found that through hard times you could always use a friend. when theres something unpredictable but in the end its right i hope you had the time of your life.

<333

more updates later.

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

^No one is born with "lucoius lovely lady lumps". I still think you shouldn't stuff, but if it makes you happier.......to each his own I guess.

[Comptine]

wait... it thought they were called...humps. damn black eyed peas. they confused me.

anywaii, i advised you to stop stuffing. a girl in my year used to stuff her bra with gel inserts so she had like C cup boobs. then one day, she showed up and there was a big difference from that day and the day before. >< her gel inserts had popped. so everyone knew she stuffed her bra.

you don't need to stuff. just buy a good pair of jeans. try a low waist one with large pockets . that way, it focuses on your butt and the pockets make you seem like you got a bigger butt.

[*swtcherriipie*]

lol were still talking about the tissue in the bootie... Lol you'll grow into your pants. =)

[howyoudoin]

i like how everyone stopped posting... anyways.. what if she doesnt grow into her pants? then wat does she do?

[MajorHottie00]

omg, so my computer was broken for like 4 months and i couldnt go on here and give you guys updates. so we have a lot to talk about. first of all i broke up with my boyfriend because he was too clingy. no worries i found someone better. well my mom was relocated at her work so we had to move to a different city and so i had to go to a different school. and you know wat that means!!! i can stuff my butt bigger then ever becasue its like a fresh start. so what i do to make sure its the same every day is i measure the circumference of it. i try to get it at about 45 inches at the biggest point. so my life is all gumdrops and rainbows at the moment. im sorry i was a little rude in my last post but i was a little disapointed that no one was giving me the advice i needed at the time. now i know some of you that are reading this feel the same way i do in saying that stuffing anything is just natural. some of u may not be comfortable saying it and that is why u get hostile and go calling it "pathetic." but i forgive all of you. well if u want any tips u can email me at majorhottie00@yahoo.com

<<3333

when life gives u lemons, make lemondade.
when life gives u dirt, make mud pies.
and when life gives u tissues/jello/sandwich bags of soup, then use them to stuff ur butt.

i love you all!

[Joss-eh-lime]

^what if the soup bag explodes? ahh. and i think u should just stop stuffing ur butt. ppl will find out.

[howyoudoin]

heeeey i remember you. hows life?

[Smoogrish]

Don't stuff, in my opinion the guys that only go for big boobs/big butts are extremely shallow anyways.

[just love me.]

well from what i read ur a freak. whose a big whory STUFFER!!!!

[BrokenDream]

...why would you do such a stupid thing to make your butt look good? so what if your butt isn't "booty-licious". i think it's still strange that you wasted your time to stuff your butt. you shouldn't have in the first place.

if you stop stuffing your butt then you wouldn't have to worry about people thinking you are strange when some tissue paper falls out of your jeans or something. besides, why would you like so much attention anyway? it creeps me out, rofl.

[angelrevelation]

lol this is really funny... i think it's a joke... i mean, how can you make jello every single day to stuff? and if you use tissue paper wouldnt it make your butt look lumpy? not so attractive...

if this is real... it's just sad. if you bf wanted you for your breasts/butt, he'll want 'stuff', and when he tries to feel you up (which he probably will since it sounds like he wants your body) he'll know it's not real...

[HolyMoly]

What the... If you have a small butt you should be happy.

Why does it matter anyways? People are serioulsy taking the song, "I like big butts and I can not lie" way too seriously. Lol.

[KissMe2408]

Advice?

My advice would be stop stuffing your jeans.
That's not the sorta thing you do to win over a guys attention.
And lets say he did go for your "big butt", then he would know it was fake.
And not all guys like "big butts" i mean that's kinda sterotypical. Some guys like those skinny girls with small butts. They all have different opinions on what they find attractive.
So the best thing you can do is be yourself and accept your body.
Please don't stuff your pants anymore, it is very unattractive.

[upf147]

i get the feeling that there is the slight chance that this is BS, DD? thats quite large...ew.

[FoxBandCutie08]

thanks for all your support, this is a difficult situation for me. i appreciate ur honesty and oppinions. more would be nice though. okay well just a lil update, today at school this guy asked me out and now he thinks i have big breasts and so ive recently figured out how to stuff my bra without anyone seeing while im changing. i take two sanwhich bags [[the storage ones]] and fill then wiith jello. then i but on my mamas bra(DD) so its nice and snug. then i put on a jumbo sports bra to prevent anything from spilling out. it lasts and lasts throughout the day, while still giving you a natural jiggle. ive found it attracks alot of attention and now my bf will be happy. he dont suspect a thing. let me know what you think<3333 curves=happy

OK, this is very very sad. Why would you need to stuff ANYTHING to make a guy like you? Isn't that a bit shallow? I mean sooner or later he will know you stuff, then like all guys he will run around the school and tell all his friends. Then you will be worse off than you are now. If you really want a butt, try eating McDonalds or some fattening food, and just doa few ab exercises to make sure you don't gain fat in the wrong place.