hella funny ... to me =), ghetto vocabulary |
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 Oct 20 2005, 11:02 PM
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trust me, im fightin temptations.  Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414  |
"ghetto" vocabulary
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1.. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2.. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3.. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4.. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5.. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6.. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7.. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8.. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say,"Bullshit, that watch israel." 9.. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10.. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11.. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12.. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13.. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify." 14.. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one Slide." |
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Oct 21 2005, 08:38 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol that made me laugh<3
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Oct 22 2005, 04:04 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao that was funny
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Oct 22 2005, 06:16 PM
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#7 took me awhile to get. Ommlette ahahaha the bset!<3 |
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Oct 22 2005, 06:20 PM
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 Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
lol ya those are funny if u take the time to understand them lol... funny to read....
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Oct 22 2005, 06:38 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
haha. oh shucks 2.. Dictate -
My girlfriend say my dictate good. that was funny |
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Oct 22 2005, 10:51 PM
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 Peggy. Group: Member Posts: 2,508 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,025 |
Funny thing. LMFAO
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Oct 22 2005, 11:05 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
hahaha those are pretty funny! i didn't get #7 tho!
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Oct 22 2005, 11:38 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 23 2005, 12:11 AM) Those were funny. #7 was supposed to be like, "Pee in this."  oo ok!  i got it thnx lol
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Oct 23 2005, 12:42 AM
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 Save a guitar, bang a guitarist. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,916 |
Lol, that was pretty good.
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Oct 23 2005, 02:31 PM
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Hmmm I wonder if I "Dictate Good".
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Oct 23 2005, 04:33 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
lmoa
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Oct 26 2005, 04:48 PM
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13.. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify." lmfao...they were all hilarious. |
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