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Lame: Help me with this math !
AQu01rius
post Oct 12 2005, 11:07 PM
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1 + 1 = 3
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I studies at Bakayaro University in Tokyo, a university with hundred years of history. Many celebrities came out of here, such as Tokugawa Ieyasu, Oda Nobunaga, Ayumi Hamasaki and et cetera.

I'm in the Rocket Science program. Today, my professor, Bob le Blanc (He is a Italian), have given out this mathematical equation to us. He states this equation as the basis foundation of all the complex mathematics. He said, in order to work this out, you must understand the concept of Hokkaido Mathelogy, which is originally developed by Utada Hikaru.

At last, he told us less than three people in history have figure out this equation. Two of those three happened to be dead extremly early due to lack of brain oxygens.

I do not understand this equation. Anyone here wise enough to explain me this mysterious mathmetical equation?

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>> " 1 + 1 = ? "

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I'd thankful, no, grateful if any of you knows the answer.
There will be rewards for people who can explain to me.
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Sincerely,
ばがやろ
 
 
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sprezzatura
post Oct 12 2005, 11:18 PM
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Peggy.
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move it to homework?
 
AQu01rius
post Oct 12 2005, 11:25 PM
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Are you being serious? blink.gif
 
o0olaalaa
post Oct 12 2005, 11:27 PM
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ladybugs are hot <3
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its

2
 
turbulent
post Oct 12 2005, 11:40 PM
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I intend to live forever-so far, so good.
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2!! what do i win hehe.gif
 
BrokenDream
post Oct 12 2005, 11:47 PM
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<33
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it's 2!
 
Fabio.
post Oct 13 2005, 11:34 AM
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^ Mrs. Jonas
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Umm, yeah. lame is right.
 
AQu01rius
post Oct 13 2005, 07:11 PM
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ahh any of you actually reading the content?
 
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post Oct 13 2005, 07:28 PM
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^ Mrs. Jonas
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Um, yeah, I read it, and lame it was. Truth in advertising hammer.gif
 
Olive
post Oct 14 2005, 04:52 AM
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Drowning by numbers
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heh, did you write that? Would have been a good effort but seeing as many people here are around 12, you're requesting very much assistance. I refer you to Mr. Calculator.

Good Day.
 
datass
post Oct 14 2005, 09:06 AM
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i guess that was a joke...like a pasted joke. but i dont at all think its funny. sad.
 
AQu01rius
post Oct 14 2005, 03:55 PM
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yes I wrote this a long time ago (was bored)

It's not really a joke. The humor is on the names and terms which people don't realize what it is when they first look.
 

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