anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate Options

[Heathasm]

condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN.

lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard.

PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped.

after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration.

happy ass ramming !

[*AngelicEyz00*]

Hahahaha. My boyfriend would probably enjoy reading this. I'm unwilling to try it... =\

[iheartjohn]

I'm ashamed to say I have participated in anal sex before.



I've been hit from the back.

[EddieV]

Yeah being a guy, I don't think I'll try that. I mean who knows what goes on in there...

[*mzkandi*]

*claps* Really good information. I remember my human sexual behavior teacher was saying how alot 70s porn would have raw anal sex. Like, in the butthole to vagina, in the butthole to the mouth.....ummm.....ewww. I dont think alot people realize how much harmful bacteria is in there.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Hmm, I never realized that there is no limit for how much lube you should use. Good Stuff.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

^ Think so.

That tearing up the buttholio made me smile.
Thanks for the anal info.

[Mulder]

wow. well that clears a lot of things up.

heather, it sounds like this comes from personal experience. care to enlighten us?

[Heathasm]

thats sort of besides the point just lookin' out for you freaks

[*reflection*]

thanks for the info

[*AngelicEyz00*]

So... does it really hurt less with all that lube?

[*mzkandi*]

^ I've heard it does but I dont speak from experience because I havent done the whole butt sex thing.

[Rachel]

^^I feel that lube makes everything feel better

[oXMuhNirvanaXo]

Yep yep .. thanks for the info.

[Heathasm]

So... does it really hurt less with all that lube?

lube..helps..if its your first time you get a sort of numb feeling, though-to where you don't feel the pain as much.

[xquizit]

Very very reluctant to try it...

[Retrogressive]

That sounds completely uncomfortable... I guess some people like it though.

[Joss-eh-lime]

eww...anal sex

[Rachel]

^Eww, closeminded prudes.

[fameONE]

From a guy's perspective, its not really worth the effort. The reason why it may feel better than regular intercourse is because a girl's ass is obviously tighter, especially if she has an active sex life.

I like being able to move around a bit. Not bite my lip because I'm pushing in as hard I can and praying that the condom doesn't break.

If I'm hittin' you from the back, I'll pass on the anal sex. Hell, lay on your back and join me in the missionary.

[Rachel]

^Yay, I like you Brandon. Missionary is lovely =]

[fameONE]

I like you, too. Lets meet up in DC one weekend and hang out soemtime.

[*disco infiltrator*]

I don't think I'll ever try that..not cause I'm close-minded, just..ow...

[itsARIE]

Thanks for the info... I've tried it and I personally do not enjoy it, but hey, maybe it's because I need to be more patient? Who knows..?

...to all of the people who say they will never try it... I would bet that over half of you will try it at some point or another... I was on of those girls that was like no way, I will not ever do that, however, I did! Boys can be very persuasive...

[*tweeak*]

^Don't underestimate my stubbornness. If I decide not to try it, then it's very like that I never will.

[itsARIE]

^ okay! just get back to me in 7 or so years but hey, if you don't, good for you! I will be impressed :D

[*mipadi*]

^ okay! just get back to me in 7 or so years   but hey, if you don't, good for you! I will be impressed :D

Just because you succumbed to some guys' whims, doesn't mean everyone else will.

[itsARIE]

Just because you succumbed to some guys' whims, doesn't mean everyone else will.

if, and just if, that was said in any mean context, i don't think that it was neccessary!

[Heathasm]

From a guy's perspective, its not really worth the effort. The reason why it may feel better than regular intercourse is because a girl's ass is obviously tighter, especially if she has an active sex life.

I like being able to move around a bit. Not bite my lip because I'm pushing in as hard I can and praying that the condom doesn't break.

yeah, some guys actually don't like it because they feel like it'll squeeze their ding dong off

if, and just if, that was said in any mean context, i don't think that it was neccessary!

well . . . he has a good point. not alot of women are willing to try it

but, mipadi, its not always the guys "whim" that convinces the girl she wants to try it out
most guys actually have to be persuaded to try it cause they don't want to hurt her. goes a little something like:
Girll:"NO i WANT you to do it!"
Guy:"i dont think . . . ."
Girl: "please, i want you to"
Guy: "ok" *plug*
Girl: (10 seconds later)*turns into elvis* "KTHXVERYMUCHBYE"

[inforce]

woman on top is the best but.. throwing your legs up and hittin that butt is fun.. especially since if you dont want to get her pregnant you have a place to cum.

[aznxdreamer]

^^ mm..graphic.

anal sex is not meant to exist. sex is penis==>vagina. VAGINA. and plus its dirty, in a hygenic way. i dont see why guys would want to get poop on their weewees

[coconutter]

It's not sex if it's anal =O

[fameONE]

Does anal penetration count as intercourse?

[EddieV]

^I heard it doesn't count as intercourse

[Heathasm]

uh whatever anal sex anal intercourse anal penetration its all the same to me

[SkaironFrenzy]

throwing your legs up and hittin that butt is fun.. especially since if you dont want to get her pregnant you have a place to cum.

I think u can still get a girl pregnant being that the anal is so close to the vagina/

[inforce]

ahahha no you can't.. well if after you come you wipe your thing on hers then you will or if shes laying and it spills out on her vagina.. but now.. she wont have a butt baby.

[Heathasm]

yeesh cum in the butthole is NOT sanitary

[AngryBaby]

I think u can still get a girl pregnant being that the anal is so close to the vagina/

lol no.

[*nightmare4taki*]

I'm just absolutely unwilling to try that. .

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

Im just gonna add a little info to this....

Answering elba's question.... Yes it is gonna HURT without lube or any kind of slippery liquid.......Have u ever had an Indian burn or rug burn? Imagine that in ur a-hole. Right.....not a good sensation is it? haha...But with practice and plenty of lube , anal would be satisfying...excluding the part that u could shit all over ur guys cock...thats another topic haha......

Oh and about that info......

NEVER EVER just go from f**king the ass to f**kin the P**sy or getting a blow job, the anal has alot of harmful bacterias that can give a women a vaginal infection so if ur gonna go back to wherever u were b4 the butt, u should or the guy should wash his penis b4 continuing.... and if ur thinking "How come porn stars do it?" Believe me there is alot of editing.

[*AngelicEyz00*]

and if ur thinking "How come porn stars do it?" Believe me there is alot of editing.

HAHAHA you know your stuff...

[Latina Babii]

Not something I'm willing to try.

[racoons > you]

yeesh cum in the butthole is NOT sanitary

that made me laugh

[pandamonium]

you should be very clean and sanitized. and very lubricated. just becareful. lol

[xsign_my_heartx]

I dont think i will try it. It looks like it would be a bit painful, eh?

///EDIT///

@ aznxdreamer- that last sentence made me laugh.

[Im So Vain]

Im just gonna add a little info to this....

Answering elba's question.... Yes it is gonna HURT without lube or any kind of slippery liquid.......Have u ever had an Indian burn or rug burn? Imagine that in ur a-hole. Right.....not a good sensation is it? haha...But with practice and plenty of lube , anal would be satisfying...excluding the part that u could shit all over ur guys cock...thats another topic haha......

Oh and about that info......

NEVER EVER just go from f**king the ass to f**kin the P**sy or getting a blow job, the anal has alot of harmful bacterias that can give a women a vaginal infection so if ur gonna go back to wherever u were b4 the butt, u should or the guy should wash his penis b4 continuing.... and if ur thinking "How come porn stars do it?" Believe me there is alot of editing.

Wow very informative. Learn something new everyday. Before I read this I was clueless about anal sex.

[ParanoidAndroid]

okay so when I grow up, I shall promise myself to only do it doggy style with someone who knows it VERY well (even though as you said, the first session, no matter who you do it with, is not that good)

but i prefer missionary of all things

[*mipadi*]

okay so when I grow up, I shall promise myself to only do it doggy style with someone who knows it VERY well (even though as you said, the first session, no matter who you do it with, is not that good)

There's a difference between so-called "doggy style" and anal sex.

[*not_your_average*]

Haha. I LOVE this thread. Keep the amusement coming, guys. (No pun intended.)

[coconutter]

Poopie on a d**k.

It's like poopie on a stick.

[Rachel]

There's a difference between so-called "doggy style" and anal sex.

Ahah, I was just going to say that.


Ps, doggy is better than missionary

[heyyfrankie]

when you have anal sex...do you have an actual ... butt orgasm??. (i'm talking about the person being humped because the person doing the humping obviously cums...but what about the humpee?)

i'm not asking for perverted reasons...i'm just curious.

[*tweeak*]

Frankie, that made me laugh and my soda just completely missed my mouth

[heyyfrankie]

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME DUE TO MY STUPIDITY!!!!!





This post has been edited by Frankie: Nov 13 2005, 11:22 AM

[*Weird addiction*]

Ahah, I was just going to say that.
Ps, doggy is better than missionary 

Nuh huh!! Missionary is better than doggy.

Doggy and anal sex aren't the same... come to belgium and i can teach you guys, haha

EDIT// plus it hurtss!!!

[Rachel]

^It depends my love.

That was to the missionary vs. doggy comment.

Ps-Frankie, I am sure that the humpee can orgasm. If the so called humpee was a male, he has a free hand to uhh...jerk it. Ditto with the ladies.

[WindSorcerous]

Haha really funny!

I don't think I'd do that though since I don't think something should go up somewhere where things are suppose to go down...
I think if it doesn't belong there...I won't do it...besides...I don't have a good tolerance for that kinda pain

[DaTru KataLYST]

gahhhh!!!

Donkey Kong Punch!!!!

;D jaykay people. jaykay.




If you don't understand..good for you.

[fameONE]

Ok, so I tried it the night before Thanksgiving with my ex (who happens to be extremely petite). And though I've given it a try before and disliked it, she claims getting it anally gets her off, so I went ahead with it and I found it to be difficult and just not fun.

[vash1530]

good info but i dont think ill try that anytime soon

[Mr. Slowjamz]

my friend told me when she first tried it , her partner was too willfull so it basically kinda ripped her , after 3 days prior to the incident she had to use ointments and stuff because her a-ring swelled up . oohh well i started laughing when she told me this .

[racoons > you]

^

prior means before, not after

when you have anal sex...do you have an actual ... butt orgasm??. (i'm talking about the person being humped because the person doing the humping obviously cums...but what about the humpee?)

if it is two guys, the guys taking it can orgasm, if the guy sfucking him is hitting his 'g-spot'

[Mr. Slowjamz]

thanks for the grammar tid bit . . i can be dumb sometimes

[sm0kinm0nky]

this reminds me of my health class

[*mipadi*]

gahhhh!!!

Donkey Kong Punch!!!!

;D jaykay people. jaykay.
If you don't understand..good for you.

I think you mean "donkey punch", unless you're talking about a donkey punch performed while playing Donkey Kong. But then you're just sick.

[Heathasm]

gahhhh!!!

Donkey Kong Punch!!!!

;D jaykay people. jaykay.
If you don't understand..good for you.

LMAO!
i've heard of that, i think..is that where the guy punches the girl in the back of the head so that she passes out right before he...

[*anubis*]

when you have anal sex...do you have an actual ... butt orgasm??. (i'm talking about the person being humped because the person doing the humping obviously cums...but what about the humpee?)

i'm not asking for perverted reasons...i'm just curious.

there's this thing called a G-spot and it can be hit both in the vaginal and the anal hole, depending on each girl.

so yes, a "butt orgasm" can be acheived...

[mzbbc]

I think u can still get a girl pregnant being that the anal is so close to the vagina/

^ that's true. we learned about it in sex ed a while ago. it's like, because the sperm can stay alive for a long time it can travel to the vagina and then she gets pregnant. but there's a really really low chance of that, i think.

[iheartjohn]

I think u can still get a girl pregnant being that the anal is so close to the vagina/

Yes you can, if the semen drips down.

[Just_Dream]

Wow... I just came across this topic. Nope, don't think I'll ever try this lol.

.. G... spot?

Eh? I don't think I learned that in sex ed. Or is that a term for something else?

[*mipadi*]

All this talk of anal sex is making me hungry...

[CuddleWitCathy]

some girl tol me never try it because she tried it....and she sad once you stick it and your not gonna want to take it out...cuz it hurt...

[Rachel]

^Ahahahahahahah

[fameONE]

I'm surprised all this talk of anal sex hasn't spawned a topic of analingus.

[EddieV]

All this talk of anal sex is making me hungry...

LMAO, I'm actually losing my appetite....

[sheridan_whitesi...]

I'm surprised all this talk of anal sex hasn't spawned a topic of analingus.

Actually, the correct spelling is anilingus.

[fameONE]

Actually, the correct spelling is anilingus.

Damn, pwned. Haha.

So you're going to tell us your tales of 'backdoor ballin' and 'licking the rusty brown doughnut?'

[Tribal J_Rome]

So you're going to tell us your tales of 'backdoor ballin' and 'licking the rusty brown doughnut?'

LOLLLL X]

[*mipadi*]

Damn, pwned. Haha.

So you're going to tell us your tales of 'backdoor ballin' and 'licking the rusty brown doughnut?'

Hopefully not.

[Heathasm]

uh oh! i think its time for a part two D:

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

^ your signiture picture is sexy

[*nightmare4taki*]

^Yeah and her sig is right on topic, look what position she's in.

[*nightmare4taki*]

^ HAHA

Thou shall not tempt me.

[Rachel]

^Yeah and her sig is right on topic, look what position she's in.

Hahha. This topic is amazing. ILU Heather.

[*nightmare4taki*]

What a coincidence

[*Weird addiction*]

Are we still talking about anal sex...?

Anyhoo i need some anal stories!!! Come on Rache! tell us yours...

[*mipadi*]

Are we still talking about anal sex...?

Anyhoo i need some anal stories!!! Come on Rache! tell us yours...

Stories are most likely not appropriate for this forum.

[latinprep12]

^ not really if the person keeps it basic and not all detailed

[*RiC3xBoy*]

I too would like to hear some stories.

[*mipadi*]

A discussion of health issues regarding anal sex is appropriate, but just a warning: a discussion of personal stories will likely violate the PG-13 guidelines of the board.

[*Weird addiction*]

^ It was just a joke...jeez

[*nightmare4taki*]

I would also like to hear stories.

A discussion of health issues regarding anal sex is appropriate, but just a warning: a discussion of personal stories will likely violate the PG-13 guidelines of the board.

Maybe not if you were to tell them like those romance novels that are easily accessible to anyone in convenient stores. To make it PG-13 the girl could say

“He thrust it down my backside. I began to tremble and my body became hotter than a sauna.”

[KMFDM_MDFMK]

na na na na na....butt sex.

[Rachel]

na na na na na....butt sex.

Stop spamming freak!

Anyways, I think this pertains to the topic:

The other night, the boyfriend asked me to have anal sex with him!! While I am slighty curious, I more or less DON'T WANT TO! 'Scuse me for thinking it is..well...yucky!

[Angel of Death]

I would think it would hurt but if ya perfer that.. do your thing

[*nightmare4taki*]

Wow, KC. Sounds like someone is speaking from experience.

No , but I was reading one of those romance novels in the store one time, and I was like dayumnnnnnnn.

[vash1530]

i dont mess with the poop shoot.

[latinprep12]

i dont mess with the poop shoot.

lmao, well if you get tired of doing the same ol' same ol' sooner or later someone is gonna stand up to the home plate and say "do you want to try something new?' i dont know if its gonna be you or her, but im down for something new with a girl

[vash1530]

try some new positions or somthing! for me that would be a total desperate attempt at something new. im not one to fear change nor trying new things but i have my boundaries!