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post Sep 10 2005, 10:27 PM
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shrinks are gonna take over the world!!!!!

think about it. they can change the way you think with medications... they can hypnotise you... they have the capability to take over the world...

so I noticed that a hell of a lot of people go to shrinks... I do, and when we were talking about it in Health class, at least half of the class admitted to going to see shrinks...
They're gonna take over the world!!!

Starbucks is too... As in the Roman empire where all roads led to Rome, so in the Starbucks empire all roads lead to Starbucks

but most shocking of all is the latest development... they're joining forces!!! shrinks and Starbucks working together to take over the world... what can we do to stop them?!?!

you may think I'm crazy, but when you're all mindless zombies 'cause the shrinks have screwed with your minds by sticking their mind-control drugs in the coffee, you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me!!!
*laughs evilly*

and no, I'm not high... right now
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:32 PM
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How odd. I always thought the same thing too.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:34 PM
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Canadians are taking over Texas [/random inside joke]

I think Starbucks already took over the world. mellow.gif
Like there's one part in Houston, by the galleria, there are 4 Starbucks on ONE corner. There's one by Jamba Juice, one across the street at Barnes&Nobles and then 2 inside the galleria.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:53 PM
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No doubt McDonalds already has too... but I hate McDonalds, so screw that. I also don't like Starbucks either. There's this really cool cafe chain called Satellite Coffee though. They're way cooler than Starbucks! D:
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(ursedonah @ Sep 10 2005, 9:27 PM)
shrinks are gonna take over the world!!!!!

think about it. they can change the way you think with medications... they can hypnotise you... they have the capability to take over the world...

so I noticed that a hell of a lot of people go to shrinks... I do, and when we were talking about it in Health class, at least half of the class admitted to going to see shrinks...
They're gonna take over the world!!!

Starbucks is too... As in the Roman empire where all roads led to Rome, so in the Starbucks empire all roads lead to Starbucks

but most shocking of all is the latest development... they're joining forces!!! shrinks and Starbucks working together to take over the world... what can we do to stop them?!?!

you may think I'm crazy, but when you're all mindless zombies 'cause the shrinks have screwed with your minds by sticking their mind-control drugs in the coffee, you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me!!!
*laughs evilly*

and no, I'm not high... right now
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Why do you think I am going to be a shrink... shifty.gif ...?

mwahahahahahaha...
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:59 PM
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What the heck is a shrink ?!!!
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:02 PM
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^ psychiatrist.

the one who prescribes prozac and zoloft.

yea.

ridallin is the drug for dominating children, prozac is the drug for dominating everyone else.

twice the percent of people on anti-depressants commit suicide compared to similarilly depressed people not on medication.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Sep 10 2005, 9:59 PM)
What the heck is a shrink ?!!!
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Psychiatrist(sp maybe?)

That person you go to to "talk" with, and they decide if you are crazy or not.

nvm, Justin took care of it.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:04 PM
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starbucks will never take over my mind!
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:08 PM
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but caffine is perfectly harmless. it only disrupts your body's sleep hormones, and causes jitteryness.

i want to open a coffee shop/ book store.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Sep 10 2005, 10:08 PM)
but caffine is perfectly harmless.  it only disrupts your body's sleep hormones, and causes jitteryness.

i want to open a coffee shop/ book store.
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You want to open a Barnes and Noble?
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:10 PM
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haha...

well, i mean integrated. with the coffee shop being more prominent...

yea. the coffee shop in barnes and nobles is too far off to the side.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:13 PM
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You should have it right across the street from a Borders,...or a Starbucks,....


...or my shrink office. shifty.gif
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:23 PM
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Heh, I'm going to be one. No really. I am.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Sep 10 2005, 10:23 PM)
Heh, I'm going to be one. No really. I am.
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Same here. I wasn't really joking. I already read psychology in my spare time. It's actually fun, as you read the disorders...you see everyone around you in your head. It's great.
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 11:57 PM
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hmmm...what a great way to think of it?

ursedonah- in case you didnt get the newsflash...tln is over.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 01:13 AM
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QUOTE(anovation @ Sep 10 2005, 11:57 PM)
ursedonah- in case you didnt get the newsflash...tln is over.
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yeah... I know but don't care

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but caffine is perfectly harmless.  it only disrupts your body's sleep hormones, and causes jitteryness.


I was saying that the shrinks will slip drugs into the coffee... I know that caffine is harmless
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 01:41 AM
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QUOTE(ursedonah @ Sep 10 2005, 10:13 PM)
yeah... I know but don't care
I was saying that the shrinks will slip drugs into the coffee... I know that caffine is harmless
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But caffine shrink your height level.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 01:42 AM
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^Yeap. It does.
drink me to get taller. drink coffee to get shorter
Or something
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 01:45 AM
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QUOTE(saMieRa @ Sep 10 2005, 10:42 PM)
^Yeap. It does.
drink me to get taller. drink coffee to get shorter
Or something
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Well yeah, i guess it's good to add milk to your coffee to replace calcium lost.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE(ursedonah @ Sep 11 2005, 1:13 AM)
I was saying that the shrinks will slip drugs into the coffee... I know that caffine is harmless
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caffeine + drugs is actually really bad for you, I wouldn't suggest it.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 09:49 AM
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huh. i want to be a psychologist though.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 11:05 AM
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::Looks Around:: Starbucks and shrinks? i didnt read the topic beginning, but reading everyone elses all i see is people talking about shrinks and starbucks. well if starbucks takes over the world i will be happy to be a carmel frap. zombie. its simply heaven
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 11:08 AM
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post Sep 11 2005, 01:50 PM
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QUOTE(x__forever @ Sep 11 2005, 9:49 AM)
huh.  i want to be a psychologist though.
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you can't get meds from a psychologist tho.
 
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