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 Sep 10 2005, 09:11 AM
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Sep 10 2005, 09:18 AM
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You tend to shorten the jokes, for some reason.
A tip: Leave more room for the plot. Don't just jump into the punchline. And I've heard this before. |
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Sep 10 2005, 01:14 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
^ Agreed. I personally don't think it's funny. Quite gross...
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Sep 10 2005, 02:03 PM
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i don't get it
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Sep 10 2005, 02:24 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
i dont get it either
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Sep 12 2005, 03:55 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
that's sick
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Sep 16 2005, 10:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Explanation:
When you ski, you use two ski poles. The middle guys reached for the 'ski poles' he found next to him. |
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