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 Sep 10 2005, 09:04 AM
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A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr Clinton should say "I am fine, and you ?" Now you should say 'ME TOO'. Afterwards we translators will do all the work for you." It looks quite simple, but the truth is ................ When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "WHO ARE YOU ?". Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor : "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..." Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.." |
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Sep 10 2005, 09:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
Ehhh.
I didn't really like it. Sorry. 
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Sep 11 2005, 09:16 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
seems like you guys are spoiled by someones super awesome jokes, hehe
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Sep 12 2005, 03:48 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that's kinda cute. imaging a japanese man saying that
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Sep 13 2005, 06:26 PM
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Aha. Amusing, sort of. XD
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Sep 14 2005, 11:22 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
Eh. I've heard that one before but with a litte differentiation.
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