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Rigged Contest
gotahemmi55
post Sep 8 2005, 06:25 AM
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Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a
contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of
gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the
contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the first man.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win
free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and
try again"

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When
they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was
still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if
you guess right. You win free sex."

"2" said the second man

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and
try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You
know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
 
 
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dahalfkoreanstyl
post Sep 8 2005, 08:02 AM
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um......wow
 
xchrystizzle
post Oct 6 2005, 06:41 PM
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lmao it took me a sec but its funny..
 

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