What do you think of these new.... Options

[latinprep12]

Well these are some new inventions people are trying to make and well what do you think of them....

which is the one thats gonna sell the most?

which one is the most not gonna sell the most?

and etc....these were written that way all i did was copy ans paste and showing you

Breathable Blankets
Afghans are basically and typically a warming blanket with holes all over it. If we used a multi-layer laced blanket then the children and me could hide under it for an entire night and not suffer cold temps, scarry monsters and not have to worry about any loss in oxygen. When you slide under a sheet or blanket after about 30 minutes you lose your air. With multi-layered lace it would be known as breathable, but your body heat would still keep you warm. To prove this you need only hide under an afghan for half an hour.

Smart Alarm Clock
Some people do not have 9 to 5pm Monday through Thursday work and/or school schedules. These people may have schedules in which on every Monday and Wednesday they have to wake up at 7 am, while on Tuesdays and Thursdays they wake up a 9 am. Other people may go to work for four days during the night, and then four days during the day. These people could use an alarm clock that can be preprogrammed to go off the time and days it should go off. They would input their schedule into the alarm clock, so it would know when to go off for up to a year. This initially long setting would save the person from everyday they have to change or set their alarm clocks. This would work great for all people, especially college students and people with odd schedules.

Absorbtion distribution towel
After a shower what do you do? Reach for the towel. Unfortunately there is no absorbtion-distribution system for the towel.
1. Most of the towel absorbs the water from your hair, which leaves limited absorbable areas to dry the rest of your body (or vice versa).
2. For those people who make the mistake of drying their groin area first, this would be an 'inconvenience'--especially if the next thing you want to dry is your face.
Solution: buy two towels, OR I propose a towel with a waterproof lining inbetween the 'two sides' of the towel. That way it would be possible to dry your hair with one side of the towel, then use the other 'completely dry' side of the towel to use for the rest of the body, etc.

Poop ShredderPrinter
Ever had one hell of a good time in the toilet? Suddenly, you realize it's been too much fun enough to clog the toilet... Worry no more! a small stainless steel blade located in the drain activated with the touch of a button will shred poop enough for its disposal. Press, shred and flush, PRESTO! Poop away!


these are all thoughts i didnt think of any....

[illumineering]

I love the poop shredder! The breathable blanket is kinda lame. If you knit an afghan, its already got holes in it.

[*kryogenix*]

This isn't a debate.

Moving to Lounge.

[Levy2k6]

the last one.... WOW...

that wouldnt feel right getting my "stuff" shredded.. it was a part OF ME and im not gonna let that hurt..... only until it leaves the toilet.. lol.

i heard of better inventions tho.

[xscore]

i absolutely HATE the way they use the word "afghan"
as if they aren't human beings?
i didn't bother reading the rest.
it's lame.

[miss barnes]

hmm..wow somebody had a lot of time to think

[Levy2k6]

i absolutely HATE the way they use the word "afghan"
as if they aren't human beings?
i didn't bother reading the rest.
it's lame.

afghan is a type of blanket/quilt/or w/e u want to call it.....

[emazing]

Yeah, the poop shredder is useful. ;)

[dao]

the blankets seems lovable

the alarm clock is helpful for many occasions.. i would buy it

the towel is... somewhat dumb because only stupid ppl would dry their groin area and then dry thier face in the same place

shredding poopoo is amazing!!!!!!!!!! that would make wonders in my house!!!!

[hall0w]

rofl this one is so stupid
Poop ShredderPrinter

[Chii]

all of those are so stupid.

a blanket with holes? who would want that?

the alarm clock seems to be like a waste of money, re-setting your alarm clock only takes like 2 minutes tops.

i don't need that weird towel. i already use two towels.

the poop shredder seems kind of practical but not really...

[Paradox of Life]

The poop shredder sounds interesting.. I just don't think you can shred poop. Especially in toilet water. That would be so nasty. Especially cleaning the blades. It's not really necessary.

The towels and blankets, definitely unnecessary.

The alarm clock sounds like a good start. It would be cool if you could like program a whole computer into it and change the schedule and alarms and stuff. That would be too cool.

[*incoherent*]

the alarm clock sounds cool and the pooper shredder is a bit odd, but im sure someone would buy it.

[eli5e]

i thikn they're stupid. .and pointless ways for people to make extra cash. ...

[JlIaTMK]

Hmmm, I don't think they're pointless, as it does show their points in his paragraph.

I do find some of them silly [I guess it's because we're just not used to them].

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

the poop shredder !
my cousins russel could use that, seriously. his crap was like freakin logs.

[sadolakced acid]

Breathable Blankets[/b]
Afghans are basically and typically a warming blanket with holes all over it. If we used a multi-layer laced blanket then the children and me could hide under it for an entire night and not suffer cold temps, scarry monsters and not have to worry about any loss in oxygen. When you slide under a sheet or blanket after about 30 minutes you lose your air. With multi-layered lace it would be known as breathable, but your body heat would still keep you warm. To prove this you need only hide under an afghan for half an hour.

blankets only keep you warm if they trap air. so any blanket that won't suffocate your will not keep you warm, and any blanket that will keep you warm will suffocate you. won't make it past the drawing board.

Smart Alarm Clock
Some people do not have 9 to 5pm Monday through Thursday work and/or school schedules. These people may have schedules in which on every Monday and Wednesday they have to wake up at 7 am, while on Tuesdays and Thursdays they wake up a 9 am. Other people may go to work for four days during the night, and then four days during the day. These people could use an alarm clock that can be preprogrammed to go off the time and days it should go off. They would input their schedule into the alarm clock, so it would know when to go off for up to a year. This initially long setting would save the person from everyday they have to change or set their alarm clocks. This would work great for all people, especially college students and people with odd schedules.

more expensive alarm clocks already have this function. probably already patented. not doomed for failure, but won't make money either.

Absorbtion distribution towel
After a shower what do you do? Reach for the towel. Unfortunately there is no absorbtion-distribution system for the towel.
1. Most of the towel absorbs the water from your hair, which leaves limited absorbable areas to dry the rest of your body (or vice versa).
2. For those people who make the mistake of drying their groin area first, this would be an 'inconvenience'--especially if the next thing you want to dry is your face.
Solution: buy two towels, OR I propose a towel with a waterproof lining inbetween the 'two sides' of the towel. That way it would be possible to dry your hair with one side of the towel, then use the other 'completely dry' side of the towel to use for the rest of the body, etc.

whoever can't manage to use one end of the towel for one thing and another end for another doesn't deserve the label of human. plus, and thing that would block water from crossing sides of the towel would break up in the washing machine and drying, rendering the expensivley made towel useless.
doomed for failure.

Poop ShredderPrinter
Ever had one hell of a good time in the toilet? Suddenly, you realize it's been too much fun enough to clog the toilet... Worry no more! a small stainless steel blade located in the drain activated with the touch of a button will shred poop enough for its disposal. Press, shred and flush, PRESTO! Poop away!
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quite useless, as this problem is solved by using more water per flush.

and, who wants to sit on a garbage disposal to crap?

doomed for failure.

[Levy2k6]

the poop shredder !
my cousins russel could use that, seriously. his crap was like freakin logs.

i want to know how you know there like logs.. lol.

im jk.. but

yeah.. i wouldnt spend more than 1 dollar on those things..

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

i want to know how you know there like logs.. lol.

im jk.. but

yeah.. i wouldnt spend more than 1 dollar on those things..

lol , yur kiddin but ill tell you.
in guam, our toilet broke down and russel seriously has the worst shits ever. and i went in there and not only did i gag i saw his logs in the toilet. he clogged up the toilet countless times. ;D

[latinprep12]

^ I don't think he came up w/ those

Anyway, I think out of those...the Smart Alarm Clock is the most practical. I think it'd sell the most.

Thanks suzzette and well i didnt make them up..i was on a site and these were some inventions that had a high score of being patent

[ThePrincessofTKD]

that`s very interesting.. usually new products that aren`t supposed to be invented yet, aren`t really a big hit.

[illumineering]

i absolutely HATE the way they use the word "afghan"
as if they aren't human beings?
i didn't bother reading the rest.
it's lame.

What are you talking about? It's a blanket.

[sadolakced acid]

^ that's hilarious...

"i don't like how you're taking about that down comforter as if it's not human..."

[xscore]

afghan is a type of blanket/quilt/or w/e u want to call it.....

oh is it?
ZING!!!

well that's good.
i was about to get in bitch mode about it.

[Levy2k6]

oh is it? 
ZING!!!

well that's good.
i was about to get in bitch mode about it. 

yeah u sorta confused me... anyways.. back to topic

how bout that poop shredder.

[jackizzle]

those sound like stuff youd see on that new show MADE IN THE USA... it hasnt aired yet but i think its like it.

[angel-roh]

the 4th one sounds nasty and gross lol

I choose the Smart Alarm Clock. I need that!!!!!

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

haha Wow. New inventions. I think the smart alarm clock would sell the most.

[Rikkiismyname]

I wake up the same time every day so the third one wouldn't have to do anything. Sometimes the fourth might come in handy.

[jennyjenny]

Absorbtion distribution towel seems cool.

[Aoiro]

The shredding poop would, probably.
A lot of people like it already.
So...
xD

[jue]

the poop shredder gave me a good laugh.
hmm; maybe the towel or poop shredder might sell most.

[lilliannnn]

I kind of think that alarm clock idea is cool.

[*mishyerr*]

um, I believe the first three aren't really inventions.. lol. I'm sure there is already a multi-layered lace towel. There is a special kind of Aquis towel that is super aborbant and can hold a lot of water. and there are alarm clocks that can do that, if not, some sort of handheld or smoething. but the poop shredder.. roflmao. <3

[Olive]

Why does everyone want a poop shredder?
Sounds like something that would break down if you chucked a big enough dump and then fling it back into your face. How pleasant.

[EddieV]

The alarm clock I might want...

[coconutter]

All of them are nice, except the poop thing..

[PinkTrash]

:/
I dont think any of those will sell that much.. The alarm clock, as said - takes two minutes to reset. Why waste money?

[sm0kinm0nky]

haha the poop shredder would be AWSOME

[*mipadi*]

:/
I dont think any of those will sell that much.. The alarm clock, as said - takes two minutes to reset. Why waste money?

Time is money.

[PinkTrash]

I guess. Yet, it depends. Are you willing to spend a lot more money, rather than waste two minutes of your life?

[sadolakced acid]

2 minutes= 1/30th of an hour.

say you make 10 bucks an hour.

and the alarm clock is 50 bucks more

you've earned it back in 5 months.

however, that's not considering the probablilties of getting fired for being late if you forget to set it, or of getting promoted if you're always punctual.