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 Sep 2 2005, 04:57 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
An asteroid collides with Earth and everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here." |
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Sep 2 2005, 05:00 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I love it. hahahahahaha!! Thats great.
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Sep 2 2005, 05:16 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lol i love it
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Sep 2 2005, 02:32 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
haha thats great i love it!
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Sep 2 2005, 06:38 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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Sep 5 2005, 09:52 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,652 |
lol nice
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Sep 7 2005, 05:35 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
HAHAHAHAH THATS FUNNY!!
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