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post Aug 31 2005, 03:57 PM
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The point of this game is to tell an embarrassing story (real or not it doesn't matter) then the next person rates it. For example...

Sample guy 1: You makeout with a guy and the next day he annouces to the whole school that you have bad breath.
Sample guy: 2: 9.5

I'll start off:
You're giving your bf a blowjob, when suddenly you notice that your family has been watching you the whole time ohmy.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:04 PM
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10..haha

You was making out with ur bf/gf and ur principal catches both of you. (i tried. sorry if its not good. haha)
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:07 PM
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7 (that could be pretty embarrassing pinch.gif)

You're at your bf's family reunion. Theres a band playing very loud. Your bf compliments you on your shirt. "Really? Thank cause I think it makes me look like I'm pregnant." But the band stops playing and the family hears you say "I'm pregnant"
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:08 PM
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5.6

you had to use your pants as a bathroom Toliet for a whole week and you had to go to school.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:09 PM
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9 (that's pretty disgusting)

You're talking to your cursh, but notice they have a disgusted look on their face. When you get home you find a huge booger.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:10 PM
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bleh u beat me to it^
any way... 10.5
after that i would still move to private school


U called ur teacher mom...
(ive done that before... im still trying getting over it
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:11 PM
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7 (I've done it too)

You see your friend crying, you go over to comfort them but trip on a wire and crash into them.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:46 PM
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7.lol,that was funny :)

while you make love with your man/gal ,feeling good blablabla,and your luv spells someone else name >.<
 
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9 wow pinch.gif

You hear your friend say "I want some porn" You are shocked and start screaming "UGH YOU PERV" only to find out that she really said "I want some corn."
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 05:41 PM
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9, that is pretty embarrassing.

You were on your period and unfortunately it leaked through your pants and you didn't realize it. Later, you sat on your boyfriend's lap and your boyfriend found out that his pants were all bloody...
 
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8.5 (boy I'd hate to see his reaction)

You have a solo in the school play where you sing. In the middle of the solo you have extremely bad gas. And when the big finishing note comes up you take a deep breath but let out a huge fart instead...in front of the whole school.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 06:04 PM
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9.
Meh. Your boyfriend asks you to marry him infront of all your family + your kid brother/sister in a speedo.
 
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7.5

You see a total hotty while shopping for groceries with mom. You turn to wink at them but end up slipping instead, along with the groceries.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 08:28 PM
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7.89
You walk in on yuor bf/gf's mom during her bath
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 08:34 PM
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8

You wake up and walked out the door to school in a hurry when you got to your locker you realized you forgot to wear your pants/or top.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 08:38 PM
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yur tampon just fell out
 
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9.5

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post Aug 31 2005, 09:33 PM
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7.

You're at the pool and the bottom of your swimsuit falls off right in front of a ton of hot guys/girls.
 
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9.555555

You need to poop real bad. Your little cousin starts making fun of you saying "whats the matter you don't have to POOP do you?". When you go to the bathroom you see your cousins shoes next to you. So you start screaming "YEAH I DO NEEDA POOP OKAY? AND IF YOU AVE A PROBLEM WHY DON'T YOU COME SMELL IT?" Sadly when the door opens its not your cousin. But the most popular girl in school.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 09:54 PM
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i read that somewhere
9.4
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you peed in public
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 10:03 PM
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9.8999 i will so hate that i got a big rep. and well that will so suck

you and your cousin had a sleepover on a sunday night and well you wake up and your late for schoolso you take her stuff without knowing...you put on her make-up which is alot darker and your face and neck is real dark, but your arms and legs arent...well you pull in a park the car as fast as you can and bump a car...as soon as you get your late pass and go park your car where it belongs..you notice its the principal's car you hit
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 10:04 PM
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5. The first part was okay, the second part with hitting the car wasn't, but I'll just drive away really fast and nobody will know. shifty.gif


You go to a huge party that your crush invited you to, and you get drunk off alchohol and start laughing and giggling hysterically, unable to stop until you get home.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 10:09 PM
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i would feel so stupid
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post Aug 31 2005, 10:10 PM
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7.5 im always that giggly

you buy a bunch of expensive items that you made a sales associate go through lotsa trouble finding and when you get to the cashier you realized u forgot your wallet.
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 10:19 PM
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lol....7
you invite your bf/gf home
when you were about to get all romantic and cuddely...you dog starts humping your bf/gf's leg
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 11:36 PM
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lmao 4 because i find that so effing funny

on aim you 'send file' of a very, very scandalous picture of yourself to your lover. when you ask him/her who they thought about about your outfit (or lack of) someone replies, "I'm sorry. This is your boyfriend/girlfriend's Dad/Mom."
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 11:52 PM
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5. As such, something similar happened. hehe.gif

You sneeze just as your talking to the hottest guy in school. A huge booger flies out from your nose into his/her eye.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 12:15 AM
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ouch...since embarassing school moments never die, i rate that a 9.


so, you're a guy. you're in your room watching tv and you're in your boxers because well, you're at home. then you get an itch down there so you put your hand down there to scratch. then your parents and your relatives you haven't seen in awhile come in to surprise you with their visit...and they see you with your hand down your pants just as the blink 182 "what's my age again?" (the one where they're running around naked) video comes on.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 01:24 AM
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9.5 that'll suck!

you're about to pee right after class and you're running to washroom at the end of the hallway, but in the way you bumped into your crush and fell down together. worst, you accidnetly pissed on him/her.
 
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9.5 oh man pinch.gif how embarrassing

You write a love letter and are about to hand it to your crush, when your teacher sees you passing she asks you to read it to the class.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 02:37 PM
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phew...9.1

you pee in your pants in front of LIVE tv
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 02:41 PM
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you getting stoned in front of ur mom
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 02:54 PM
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0 I wouldnt find that embarassing. shes probably the one who gave me the stuff in the first place haha.


you have been braggin to everyone who your dream s to become a dancer, and you will be dancing in the drill team revue. U get everyone to go, even people you dont like, are all seated in the auditorium. your big shot comes and the buttons to your top come loose and your boobs are out for the world to see.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 02:56 PM
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8.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
your principal is your grandma..and she always calls you Muffin
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 03:13 PM
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8.

You're at school and your teacher won't let you go to the restroom, so you're holding a number 2 for about 5 hours. It gets all over your underwear and stinks for the rest of the day.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 04:03 PM
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oooh pinch.gif 9.5

You walk past your crush with your skirt tucked in your undies.
 
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10 (talk about embarrassment)

You invite your crush over to your house, forgetting about your hyper dog. When you get home "fluffy" is carrying a stained thong in his mouth.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 06:20 PM
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9.99999999999999999. i would HATE that.

you're trying to tell your crush on msn/aim what a wonderful weekend you had in the theme park and when you're about to send a picture of you in the rides, but instead a stupid photo of you wearing a white cotton blouse after the water ride and your bra is showing.
 
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7.5

You're writing a report for school when suddenly you have to go to the bathroom. You leave the room, when you come back you see your mom tapping her feet and crossing her arms. "This is doing your report eh?" You're confused but then you realize that a pop up had appeared with porn all over it.
 
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8.5

i'll just explain, it would be worst if they were my gossip friends

you're walking up the subs and the wind blew your skirt up and the man behind you saw your thong and whistled
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 08:01 PM
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8.98
you leaked in a public swimming pool
 
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7

You and your gals are having a car wash in your bikinis, when your crush and his friends drives up and asks you to wash his car you get right to it. Minutes later, he hands you a picture of your exposed boob pressed up agaisnt the window. Him and his friends laugh and drive away.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 08:12 PM
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7.5
you accidently ripped your future mother-in-law shirk...and her powerpuff girls panties were exposed
 
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5 as long as its not me

you're talking your pal and your waving your arms exciting, you accidently hit your crush and their nose starts bleeding.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 09:28 PM
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9.

You trip and fall down the stairs in your skirt at school and everyone sees what's underneath.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 09:31 PM
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Ohhhhh. crap.
8. >_<

It's the first day of school and you have a class with your crush. He knows you, you know him. You walk past him to say hi and drop all your books and stub him on the toe.
OR HER IF YOU'RE A DUDE.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 09:56 PM
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5

umm lets see....
When you're in middle of a performance at like a conert with like 1000 people ur pants rips or falls down and every1 sees ur underwear
 
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umm lets see....
When you're in middle of a performance at like a conert with like 1000 people ur pants rips or falls down and every1 sees ur underwear
 
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10 -.-

Your cousin looks through your computer and finds a pic of you.. naked.. LOL
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 10:04 PM
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lmao thats a 10 :D
sry for double post up there

umm... your scratchin inside your boxers (guys) when your crush comes to visit wihtout any notice and sees you.
 
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lmao thats a 10 :D
sry for double post up there

umm... your scratchin inside your boxers (guys) when your crush comes to visit wihtout any notice and sees you.
 
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lmao thats a 10 :D
sry for double post up there

umm... your scratchin inside your boxers (guys) when your crush comes to visit wihtout any notice and sees you.
 
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ahaha wow triple post i say a 8.5

Your dog has this one toy that is a half chewed bone but its mistaken for something nasty. Your crush sees it and freaks out.
 
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lol sry my internet wus laggin and i guess i pressed it three times >.<
umm i give that a 9 becuase it differs what its mistaken for :D


Your crush sees u humping a wall when she's passin by when u are doing a dare.
 
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post Sep 1 2005, 11:24 PM
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..10..
be on the Jerry Springer show and found out yout spouse has been cheating on you with at least 20 peopel and almost everyone you know is watching
 
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post Sep 2 2005, 12:14 AM
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6
You walk in on your parents having sex.
 
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1010101010010101010101010010101. Ew.

Your dog humps your right leg in front of your boyfriend. *points and laughs at you*
 
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You try to jump a fence wearing a skirt, and your skirt gets caught in the fence, and you are not wearing shorts, so you are 'exposed', and everyone from class sees you. It takes the teacher a while before noticing, and then she calls a group of girls to surround you as she's trying to get your skirt out of the fence. She tells you that you have to take your skirt off, so you do it, and then you are finally freed. ohmy.gif
 
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u ask ur parents and friends wat te word "weiner" n "masturbate" means
 
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you flash someone you thought was some stranger, but it was a cop =o
 
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10. that sucks and ur probably goin to jail.



U pick ur nose on the highway and accidentally hit a guy. Then its on the news that ur nose picking distracted you and turned you into a reckless maniac.
 
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10 how embarrassing pinch.gif

You're getting dressed for school when suddenly you have the dancing bug. You grab a brush and start twirling around and singing. You hear someone clear their throat, only to see your crush at your window handing you a thong you must have flung out the window by mistake.
 
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=| 9.

You chewing gum and your crush tells a funny joke. You accidentally spit your gum out laughing and it gets stuck in his hair.
 
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8

You are suppose to bring your project video and you end up bringing your parents ex tape
 
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post Sep 2 2005, 08:56 PM
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..of what? mellow.gif 6?

You sit next to your crush in science class. The class has to watch a super boring tape. You fall asleep during the tape and still is asleep when the light turns on. Your crush is next to you and sees you snoring, sleeping, and possibly drooling..
 
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4.

(For the guys. Girls can answer too)

You fall asleep bellyfirst on the couch one night wearing nothing but your boxers. You wake up at around 11 oclock the next morning, and your entire family is in the living room conversing with each other and watching TV. You have a roaring erection, and it won't go down. Your family sees you're awake and starts talking to you. You lie on your stomach and try to hide it.

Then your mom yells at you to get up to wash up and brush your teeth.
 
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Sep 2 2005, 8:56 PM)
[font=tahoma][size=1]..of what? mellow.gif 6?

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i meant sex tape

anyway 7 if tehy didn't see it i would just run really fast to teh bathroom

you made otu with your math teacher and the next day everyone was talking about it
 
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8.5 (why the heck would i do that?) ><

Your crush are studying at your house, when you decide to check your voicemail. You make it on speaker so when you get your moms message..."Honey, great news. I talked to Dr. Mayham today she said she had something to get rid of that yeast infection!"
 
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haha 10!

you're in class and you let out a silent but really smelly fart and youre sitting right next to your crush and your crush smells it and looks around AT YOU. HAHAHAHA
 
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10 (oh man just kill me right there haha)

You just came back from track team and you're sweaty and smelly. It's english class so you take a seat in front of your crush. You decide to take off your shoes and cool down a bit, suddenly everyone gets a disgusted look on their face even the teacher. "What is that smell?" the teacher asks. Your crush points and says "Its that girl!" (YOU!)
 
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8.. it happens to alot of ppl

if you have to be sent home because you peeded in your pants
 
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9.

You want to impress your crush by doing a dance routine, but you fall down and rip your pants.
 
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School pictures are in, and everyone wants to see yours. You haven't seen it either so when you get it. You go "one...two...three!" but when your turn it over you look like a monster, apparently you sneezed and you look like ET! And everyone sees.
 
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6. :|


you make a silly video of you dancing and your parents se it =\
 
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eh about a 6 or 7.

you wear a flared mini with a thong on your date with your long-time crush. not only do you, stumble over your own clumsy feet, flail your arms out in front of you & fall on your face, your skirt flies up revealing your pale untanned butt.
 
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10 can you say embarrassing

You're on a date with your crush eating spaghetti. When they lean in for a kiss you look up, but your crush backs away and says "Are you aware that a piece of spaghetti is hanging from your nostril?"
 
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9!

You're at your wedding when someone accidentally stepps on your dress and the whole thing rips off revealing a slutty looking thong to all your relatives (and your husband's relatives).
 
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10!

You're on cloud nine when your coach bus buddy is your crush, since your class was going to the beach you decided to bring a ice chest. YOu try to fit the chest into the luggage shelf on top but it won't fit, it tips over and all the ice falls on your crush's head!
 
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5...its an accident!



the class is totally silent while taking a huge exam and you fart loudly. and everyone knows its you
 
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omgggg...9.9!


you and your friends are home alone when you think you hear someone trying to break into the house. you call the cops but soon realize that no one was actually trying to break in, but the cops show up anyway.
 
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3 it's not really that bad (unless they're really hot), better safe than sorry.

you're walking around with your friends and your crush. you're wearing a flowy skirt and you walk over a subway grate just as a subway is passing by. you try to act hot like marilyn monroe's famous pose/picture/thing but it wasn't what you expected, the wind blew your skirt straight up and you forgot to wear underwear that day...plus...you didn't tend to your pubic hair.
 
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How the heck can somebody forget to wear underwear?! :x but.. anyways, 10. blush.gif

You're sitting home and a guy / woman (depending what your gender is) is supposed to come and repair your TV. You're sitting on the computer, wearing your PJs, and it's super early. You didn't even brush your teeth yet. the repair person rings the doorbell unexpectedly and you open the door. You see that the repair person is SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRR CUTEEEEEEEE..
 
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10 pinch.gif if I knew that was gonna happen I would made my mom answer!

You see your crush at the mall they're waving at you. You wave back. They come in for a hug, so you get up and open your arms but realize they're going for the person behind you.
 
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10!!!

It's the first day of school and you find out this cute guy is in your class. When the teacher calls his name "Jessie" you go to correct her because you thought his name was Jeffrey. So you go "His name is Jeffrey" outloud. The guy turns around and says "No it's not."
 
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10 pinch.gif

You're performing a dance on stage when your cd starts repeating the same thing over and over, you kick the radio and it hits your crush in the nose!
 
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9.9999999999999999999999999999999999

you were sitting on your crushs lap..then you realized you leaked on him
 
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Uhm.. 8.

Guy situation.. a girl can answer too, I suppose.
You are with a big group of friends and you see this 'chick' and think shes a cutie, and point her out to your friends, then walk up to her, your friend behind you, and smoothly say, "Hey bebe, wanna make out?" and give her a wink. She responds with, "Before or after I pee standing up?" blink.gif Oh noes, shes a he!!! And you're friends die laughing at you, call you a gay, and tell all of their friends, soon the whole school knows about your incident. All the gays at your school start winking at you and blowing you kisses.

(haha, the speech part happened to someone I know, thought it was kinda funny and couldn't think of anything else to put, I made up the last part)
 
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QUOTE(XLilAznGrl592X @ Sep 3 2005, 3:57 PM)
6. :|
you make a silly video of you dancing and your parents se it =\
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lmao that reminds me of someone happy.gif
ANYWAYS

7

mmkay...for the girls:
So one day you're walking down the street, and you're wearing a miniskirt. The wind blows your skirt in the air and everyone sees whats underneath...Aparently
there's nothing. ohmy.gif
 
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hmm.. 8. lol (im not a girl tho)


forgetting to flush an a brother/sister walks in (if u know what i mean).. lol.
 
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Sorry, I don't know what you mean. 4?

Your crush comes to give you your homework since you were absent and finds you on the floor in your pajamas playing with your GI Joes and Barbies.
 
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oooo...woah...9
you accidently grabbed your teacher's ass in front of your class
 
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3, that's not embarrassing, but it will get you in trouble. Unless the teacher is really really ugly. Then its a 6.

You get wasted with your friends and you call your mom on the phone. You start to hit on her and try to have phone sex with her. Your friends, who aren't as wasted, videotape you and spread the video over the internet.
 
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10 wow...

One day at your crush's house, you need to use the bathroom bad...it's number 2!! Bad news, the toilet won't flush O_o your crush is waiting to use it as well.
 
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9, lol. I find that kind of funny because one, I wouldn't be at my crush's house and I wouldn't even take a number two at his house because I would hold it.


I got one. It's true, too HAHA. well, not with me; with my friend.

This is generally for girls but I guess guys can answer, too. Okay, what if you were in your boyfriend's basement by yourselves and you were getting fingered and then your period comes and he's all "uh, you're getting your period" and goes in the bathroom to wash his hands and comes out with like a bunch of toilet paper but by that time you already had your pants on and had to walk home with some blood stain on your pants.
 
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ooo...well it can be her hymen broke right?
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5

You and your cheerleader friends are having a car wash. You don't have your swimsuit so you borrow your friend's too small bikini. After you're washing this hot guy's car he hands you a Polaroid of your exposed nipple pressed up against the car window.
 
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10 lmao Wow.

You dance all crazy and wild in front of your crush and then one of your boobs popped out and you didnt notice until the dance was over.
 
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9.

You're crush is over and you're in the middle of talking to him when all of the sudden your mom walks in "OHH. SO THIS IS THE KID YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TALKING ABOUT!"
 
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7 it wouldn't be embarrassing. i'd actually wouldn't mind my mom saying it.

You're on a date at an expensive restuarant. You order the chef special, so does your date. You choke on the shrimp and cause a big comotion.
 
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10..i hate attention like that

you went to the beach with your crush
you stuffed your top, then suddenly your top falls apart and all of your stuffing came out...and every one saw your D-cup turn into a A
 

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