Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. mom: Evan,Take out the- me: mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was- mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: yes dad? dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran: that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 148 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,934 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM) ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents? i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. mom: Evan,Take out the- me: mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was- mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: yes dad? dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran: that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. Uhh thanks for sharing? And no, only in Health at school. Lol. |
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*x____duckii* |
Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM
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Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been embarrasing.
Anyways, what's the story of the Birds and the Bees? |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
^ the sex talk with ur parents duh
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Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they figured I'd find out all about it my own... and they were right. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM
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Ich bin der Käse!! Group: Member Posts: 249 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,851 |
No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*
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Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM
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Life's random. . . Group: Member Posts: 193 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,977 |
Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees?
[jerry] |
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*xcaitlinx* |
Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
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*x____duckii* |
Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM
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Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the playful duh
i probably should've put a smiley |
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*jooleeah* |
Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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There are many topics on this =/
My parents never gave me that talk. |
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Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
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*x____duckii* |
Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM
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^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were since, you know, you can't tell whether you're giving the other person an attitude or not by just reading it.
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Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
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*lolita kitty* |
Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM
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one time when i was 12, we were driving home from the mall and allova sudden, my mommy starts talking to me about sex.
it was weird and random. im glad its over -_- |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM
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Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help
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Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM
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The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to be very *snock* embarassed about it*snort* but..excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.
*10 minutes later* Ha..Whew...wow, I would be ticked off if that happend to me. Eeesh...wow, that is...just wow*snort* I should go. |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
lol stop laughing at me
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Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM
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The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
It's a compliment . I have embraced your life and it has affected me in a positive manner.
That, and it was a damn funny story. |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner
it is a funny story, but it sure as hell wasnt funny at the moment! lol i kinda feel like my mom did that on purpose, for a laugh. |
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Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM
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The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
She prolly did never know.
Imagine you doing that to your kid. (Well I guess it wouldn't be as funny for you since you had it) I dunno, I might find it funny. |
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Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,818 |
HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I go to hang out with a boy my dad tells me.. Ugh.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM
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aiko Nakamura at your service Group: Member Posts: 1,518 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,144 |
nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents the talk hahaha jk. but yea i learned it other ways. . but aha thats a cool way to get the talk.
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Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM
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whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find out by friends and such.
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*iNyCxShoRT* |
Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM
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Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don't let you explain.
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