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 Aug 26 2005, 03:02 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
An old couple is taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works against that fence, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there and try it again." The old couple pays their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two old timers near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is going at it with the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the old man. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The old man replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that God damn fence wasn't electrified." |
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Aug 27 2005, 10:49 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
aw. I don't get it
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Aug 27 2005, 10:57 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
ahaha lol
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Aug 28 2005, 12:11 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 215,119 |
I like Jason61992 jokes better than yours.
this is not even worth claiming. |
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Aug 28 2005, 12:15 AM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
Wow, that's..interesting...the punchline was just kind of..pathetic.
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Aug 28 2005, 02:31 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
this is pretty.......strange, yet a little funny.
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Aug 28 2005, 11:19 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
QUOTE(Ni99aRican @ Aug 28 2005, 12:11 AM) I like Jason61992 jokes better than yours. this is not even worth claiming.  Topic claiming is retarded. The joke was funny 
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Aug 28 2005, 11:29 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
lol
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Aug 28 2005, 11:37 PM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
Oh man.
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Aug 29 2005, 03:13 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
ROFL, oww.
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Aug 30 2005, 04:08 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
LMAO. Poor old guys.
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Sep 1 2005, 03:30 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
that was soo cute and funny!lol
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Sep 2 2005, 06:46 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
ugh they were electricuted?
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Sep 5 2005, 10:29 PM
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 i know right? Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,129 |
LMFAO! hahahhaha. that was funny. =]
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Sep 8 2005, 05:02 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
LOL that so funny. lol ow...
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Sep 8 2005, 08:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,665 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,076 |
I think I get it.
Um... 
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