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 Aug 26 2005, 02:49 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says: "Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-tech startup company and got rich. You've had too good of a life, so now you can't come in here."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer is dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are all upgraded and there are speaker wires running to every room. Even the clocks on the VCRs are set. The engineer becomes a pretty popular guy. One day God calls up Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are faster than ever and we've got music in every room. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there! Send him back up here, now." Satan shouts back, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right... and just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?" |
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Aug 26 2005, 05:32 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
lol, all the lawyers are in hell
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Aug 26 2005, 08:52 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
 ive heard it before but still funny....now i know where i'm going when i die :P (esp. since i wanna be a lawyer)
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Sep 2 2005, 02:35 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
funnyyyy
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Sep 2 2005, 06:33 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
hahaha
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Sep 5 2005, 10:00 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,652 |
lol i love lawyer jokes
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Sep 5 2005, 12:43 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Ooh, I get it. xD Funnay, there are so many lawyer jokes nowadays. |
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Sep 6 2005, 02:50 PM
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An engineer and a lawyer joke--very nice!
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Sep 6 2005, 02:52 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
That one actually made me laugh outloud. Nice one.
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Sep 7 2005, 05:33 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(dahalfkoreanstyl @ Aug 26 2005, 5:32 PM) lol, all the lawyers are in hell  AHHA LOL |
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Sep 9 2005, 06:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol..i love this one
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