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 Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217  |
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drives off to the right and the other drives off to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband, "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the P**sy willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!" |
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Aug 25 2005, 12:05 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
...if im not wrong its 'p-u-ss-y' willows,
thats kinda..hmm...dirty |
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Sep 1 2005, 03:39 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
its dirtyy but funny!!!<3
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Sep 2 2005, 04:03 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
lol, funny, not too shabby
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Sep 2 2005, 04:04 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
lol..I laughed.
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Sep 2 2005, 06:40 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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Sep 6 2005, 02:20 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
lols.. so dirty o.o
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Sep 14 2005, 11:28 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
aw. I don't get it
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Sep 14 2005, 11:38 AM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
there a plant kalled that? lol
weird... |
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