farts in class, somekid farted in my reading class |
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 Aug 23 2005, 07:03 PM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
WELL since this is off topic of anything and SINCE certain people have a problem with everything i seem to post i figured id post this one to see what they had to say. THIS post is mainly about a kid today who farted in the middle of my reading class and how it lingered to the other side of the room...i even drew a diagram for those of you who mite not follow...but anyway so in reading there were a total of 11 people in the classroom...1 professor and 10 students...so i sat next to this kool girl catherine..shes awesome...and everyone else mostly sat on the left or in the middle...two people out of the 10 sat on the right side of the room...this girl danielle and this other kid, i cant remember his name...but anyway out of nowhere we hear sound that we all recognized as a fart....so we looked to where it came from and it was that kid!!! he was like sleeping or something...you know how they say people sleepwalk? well this one sleepfarts...very very disgusting not only because he farted WHILE he was sleeping or because he did it publicly in front of EVERYONE...it was because the smell lingered across the room to me...i was right next to the door!!! UGH it was gross...i know the professor smelled it but she was probably too much of a lady to say anything or even notice the smell...take a look...
 oh its that bad... |
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Aug 23 2005, 07:07 PM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
OMG. I'm sorry but that is too funny.
I literally LOLed.  Poor kid though... |
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Aug 23 2005, 07:09 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
Well...I've never had a major problem with anything you've posted....and I guess it is kinda funny about the fart. Actually it's really just funny cuz of the way you put it "sleep farting"
 You do, however, type even worse than I do, and this topic doesn't really contribute to the forum....no topic for discussion.
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Aug 23 2005, 07:11 PM
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wow... never underestimate fart power
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| *Tainted Euphoria* |
Aug 23 2005, 07:11 PM
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That diagram is what made me laugh. Haha, you took time to make that...wow.
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Aug 23 2005, 07:12 PM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
everyone farts =P i dont get how this is gross, really.
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Aug 23 2005, 07:17 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
i like the diagram... the green makes it look like poison...
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Aug 23 2005, 07:56 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
wow..i love your diagram.
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Aug 23 2005, 07:56 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
wow..i love your diagram.
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Aug 23 2005, 07:58 PM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
OMG. you making that diagram was hilarious! and the story.
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Aug 23 2005, 07:58 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
... Shit. Why did you waste your time making a diagram of someone's fart. Jeez, don't you have .. homework to do or something?
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Aug 23 2005, 08:08 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
thats gross. I mean, you are gross, but the farter. They should go to the doctor. I mean, if its that potent there could be some serious things wrong lol. And what the hell was he doing SLEEPING?!
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Aug 23 2005, 08:17 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
HAHAHAHHA that diagram is so cute! ahhh :] that made me laugh haha
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Aug 23 2005, 08:27 PM
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lmao...i really like the diagram. it helped me understand it better lol.
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Aug 23 2005, 08:29 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
lol!!! nice visual. the funniest thing i've read all day.
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Aug 23 2005, 08:44 PM
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 ART is everything. Group: Member Posts: 230 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,166 |
urgh..this reminds me of my physic class.. - _ -
nice picture =P |
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Aug 23 2005, 09:44 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL. Wow..sleepfarting.
Kind of new to me. I sometimes talk in my sleep. But yeah.. And your little diagram amused me. :lol: |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 23 2005, 11:32 PM
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Wow...the power of Methane....or whatever fart is.
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Aug 23 2005, 11:36 PM
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 peggy's here. Group: Member Posts: 239 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,603 |
The diagram makes me laugh.
Sleepfarting is definitely something new. |
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Aug 23 2005, 11:42 PM
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HAHAHAHHAH!!
Sleepfarting is not new My mom farts sometimes when she is sleeping.
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Aug 24 2005, 12:00 AM
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iloveyou Group: Member Posts: 54 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 204,244 |
my cousin sleepfarts
that diagram was hilarious. that has never happened in one of my classes, but at track practice, we were stretching and some kid farted, and ALL 63 OF US TURNED AND LOOKED AT HIM. so he did it again... |
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Aug 24 2005, 12:03 AM
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 M.a. x. Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,641 |
lmfao....thats a nice layout aka blueprints of the room...and well he must of have been dreaming of stars wars when they say...let the force be with you...well looked like he killed the whole room up...i feel bad for your nose and the birds outside [if you opened the window]
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Aug 24 2005, 12:36 AM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Aug 23 2005, 7:07 PM) OMG. I'm sorry but that is too funny. I literally LOLed. Poor kid though...  I literally laughed out loud, too! What a funny, yet sad, story..love the diagram! 
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Aug 24 2005, 01:33 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
lmao. i love your demonstration. it makes more sense.
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 23 2005, 8:32 PM) Wow...the power of Methane....or whatever fart is. i think it's sulfur. 
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Aug 24 2005, 01:51 AM
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 This is all my luck, it's all I got. Group: Member Posts: 1,373 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,532 |
Omg. LMFAO! That diagram made me laugh so hard. Anyway yeah how sad for the kid who farted.
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Aug 24 2005, 02:32 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
Wow. You must have a lot of time on your hands to draw a diagram of someone's fart.
 Nevertheless, it made me laugh.
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Aug 24 2005, 02:36 AM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
LMFAO. Kid. You are the best person on here now. LMAO. This is tooooo funny.
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Aug 24 2005, 03:17 AM
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 meggie <33 Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,501 |
omg that is soo funny
..if i were that kid i would like trnasfer lol..love the diagram  haha
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Aug 24 2005, 09:35 AM
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nice diagram it made me laugh
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Aug 24 2005, 12:10 PM
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 Save a guitar, bang a guitarist. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,916 |
Lol. i love that diagram. It looks like the fart just overtook the whole room...lmao.
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Aug 24 2005, 12:35 PM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
oh my god, you poor poor kid, having to put up with a slight smell during one class, ohhhh I feel so sorry for you, you tortuoured little kid.
 Don't you think it woudl ahve been a little more draumatic for the person who farted? He's probably incredibly embarrised...sometiems ppl can't help it you know? And it doens't help at all to make fun of them, ti's not like it's their fault. Give him a break, you whiney little kid. 
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Aug 24 2005, 01:15 PM
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 :) Group: Member Posts: 1,234 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,496 |
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLMFAO!!! that's HILARIOUS! i love the diagram! LOL
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Aug 24 2005, 01:15 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
the diagram =
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Aug 24 2005, 03:05 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
LOL!
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Aug 24 2005, 03:09 PM
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im lookin for love this time Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265 |
QUOTE Don't you think it woudl ahve been a little more draumatic for the person who farted? He's probably incredibly embarrised...sometiems ppl can't help it you know? And it doens't help at all to make fun of them, ti's not like it's their fault. Give him a break, you whiney little kid.  not really considering the fact that i wasn't making fun of anyone i was simply letting eveyone know what had happened during my first day of school...besides he was asleep and i bet he doesn't even know he did it so what does it matter..unless i mean YOU wanna tell him? by the way...what year were you born? 90? i thought so "little kid"...have a great day!!!
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Aug 24 2005, 03:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814 |
LOLSS. I feel bad for the kid.
once my boyfriend said one of his friends farted during lunch. When his friend farted the bench vibrated.
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Aug 24 2005, 04:04 PM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
haha Sorry but that's funny. Fart while you sleep? Wow. haha At least you're next to the door...if it's open.
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Aug 24 2005, 04:09 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
LMAO@the illustration! :D
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Aug 24 2005, 04:12 PM
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 I LiKe CoOkIEs O_o Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,840 |
if i had to describe wat i felt by reading this ROFL!!! but i do felt sorry 4 d kid dat farted.
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Aug 24 2005, 05:15 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
QUOTE everyone farts =P i dont get how this is gross, really. Hear, hear. Everybody does it. It's natural. |
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Aug 24 2005, 06:38 PM
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 It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
Lovin' the diagram.
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Aug 24 2005, 06:54 PM
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 SCHGEB!SCHGEB! Group: Member Posts: 1,786 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,217 |
NHAHAHA i love the drawing! someone farted in my class while someone was presenting a project, and everyone laughed.. i felt bad
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Aug 24 2005, 07:46 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
QUOTE .you know how they say people sleepwalk? well this one sleepfarts LMAO. And I like how you colored the fart green, like it was some ghastly fume or something.
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Aug 24 2005, 08:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 170,596 |
lol the same thing happened to this kid in my class..it was during gym class n we were doing curl ups..so by the time he got up he farted x_x
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Aug 24 2005, 09:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
i remember in 3rd grade this girl was sitting at her desk and then she was picking up her pencil from her chair and she farted. and everyone like stared at her. she was my friend, too.
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