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post Aug 23 2005, 01:28 PM
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You can post compliments you've heard someone say here that are really stupid and funny, compliments that someone has given you that are ridiculas or end up being insulting, or just make some up...

Mine:

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 01:37 PM
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Haha, holy crap...that's so crass. I love it.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 01:43 PM
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I don't like when people say:

"You're great, but..."

Then trail off & don't tell you what the effing "but" was for.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 01:52 PM
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i replied in something like this once i think ...

anyways.
i hate when people compliment my butt.
there was also
"bella?your SMART? NOOOO !"
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 02:06 PM
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being told that they like your eye make up when you're not wearing any. yes, i know i have huge bags under my eyes. i don't get near enough sleep. shut up.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 02:11 PM
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When you like a guy and he says, "You're a great friend, but you're not girlfriend material."

wtf? What is girlfriend material? hammer.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 02:28 PM
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f**k him, i'll marry you
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 02:33 PM
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My worst compliment was:

"I like you" and the person doesn't talk to me ever and just makes horrid rumors about me after. (>__<)
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 02:48 PM
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QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Aug 23 2005, 1:43 PM)
I don't like when people say:

"You're great, but..."

Then trail off & don't tell you what the effing "but" was for.
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i agree cuz then you know something bad is coming...its like what was the point in saying that?
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:10 PM
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"How do you eat so much and stay so skinny? " They meant it to be a compliment, but it just didn't work out.
Also, "I bet you'll never grow boobs." mellow.gif Gee, thanks....
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:28 PM
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"Geez Steven, you're soo smart. You dont need extra credit. you got all A's + "

That's bullshit. i aint smart and i'm doing it for good just in case if my points/credits drops. Those people dont know nothing about my grades, goal, and expectation.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:34 PM
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"Tammie you're going to be valedictorian"

OK yeah that'd be awesome, maybe likely, but I feel like everyone has already decided what I have to be because I get high grades. Now I feel like I have to be valedictorian or everyone will be dissapointed. sad.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE(Tainted Euphoria @ Aug 23 2005, 12:11 PM)
When you like a guy and he says, "You're a great friend, but you're not girlfriend material."

wtf? What is girlfriend material?  hammer.gif
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I AGREEE


"Kathy is hot, but not girlfriend material. Rachel, you're girlfriend material. You're wholesome!"

AJSKLFDNSAFNUDS
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:45 PM
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA

"wholesome"

dude... LMAO... what are you, bread?
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:50 PM
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Hahah, I have no idea my love.

It was TOM who said this! I got pissed and he was like what?! I was like umm I would like to be both HOT and girlfriend material, plus I am not wholesome!

He was confused.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:51 PM
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tom needs NOT to describe girls as wholesome. that path does not lead to happy land

you are hotand girlfriend material. so there
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 04:44 PM
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okay well i don't usually wear makeup every day to school cause i'm lazy...only if theres something more interesting going on or something. anyways, one day the choir was singing so i wore makeup...
one of my good guy friends says to me something like this (i can't remember the exact wording):
"steph, you look so pretty with makeup! you should wear it more often!"
so what, i'm ugly without makeup? _dry.gif thanks. thanks a lot. =p i got over it cause i knew he didn't really mean it like that but yeah....it totally came out wrong.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE(tweeak @ Aug 23 2005, 2:06 PM)
being told that they like your eye make up when you're not wearing any. yes, i know i have huge bags under my eyes. i don't get near enough sleep. shut up.
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me too... they're purple o__________0

a bad compliment:
can't think of any
 
yummy_delight
post Aug 23 2005, 05:37 PM
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You're pretty... well, you would be if you just lost some weight.

_dry.gif Stupid bitch.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 05:38 PM
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Kayla. Your so blonde I love it.
I'm not blonde. I'm brunette. cry.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 05:42 PM
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A while age a friends mom was a my house, and she told me I was getting fat _dry.gif . Then someone who heard was like "Oh she meant it in a good way". Im like thanx (sike). But really I was like wtf.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 05:43 PM
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^ Lol.

The barber told me mom "I want to marry someone like you. I mean, you're not beautiful, but you're like average and cool and stuff."

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


LMFAO!

ANDY MILONAKIS!!

Your socks belong in a museum!

Your bike makes me want to crack my head open so all the angels can fly out and heal everybody!

Your face reminds me of someone who's proud of their country!

Your smile makes my soul want to eat chocolate cake!
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 05:43 PM
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that's not insulting (to Kpen a.k.a. Kayla) nvm
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 06:11 PM
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QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Aug 23 2005, 5:37 PM)
You're pretty... well, you would be if you just lost some weight.

_dry.gif Stupid bitch.
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Lauren, let me shank that bitch for you.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 06:56 PM
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"You're not very good at this are you? Well, at least you try so I guess that's kinda good..."

...
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:02 PM
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"You look so flip"
^ That's not a compliment. Ever.
"Your sarcasm makes my feel all warm inside"
^ ... My friends have warped ideas of the word "compliment".
"You should be happy that Armondo likes you"
^ Um, no. Not a seventh grader, not an ugly-ass one at that. Especially one with a uber-high nasely voice. Gross.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:12 PM
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"I want a small butt like yours" stubborn.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(nyah-nek0 @ Aug 23 2005, 7:02 PM)
"You look so flip"
^ That's not a compliment. Ever.
"Your sarcasm makes my feel all warm inside"
^ ... My friends have warped ideas of the word "compliment".
"You should be happy that Armondo likes you"
^ Um, no. Not a seventh grader, not an ugly-ass one at that. Especially one with a uber-high nasely voice. Gross.
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I LOL-ed at the last one :P
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:45 PM
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When people say: "You're (Something positive) for a (stereotype)."

ie You're really smart for a blond.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:29 PM
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One of my friends. He has this weird thing for rating girls and he told me..

"You're between ugly and okay. You have a pretty face, but I mean, you have NO BODY."

.. cry.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:19 AM
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*stares at my face*
"DUDE, I LOVE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!!!!!"
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:26 AM
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Guy: "I like you." [<-I think it was like or love .. Idk, I don't remember]
Me: "Thank you."
Guy: "What?"
Me: "It's a compliment.. you know, I appreciate that you like me.."

pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(Aestuarium @ Aug 23 2005, 2:43 PM)
that's not insulting (to Kpen a.k.a. Kayla) nvm
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STFU. Yes it is.
I was very offended.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 08:50 AM
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"Yo................................. I wish I was short like you."

... Dude was freakin 6'3, I'm only 5'8 -_-
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:23 PM
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QUOTE(nyah-nek0 @ Aug 23 2005, 4:02 PM)

"Your sarcasm makes me feel all warm inside"

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lmao

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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Aug 23 2005, 5:29 PM)
One of my friends. He has this weird thing for rating girls and he told me..

"You're between ugly and okay. You have a pretty face, but I mean, you have NO BODY."

.. cry.gif
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That's just mean _dry.gif

Stupid little boy hammer.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:25 PM
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here's one:

"You're SO special they wanted to put you in a mental hospital to confine you from perverts out there"

that was kinda like an insult for me but owell...
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE
*stares at my face*
"DUDE, I LOVE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!!!!!"


hahahahaa

i have a good one... *looks at me funny for a while* your nose... it's so big! *pause* ...i mean... in a good way. it just fits your face. i wish i had a nose like yours.

blink.gif i love how he tried to cover it up. niiiice.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 03:21 PM
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Hmm...I think it was this one...

You're glasses are thick....but they cute!

lolz rolleyes.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 06:23 PM
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people said you were fat but look at your calves.

edit; oh, write down ones you've heard, not gotten?

[/laugh out loud]

i LOVE the "your sarcasm makes me feel warm inside." may i steal it?
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM
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ah i got a few of these..

My friend jasmine said to me, "You are really pretty for an asian girl...if only u weren't asian..." (man, i wanted to smack her)

some random guy i met, "yah you'd be a knockout if you were taller" (oh gee thanks...i can't help it i'm short)

lol i dun wanna list more...people are so mean nowadays lol
 
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post Aug 25 2005, 12:16 AM
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My friend got one today:

*Wow, your love handles are so huge and cute, I just wanna poke them.
 
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post Aug 25 2005, 01:28 AM
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my friend once said

your so good at chinese, too bad im better.
 
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post Aug 25 2005, 08:36 AM
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QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Aug 23 2005, 11:43 AM)
I don't like when people say:

"You're great, but..."

Then trail off & don't tell you what the effing "but" was for.
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I remember getting those words a lot lol. "You're a really great person, but except that you're...." and suddenly one of their friends call her name and she forgets what she says then i forget what she says. but after a day later, i remember suddenly that she complimented me like the worst one. i was gona ask her what was the compliment, but i kept forgetting and til that moment. i still never got the chance to speak with her because i moved hehe.
 
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"You're such a funny slut, haha" mellow.gif...ex boyfriend told me that
 
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post Aug 29 2005, 08:32 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Aug 25 2005, 9:41 AM)
"You're such a funny slut, haha" mellow.gif...ex boyfriend told me that
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Jeez. I think I'd be offended. blink.gif
 
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post Aug 29 2005, 01:53 PM
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well one of my guy friends called me a whale but he said he was obviously kidding because "you're like the thinnest person i know"

some of my other friends are like "gosh ellen you're so thin! lucky!.....are you anorexic?"

uh..just because i'm a ballerina and i forget to eat dinner sometimes pinch.gif doesnt mean i'm anorexic...lol

but um...twisted compliments there i suppose
 
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post Aug 29 2005, 02:30 PM
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My friend got one today:

*Wow, your love handles are so huge and cute, I just wanna poke them.


HAHAHAH LOL ROFL! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 29 2005, 02:39 PM
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"Ken, you're so random but I never met anyone as random as you though." _dry.gif
Geeez I'm not that random.
 
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post Aug 29 2005, 02:53 PM
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^ Don't worry.
"Your sarcasm makes me feel all warm inside" ain't that much better. Or how about "I wish I were as hyper as you can be on Pixy stix" and... "No pixy stix for you!". Oh wait. That last one wasn't a compliment.
 
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post Aug 30 2005, 09:54 PM
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haha ^ those things are like legal coke

"you're beautiful... on the inside."

grrrr. but it was funny.
 
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