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 Aug 22 2005, 04:31 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
There was once a little boy who had to go to the bathroom desperately at school. He finally gets permission, and while on the toilet he realizes there isn't any toilet paper. After a quick search, none of the stall have toilet paper and there aren't any paper towels, so he uses his hands. On his way to the sink, the teacher comes in and demands he go back to class because he's been in there long enough.
The poor boy simply cups his hands and heads to class. When he gets there, the teacher asks what's in his hands, but the boy replies, "I can't open my hands, there's a leprechaun in there and if I show you he'll escape" The teacher gets fed up and sends him to the principals office, the principal asks him the same question, except a little louder and more sternly, but the boy gives him the same reply. They call his mother in and she's very angry, she demands that he shows what's in his hands, but he tells her the same thing. Everyone is angry by now, so they call his father and he comes straight from work, leaving early, he yells furiously "SHOW ME WHAT'S IN YOUR HANDS" but the boy still replies "I can't, there's a leprechaun in there, if I show you he'll escape" The father yells "SHOW THEM NOW OR YOU"LL BE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!!!" Finally the boys gives in and opens his hand and he says, "Geesh dad, with all that yelling you scared the shit outta him" |
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Aug 22 2005, 06:44 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
kinda funny!
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Aug 22 2005, 06:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
that's cute and..disgusting
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Aug 22 2005, 07:00 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
haha but gross..
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Aug 22 2005, 07:29 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha. that must have sucked for the kid.
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Aug 23 2005, 08:28 AM
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 It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
Wouldn't someone smell the poo?
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Aug 23 2005, 01:20 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
QUOTE(oneandonlytammie @ Aug 23 2005, 9:28 AM) Wouldn't someone smell the poo?  lol! of course not, it's a joke but nice point nonetheless |
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Aug 23 2005, 01:54 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
eww poor kid.. but anyways lol!
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