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 Aug 22 2005, 02:19 AM
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Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!" "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies. With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!" |
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Aug 22 2005, 02:29 AM
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oooooh ..
posted already , though, sorry bud ;D |
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Aug 22 2005, 02:44 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
dude, gimme a break, it's funny, you don't gotta criticize, I read the last 10 pages of jokes, i figured I'm safe
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Aug 22 2005, 02:47 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
haha .. of course i know it's funny . but i'm pretty sure a lot of people are gonna post that they've read it here already
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Aug 22 2005, 03:26 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I haven't heard this one yet, but it was kinda funny.
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Aug 22 2005, 07:05 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats great! it was funny.
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Aug 22 2005, 07:11 PM
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yeah since you already know this is posted i am not going to say
but this is one of my favborite jokes |
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Aug 24 2005, 09:20 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
lol. nice joke ~ few times i finally got it without reading replies.
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Dec 31 2006, 02:34 AM
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lol that was soooo .................. awesome !
 
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