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 Aug 20 2005, 12:17 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his
secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by having the man think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary to show the man in. At that moment, the doctor picked up the telephone and pretended to be having a conversation with a patient. The man waited until the "conversation" was over. Then, the doctor put the telephone down and asked, "Can I help you?" To which the man replied, "No, I'm just here to connect your telephone." |
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Aug 20 2005, 12:21 AM
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 Lurker. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 |
AHAHAHA. Idiot.
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Aug 21 2005, 01:51 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
rofl. LOSER
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Aug 21 2005, 01:57 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
XDXDXD.
How embarrassing. |
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Aug 21 2005, 02:08 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
yeah. what a loser.
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Aug 21 2005, 05:33 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha
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Aug 21 2005, 06:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
what a loser
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Aug 21 2005, 08:11 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Haha idiot. That's like something I would do.
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Aug 21 2005, 09:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
owned
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Aug 21 2005, 09:51 PM
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 what a dumbass. i hope that never happens to me 
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Aug 21 2005, 11:35 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
LMAO that made ma laugh...haha buttwipe
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Aug 21 2005, 11:39 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
haha what a loser the doctor was..lol
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Aug 22 2005, 01:12 AM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
HAHAHA lmao
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Oct 19 2007, 05:41 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. HOLY SHIT. WHAT A f**kEN LOSER
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Oct 19 2007, 08:43 PM
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 here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAA WOW
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Oct 28 2007, 10:37 PM
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 Oh Wow ... Group: Official Designer Posts: 688 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 468,522 |
Oh wow. what a genius.
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Oct 28 2007, 11:05 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
LOL
good one. |
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