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 Aug 16 2005, 11:32 PM
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A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer
nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear. Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. "All right" she said, "lets get you to the hospital." As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up she asked, "where are you and dad going?" The mother said, "we're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut caught in his ear." The boyfriend then asked, "before you go can I try to dislodge it?" The boyfriend then stuck two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped the beer nut. The mother then asked the father, "our daughters boyfriend is so intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up?" The father replied, "by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law. " |
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Aug 17 2005, 12:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
lol diiiirty
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Aug 17 2005, 08:21 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
bump
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Aug 17 2005, 04:54 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Oh god, I just got it. Man, I'm slow. But that was funny in it's own dirty way.
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Aug 18 2005, 02:20 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
hahaha the daughter isnt very innocent :P
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Aug 18 2005, 04:38 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL
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Aug 20 2005, 07:52 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
tsk tsk :X
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