Bill Gates in Hell, Really funny :) |
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 Aug 16 2005, 11:08 AM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions.  Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498  |
Upon dying, Bill Gates went to
purgatory. St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?” Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver. ” 
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Aug 16 2005, 11:12 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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Aug 16 2005, 05:00 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
poor guy...
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Aug 16 2005, 05:23 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
haha the screen saver? x]
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