Little Jonny Learn The Whole Truth, This one is cute! |
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 Aug 13 2005, 12:15 AM
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!" |
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Aug 13 2005, 01:13 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, the truth can go a long way
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Aug 13 2005, 01:19 PM
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haha.
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Aug 13 2005, 01:42 PM
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LMAO. ow.
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Aug 14 2005, 11:12 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol the mailman is his dad?
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Aug 14 2005, 09:02 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
funny.but why is there so many jokes about mailmen?!
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Aug 15 2005, 10:14 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
^ Because housewives get lonely, and that's the only man who comes almost everyday of the week.
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Aug 15 2005, 10:16 AM
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roflllll awww that's funny but cute
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Aug 15 2005, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Aug 15 2005, 11:14 AM) ^ Because housewives get lonely, and that's the only man who comes almost everyday of the week.  Him, and the milkman. |
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Aug 16 2005, 07:22 PM
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haha so i guess he doesn't get another 5 bucks xD
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Aug 16 2005, 08:56 PM
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XD rofl. So many mailman jokes... but they always make me laugh.
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Aug 16 2005, 11:54 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
lol, i like this one
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Aug 17 2005, 01:09 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
lol thats so cute!
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Aug 21 2005, 11:43 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
lmao whoaaa
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Aug 22 2005, 02:32 AM
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wow. hahaha .
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Aug 23 2005, 08:04 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
:O
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Aug 24 2005, 04:40 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
lool..this one is cute.
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