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 Aug 8 2005, 10:24 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in
the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea....let's pretend we're married." "Why not," giggles the woman. "Good", he replies. "Get your own damn blanket." |
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Aug 8 2005, 10:26 PM
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lolz nice
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Aug 8 2005, 10:34 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
 Thats something my parents might say. Of course, in a joking way.
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Aug 9 2005, 02:48 AM
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HAHAHA that is hilarious. nice one ;P
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Aug 9 2005, 02:54 AM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
ahahhaa. My parents are like that sometimes.
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Aug 9 2005, 03:44 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
hahaha!
its a nicer way to say no at least This post has been edited by DullStringedGuitar: Aug 9 2005, 03:44 PM |
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Aug 9 2005, 11:01 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
hahahaha. That's smart.
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Aug 10 2005, 12:53 AM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
Hehe.. clever.
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Aug 10 2005, 01:37 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
hehe. thats really smart
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Aug 10 2005, 01:52 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Haha. I bet the woman was expecting something else. =]
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Aug 10 2005, 05:12 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
lol wow, what a surprising ending
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Aug 10 2005, 06:52 PM
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I don't get it.
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Aug 11 2005, 01:17 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
oh my thats harsh
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Aug 11 2005, 03:45 AM
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lol, nice husband!
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Aug 11 2005, 03:48 AM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
haha i wouldnt want him as my husband
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Aug 11 2005, 01:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
That's funny but I didn't like it as much!
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Aug 14 2005, 04:37 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol its ok but not as funny as those other ones
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