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 Aug 8 2005, 10:19 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
It was the 1st day of of 1st grade for Little Johny and he was really excited.
In class his teacher said: "Now that we're all grown-up we aren't going to use little baby talk anymore. Instead we're going to use "Grown-up" words! Now who would like to start by telling about their summer? A girl named Suzie was waving her hand so the teacher called on her. Shesaid : "This summer I rode a choo-choo! "The teacher said "No.. we don't say choo-choo, say "train" Remember to use Grown-Up Words.? Now who's next? Little Johny was called on and he replyed "This summer I saw Winnie the Shit!" |
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Aug 8 2005, 10:29 PM
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lolz johnny is too cool
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Aug 8 2005, 10:33 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I saw that coming, made me smile though.
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Aug 8 2005, 10:36 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
Lol that's cute. i love little johnny jokes. eh
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Aug 10 2005, 08:42 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
bumpity bump bump
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Aug 10 2005, 11:39 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL johnny;s my hero
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Aug 11 2005, 12:23 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
i didn't find it amusing for some reason huh....
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Aug 11 2005, 01:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
LOL I like that one. I don't like winnie the poo so it's funny.
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