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 Aug 6 2005, 02:32 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
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Aug 6 2005, 05:50 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
LOL! that's funny, mean though.
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Aug 6 2005, 04:24 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lma thats a good one
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Aug 6 2005, 07:20 PM
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 Senior Itis Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 |
hahahahahahaha!!! that was funny. ahhhh...blonde jokes are always funny.
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Aug 6 2005, 08:30 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
haha that made me smile
blond jokes are the best and evryone knows it  
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Aug 8 2005, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(DullStringedGuitar @ Aug 6 2005, 8:30 PM) haha that made me smile blond jokes are the best and evryone knows it  definitely |
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Aug 10 2005, 07:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,273 |
I still can't believe she managed to kill all those alligators by herself. I mean, she is a blonde
no offence to yuu blondes out there, by the way
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Aug 11 2005, 01:01 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
wut a psycho
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Aug 11 2005, 01:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
That's cute.
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Aug 14 2005, 05:03 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
 LOL thats soooo funny
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Aug 14 2005, 07:12 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
lol that's cute
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Aug 16 2005, 05:49 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
LOLL LMAOOOO ;p!!
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Aug 17 2005, 11:54 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
lmao what an idiot
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Aug 18 2005, 12:03 AM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
haha.. typical blondey joke
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Aug 20 2005, 07:49 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
rofl ! That made me laugh
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Aug 20 2005, 07:52 PM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
HaHa that's funny.
Poor alligators. There's gotta be a law against that... |
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