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 Aug 6 2005, 12:41 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plans into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Smiths have company," he called out, "Matt riding a new bike and the Sanders are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied |
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Aug 6 2005, 01:34 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao what a smart kid. where do you get all these hilarious jokes? i love em
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Aug 6 2005, 01:40 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
LMAO. I wonder how the boy knows all these stuff.
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Aug 6 2005, 06:00 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
oh my gosh. smart kid.
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Aug 6 2005, 02:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
woah...dirty smart little kid
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Aug 7 2005, 03:21 PM
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 Senior Itis Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 |
hahahaha. lol. where do you get your stuff. you're hilarious!!
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Aug 7 2005, 03:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
Wow for a six year old that kid knows what's going on.
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Aug 8 2005, 04:32 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
i didnt know until im like..10. lol
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Aug 8 2005, 10:39 PM
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ahah that kinds a genius
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Aug 11 2005, 01:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
I've herd that one before but a little different it's pretty good the first 3 or 4 times you hear it.
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Aug 12 2005, 01:41 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
aw how we love kids these day days..
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Aug 14 2005, 11:23 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
rofl! hahahaha they got caught havin sex
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