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 Aug 4 2005, 05:20 PM
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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
> >The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out >anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I >set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We >sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my >hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither >one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete >button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've >Got Male! |
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Aug 4 2005, 05:22 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
LMAO. That was weird.
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Aug 4 2005, 05:25 PM
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wOrD thats confusing a little
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Aug 4 2005, 05:25 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
haha cool.
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Aug 4 2005, 05:28 PM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
LOL. That's funny. Like the kid would understand that explanation either.
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Aug 4 2005, 07:49 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that was sort of strange, yet amusing!
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Aug 4 2005, 09:40 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
haha
 ... whatsup with these sexual jokes?
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Aug 5 2005, 04:02 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
i like that explanation better than the real one
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Aug 7 2005, 10:04 PM
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hahaha. That would be a smart lied for anyone's child.
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Aug 7 2005, 10:57 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
lol that was kind of cute.
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Aug 8 2005, 02:53 PM
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wierd but cute
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Aug 8 2005, 06:32 PM
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thats actually telling him the truth in another way
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Aug 8 2005, 10:30 PM
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ahah funny
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Aug 14 2005, 04:40 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol the dads a computer freak
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Aug 15 2005, 05:18 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
loll wonders if da boy is gonna do that ;p
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Aug 15 2005, 08:50 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
haha i'd be amused if the kid understood.
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