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Love Dress, wish my gf had one
gotahemmi55
post Aug 3 2005, 01:47 AM
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A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing
naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
replied.

"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.

"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.

"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he
makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now,
so perhaps you could stop by a little later?"

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door
for her husband to come home.

Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.

Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.

"Needs ironing." he replied.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 01:52 AM
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yay im first

laugh.gif LMAO thats hilarious x)
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 01:58 AM
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XDD
That was SO WRONG of the husband to say that.
But It was hilarious.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 01:59 AM
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LOL that made me laugh.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 02:01 AM
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shiiiiiit double post sorry!!!
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 09:08 AM
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[spam]HAHAHAHAH [/spam]
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 10:44 AM
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That's soooo mean!! mad.gif

But funny. tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 02:34 PM
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i dont get it....
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 05:09 PM
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i dont get it....
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OMGG

ironing---you know.

love dress = shes old and naked = WRINKLES.
 
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post Aug 3 2005, 08:17 PM
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lol, i laughed at the very last quote. this is really funny
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 03:46 AM
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so dirty! haha
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 06:32 AM
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lol! it WAS mean. haha funny guy.
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 05:30 PM
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oh. damn. lmao !
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 05:32 PM
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OUCH. LMAO, that's funny.
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 04:18 PM
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aww poor wife
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 06:04 PM
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lmao that's mean but yet soo funny
 
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post Aug 6 2005, 01:42 AM
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LOL! That's too funny.
 
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post Aug 6 2005, 01:45 AM
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OMG AHAHHA, SERVED!
 
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post Aug 8 2005, 11:00 PM
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hhaah mean old husband
 
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post Aug 10 2005, 06:58 PM
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lol that's a good one tongue.gif but she saw her daughter-in-law NAKED???
 
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post Aug 11 2005, 01:11 AM
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she musta divorced him
 
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post Aug 11 2005, 12:59 PM
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HAHA! That's not very nice!
 
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post Aug 12 2005, 09:48 PM
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Lmao.
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 11:20 AM
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rofl! hahahaha
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 07:23 PM
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what a jerk
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 07:30 PM
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. CUTE.
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 07:32 PM
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eww...lol thats nasty to think about...eww mental picture ok leaving this thread b4 i pass out
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 05:17 PM
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AHHAHAHAHAHAH ;P LOL!! THAT WAS FUNNYY
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 05:19 PM
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Ah man that was so mean but funny. :P
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE(anubis @ Aug 3 2005, 3:09 PM)
OMGG

ironing---you know.

love dress = shes old and naked = WRINKLES.
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oooo.. i get it.. ya thats just mean.
 
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