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[SuperSpam909]

:Cry:Help me I don't know what to do. Today while my parents were gone I was looking at a Porno tape right. Well the tape got stuck and now it wont come out. I tried to record over it but it wont allow me to do so. Whats so bad is the tape still plays although it wont come out.


Help me or else im screwed. (Also I have no screwdrivers to take the VCR apart.)

So what should I do?

[EmmalieV]

break the top of the tape and mess up the things that are inside and when they finally get it out and look at the cover say your friend put the label on but it was really the movie "cinderella ".

[Looow]

Hmm. Why were you looking at it if you weren't supposed to?

Uhm I say kill it with a hammer.

[Comptine]

haha. i'm sorry. it's a little funny. my old vcr used to do that. i used to jiggly the entire damn machine while sticking my fingers in the slot. if it isn't labeled, then you... can cut the wire 0=) so nobdy can use it.

do you have a ruler? try to stick it under the tape while pushing the eject button. it might prompt it to come out.

computer porn is easier. =P

[Nugget]

That's pretty funny.

Anyways, just blame it on your older brother or something.. x]

[iheartjohn]

Tell your parents you were curious...I watch it, I'm not ashamed. Although my hubby hates me for it...

Anyway, back to topic. Just bang on the sides of the VCR or shake it to loosen to tape. Endless_Symphony's idea was good.

Good luck.

[Aestuarium]

what they say...

ROFL
or put the VCR under your bed and noone'll notice :P

[turbulent]

ahhh what a predicament, maybe if you grease it will slide right out
meh, everyones already had sum great ideas

youd better start praying and pull out your grease, if that doesnt work go for the hammer and say your lil brother smashed it

[ItzOnlySydney]

haha ok just find a way to destroy the tape like maybe cutting somethign on there

listen to endless_sympathy lol

[lovescream]

LOL. Sorry, that's a bit funny.
Um, um, um. Unplug it and like.. drag it to a store or something. Hahahaha.
Endless_Symphony's idea was pretty good. xD Hahaha. Computer porn IS easier.

[gigiopolis]

Hahaha. Computer porn IS easier.

Haha, now why would YOU be so sure of that, Toby dearest?

Go with the ruler idea. =]

[yukichan]

LOL..
try the ruler idea..and then if that doesnt work, break the VCR..
unless u just want to admit it to ur parents..

[lovescream]

Haha, now why would YOU be so sure of that, Toby dearest?

Go with the ruler idea. =]

Oh, Gigi. I've tried looking up porn on the internet before. It's better than finding a tape when there's none at home...

[toodlepops.]

^
Umm, just try the ruler idea. After that, if it still doesn't work, kill it with a hammer.
...

[lassipiktunn]

lol! poor u

use a knife as a screwdriver

[shortiiex]

you can smack it a few times....till it is fixed

[Jane Doe.]

if it doesn't come out on its own, then..like someone adviced..Kill the bloody VCR.
Take a hammer and Destroy!


also, uhm..can I ask. is the '909' in your username an Area Code..?

[lKVNiiKINKYl]

get someone with tiny fingers to pull it out =)

[DullStringedGuit...]

throw the vcr in the dumpster
and then when your parents come say somone stole it


dont listen to ME!!!
do what evry one else sed
"do wat Endless_Symphony sed"

[heyyfrankie]

i concur! Endless_Symphony has the best idea.

[short_stop08]

You could open the VCR and lift up the front of the tape and cut the film. Or before you try any of these just unplug the VCR and plug it back up and see if it works.

[carlito1589]

OMG u naughty person...this happened to me before..get a knife..put it on da right side of the tape in da vcr and keep pressing the eject button while moving the knife left and right....works everytime...(4me)

[jeSs1cA]

That's pretty funny.

Anyways, just blame it on your older brother or something.. x]

HHAHA NGA . have you used that tactic before?

Welll that is pretty funnnny. I agree with Nga, blame it on an older brother!

[*xcaitlinx*]

i wouldnt no how. comcast HBO on demand is definitely the best. heh...computer porn = viruses = slow computer.

[KINGP.I.M.P.]

YALL IS FUNNY!!!!!

[Death2Smilee]

Take it to the place where u got the tape and yell at them for a while. No, seriously, go for the ruler. Eier that or just try pulling...Mebbe you can just try and take the vcr apart...

[lbjshaq2345]

YALL IS FUNNY!!!!!

dont spam this is your first warning...i think

anyway yeah just smash it or take it to a store

[iiTsDAYNA]

I agree. Use a Knife as a screw driver..I use knifes as screw drivers all the time.

Next time.. Watch it on HBO...Much easier and its easy to turn the channel if someone walks in. hehe

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

Thankyou-I needed that. I'm sorry, but it is funny.

My advice is use a screwdriver. If that doesn't work, kill it and make up some excuse. You were sent by the VCR God to put it out of its misery.

[Nugget]

HHAHA NGA . have you used that tactic before?  

Welll that is pretty funnnny. I agree with Nga, blame it on an older brother!

Haha, no.. I have baby brothers and my sister doesn't watch porn on tape.. I don't even know if she watches porn. She thinks I don't know what she does. [besides this]

I blame my little sister on things that I don't remember doing.

[*salcha*]

I wonder what happened, his parents are probably killing him now. lol..

[Hell-Rell]

This is why you use DVDs!

[*incoherent*]

lmfao. i dont mean to laugh but that is seriously funny. everyone gets caught sometime...this just so happens to be your time. they cant do anything about it, youre curious.

[demolished]

1. knife.
2. long pencil.
3. needle.
4. flexible measure tape.

[SuperSpam909]

I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught. I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished.

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.

[*basick*]

you should have hid the vcr away and said someone stole it

[coconutter]

That's all that needs to be said.

[angel-roh]

Throw your vcr out the window or the garbage can if you can take it out.









or go to the repair shop.

[*RockizLife*]

Haha, dude sorry but that's funny. Just take the VCR and claim some dude ran into your house and stole it, then stick it in your least favorite neighbors house. In the future, spend a few bucks more for DVDs

[Tung]

ahahhahahaha omg. thats the funniest thing i ever heard. maybe this topic should me move to humor. ahahah im just kidding. anyways i think Emmaliev 's idea is best. justs screw around with the video tape in the vcr so it wont work. and take off the label. =)

[Comptine]

i commend u, have u been in this predicament before?

teehee, of course im kidding.

edit//

oh, ok. he got caught.

haha. no. i watch hong kong dramas and the tape would get stuck in there. and besides, like i said, computer porn.

[lassipiktunn]

I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught.  I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished.

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.

awww poor u!
but u shouldve written in details.. how u got caught n the expression on their faces .. so we could get some more kicks outta it ... lol omg me meany
sorri

[KrunkMuzik]

Haha. Man, that happened once to me, but with a DVD.

Just break the damn thing. Is it really that hard? Did you really needed advice from the internet?...

[parallel]

LMAO. This is great.
Just remove the whole VCR thingy.

[beambitious]

This makes me laugh People these days....

[maia_dc]

HAHAHAHA. That's hilarious.

Ahem. Uhm just attack it with a screwdriver and yank it out or something.

[Angel_Cece]

haha this happened to me before...not with porn though lol. ummm wells what u should do is try plugging out the TV???

[SuperSpam909]

awww poor u!
but u shouldve written in details.. how u got caught n the expression on their faces .. so we could get some more kicks outta it ... lol omg me meany
sorri 

Well for starts the only good news is that the VCR is located in my room. The bad news is I had to try to get rid of the tape before one of my younger siblings got a hold of it. So I come up with this brilliant idea to hide the cable which displays the audio and picture. Well I successfully hid it, and never worried about the VCR again until later on my little brother romes in my room asking to play a DBZ tape. I then proceed to tell him, "No you can't use my VCR right now!!!!!!!!" So he starts throwing a little hiss about it and runs and tells my mom. So she comes to see what all of the commotion was about. Then she tells me, "Let your brother play that tape in the VCR." Then I reply, "I can't right now because one of my anime cartoons are stuck in the VCR." So she says she can fix it. My heart begins pounding and beating real fast, especially since there is a label indicating that its clearly porn (It was on of my friend's tapes) . So she gets a knife and miraculously the tape pops out.

She looks at the label and says, "What hell is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is adult entertainment, is it not?

And Im like, "Yes, but I thought it was a cartoon."

"Your lying, now where did you get this from?"

"I got it from my friend *****."

After all of that she grounds me. This is like the worst days of my life right now. I ratted out my friend and im grounded.

Oh yeah, and I have tried Internet porn before, but I already got caught looking at that before. Im not good at being sneaky.

LOL, long story but yeah.

EDIT//
I was going to do the knife thing, but I didn't want to draw attenton to myself carrying a knife from the kitchen to my room.

[xchrystizzle]

sorry i can't help laughing! but that's too bad =/ haha your mom did the same thing a buncha people told you to do :P

[oneandonlytammie]

Well, that sucks doesn't it?

Very very funny!

[ikayto]

-.-, too bad i didnt get to you in time.

That happens to me when i was little. We would unscrewte top of the vcr, and just pop up the hinge that the video goes in..........BUNCH OF IDIOTS before just spammed stupid stuff of attacking it and throwing it away. VERY HELPFUL KIDS!

lol

[*suddenly she*]

hiding knives?
big sweatshirt. stick it in your sleeve. easy enough. or just hold it with the blade towards your elbow along your forearm. or if you wear shoes in the house, knife in shoe, and pretend you're picking something from the bottom of your shoe. or just put it in your pocket.

imagination is wonderful. i've never been caught carrying a knife.

[PrideOfAzia]

LMAO!! AHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!! tell them "wasnt me, i swear"

[HoodieObsessed]

Hmm. Why were you looking at it if you weren't supposed to?

Uhm I say kill it with a hammer.

hahaha, agreed.

I say tip the vcr so teh tape side is facing towards the ground and pound it with a hammer. Then if it sitll doesn't come out, try somehow to wreck the tape (unless ofcourse you love teh tape so much you dont' want to wreck it even if it will save you embarrisment) so your parents don't know waht is in teh vcr. Or maybe (if it doesn't ahve a label this is) unplug the vcr and look like your trying to get the tape out when your paretns wlak through the door. Tell them you were watching (insert innocent movie name here) and that the tape got stucck and you can't get it out. they'll get screwdrivers or w/e and get the tape out. Then comence to quickly leave the crime scene and stash the tape safely somewhere very hidden.

good luck

EDIT

oops, it's already over. Darn it, I'm too late. Oh well.

EDIT//
I was going to do the knife thing, but I didn't want to draw attenton to myself carrying a knife from the kitchen to my room.

I do that kinda thing all the time. I mean, not with knives, but with other stuff I dont' want my parents to see my sneaking up to my room.

Like once I wanted to take some pics of myslef in my room I don't always hide this, but lately my parents have been on and on about how slef absorbed I am taking so many pics of ymself etc. Sooo I take my hoodie downstairs with me looking like I'm takign it in case I get cold, instead I sit down enxt to where the camera is and pertend to read a book. Eventually there is a point in tiem when no one is in the room so I sick the camera in my hoodie and roll it up so you can't tell a camera is there. I wait a litlte while so as not to be suspicious or something, and then I get up, put the book down, and go up to my room.

I got it all figured out....

[*RockizLife*]

^Ah, the art of deception. A teenagers best friend. An art that our good friend SuperSpam909 lacks

[mocassinsx29]

Sorry you got caught, but... roflrofllmao. xDDD
This would make an awesome animation, if I only had my ImageReady...

[lassipiktunn]

lol hahhahaa

o well i guess it happens to all of us at one point or another... though i havn't gotten caught but i have caught others.... i wonder when is my time lol now thats a scary thought

hmm n wats up with carrying a knife to ur room.. i do dat all the times :d no one notices lol i guess they figure i got some video stuck in my VCR rolf

[short_stop08]

I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught.  I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished.

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.

Sorry. That really sucks. Hopefully i the punishment isn't that bad.

[*mipadi*]

Trust me dude--this is the sort of thing you will laugh about, years down the road.

[jue]

unplug everything. and then while its unplug;; try to pull the tape out.

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

Sorry you got caught. You shoulda just killed it.

[ichigofan]

::LOL hahahaha thats funny:: well break your VCR durh or just tell them you rented/brought/borrowed a movie which you thought was _______ but it turned out to be a porno tape

[angel-roh]

Is that a lie that what you did. I mean you said your username is SPAM. Kinda waste for us to leave the advices when you're just spamming LIES.


Anyways... tell us what you did. Show us your VCR with the porn tape! I bet you're lying. Come on FESS UP.

lol.

[iced__cappucino]

no offence but....nvm. =) aww you got caught. sucks!! man if i got caught doing somthing like that.... haha joking. =)

[berry_lickable]

unplug the vcr then hide it under your bed.

//edit
sorry you got caught

[K1D]

You could open the VCR and lift up the front of the tape and cut the film. Or before you try any of these just unplug the VCR and plug it back up and see if it works.

just cut open the the little the door thingy & cut the tape then open the tope and put a name of a kiddy movie like "ghostbusters" ;p

but short_stop08 indea works best too

[K1D]

maybe you should stop being horny lol!!! or stop being curious