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 Jul 29 2005, 10:56 AM
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sorry if this was already posted. i searched but didnt find anything.
A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.” “Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?” “That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. “My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend. “Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.” The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?” “I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now. “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?” “And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.” “Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?” “Because you got an F in sex.” 
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Jul 29 2005, 11:27 AM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
ahahah. That was a good one.
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Jul 29 2005, 04:00 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
haha oh man thats classic
well not exactly classic, but still pretty darn funny |
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Jul 29 2005, 04:12 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
lol. i like it
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Jul 29 2005, 04:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. AN F IN SEX ! LAMO.
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Jul 29 2005, 04:18 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Hahaha. That's cute. Really, it is.
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Jul 29 2005, 10:47 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol! rofl ahahahahhahahha
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Jul 30 2005, 10:05 AM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
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Aug 2 2005, 10:36 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao i like it.
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Aug 2 2005, 11:58 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
lmaoo!!! thats cute
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Aug 3 2005, 01:13 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
lol, yeah, that's a good one
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Aug 4 2005, 03:41 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
oh my gosh! i didnt see that one coming.
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