Most outrageous lie you've come up with, ...or creative |
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 Jul 27 2005, 06:36 PM
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 it's our chemistry  Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775  |
Sometimes I find myself BSing for no reason whatsoever.
Soo what was the most outrageous (or creative) lie that you've ever come up with? Mine: I was at work, and my work supervisor asked me why I wasn't working, so instead of saying I was on break I said I suffered from severe asthma, and was currently undergoing post-traumatic stress from my aunt's "lung cancer." ...He actually believed me. Wtf? |
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Jul 27 2005, 07:36 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread.
 Back to topic... The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant. Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad? Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Ex: Who's the baby daddy? Me: Er...I'm not pregnant.  Ex: But you're stomach... Me: Girls get beer bellies too.  Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. 
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Jul 27 2005, 07:41 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
^ lmao, felicia thats funny
well one timeee .. i told my mommy i only ate 1 cookie..when really i had 3! lol |
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Jul 27 2005, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 27 2005, 7:36 PM) LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread. Back to topic... The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant. Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad? Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Ex: Who's the baby daddy? Me: Er...I'm not pregnant. Ex: But you're stomach... Me: Girls get beer bellies too. Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.  That one made me laugh outloud. You're smart. 
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Jul 27 2005, 08:56 PM
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I lied many times to my teachers
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Jul 27 2005, 09:07 PM
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Actually, I have used the "my dog ate my homework." excuse once when I was in elementary.
I have never owned a dog. 
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Jul 27 2005, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE([f) eleeza,Jul 27 2005, 8:36 PM]LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread. Back to topic... The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant. Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad? Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Ex: Who's the baby daddy? Me: Er...I'm not pregnant. Ex: But you're stomach... Me: Girls get beer bellies too. Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. that was genius. umm... i remember at school, some teacher asked me why i didn't have my homework. so then i told her that my brother went to the er last night because he got into a really bad accident and then i started crying.  she believed it. and let me off. i was trying not to laugh and then all my friends were like.. REALLY WHAT HAPPENED after. heh.
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Jul 27 2005, 09:59 PM
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 :) Group: Member Posts: 1,234 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,496 |
I was supposed to make cupcakes for my spanish project.. but I totally forgot & remembered when I got into school. So first thing before I went to my locker I went straight to my spanish teachers room & told her I dropped my cupcakes at the bus stop..
 Brought them in the next day (my mother made them) and she gave me an A+!
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Jul 27 2005, 10:06 PM
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 Lauren loves YOU. Group: Member Posts: 2,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,793 |
When I was younger, I was a pathological liar. I'd always lie about myself because I didn't think the real me was interesting enough and no one would like me if I was boring.
The lies I remember: - I was a victim of racism in the South. I'd never visited a Southern state until this year. - I was born in the Philippines. I was really born in San Diego. - I knew Leonardo DiCaprio personally. It was the year of Titanic, and I can't believe that people actually thought this one was true. - I was on parole. I used to get picked on a lot, but this lie saved me from a lot of bullying. I was one sorry child. 
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Jul 27 2005, 11:44 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
my mom saw some cutting scars on my arm and she asked me what happened. i told her i accidently shoved my arm do the side of my book shelf and it got all scratched up.
it was a really bad lie considering the fact that i cut little shapes into my arm, but she believed me. dont start flaming at me now cuz i dont cut anymore. |
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Jul 28 2005, 12:11 AM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
I told this guy I lost my virginity and I needed help since I got AIDS. He believed me and actually responded. Yeah, like I would ever lose my virginity before getting married...
Then I said I had 4 houses... That's really my aunt 
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Jul 28 2005, 01:41 AM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
this guy i know thinks that i know magick and that my element is fire and that i consume all
yeah...thats my most outrageous lie XD
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Jul 28 2005, 01:50 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I talked to Brenden's (rockizlife) mom and I told her we were penpals. Other than that, not many lies. I'm a good kid. Honest.
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Jul 28 2005, 09:35 AM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
QUOTE([f) eleeza,Jul 27 2005, 7:36 PM]LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread. Back to topic... The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant. Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad? Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Ex: Who's the baby daddy? Me: Er...I'm not pregnant. Ex: But you're stomach... Me: Girls get beer bellies too. Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. XDDDDD any way my best one was "i was sleeping" when i was little and had to do the dishes....haha it doesnt work any more |
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Jul 28 2005, 11:39 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jul 27 2005, 8:56 PM) I lied many times to my teachers she wasn't asking if you've ever lied; she's asking what the most creative lie you've ever told.
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Jul 28 2005, 10:39 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
My friend: How come you dont live with your dad no more?
Me: he's dead. My friend: OMG YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?!?! My friend: I'm sorry..-_-;;;;; REALLY SORRY. he's not dead. im just making my friend believe me on that because she did that to me too. so i owe one for her. she still thinks my dad is dead. |
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Jul 28 2005, 11:09 PM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
that we had a pool
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Jul 29 2005, 12:20 AM
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I didn't do it
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Jul 29 2005, 12:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Most of them are lies that people actually believe ..
i use lies to avoid/prevent them my expression can even fool them since i'm pretty good at expression. i can be dramatic and a driverrr.. roar. i cant remember one because i .. lie too much little lies. I even lie to make my friends to pick up my things. *accidently drop my pencil in front of my classmate* *pretend i didnt know it* *wait till a classmate picks it up and give it to you in a sec.* * i say "oh shit, thanks man* and it's also one of a method to make a friend too because you want to find a reliable friend that doesnt jock shit when things are on the floor. puwahahahaha  you know what i mean? =] |
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Jul 29 2005, 04:47 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
I lie too much I forget. ^_^
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Jul 29 2005, 05:46 AM
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omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 27 2005, 8:36 PM) LOL. There's an ad for George Bush in this thread. Back to topic... The most outrageous lie, I guess, was when I saw an ex boyfriend of mine when I was 6 months pregnant. Ex: Wow, Felicia. Who's the dad? Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Ex: Who's the baby daddy? Me: Er...I'm not pregnant. Ex: But you're stomach... Me: Girls get beer bellies too. Ex: Danggg....sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. LOL. That's so awesome. |
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Jul 29 2005, 12:42 PM
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i honestly cant remember...i lie so much that its became my life.
i cant think of any juicy ones, but ill get back to this when i get one... |
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Jul 29 2005, 12:59 PM
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 ha ha ha. you're not funny. Group: Member Posts: 95 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,890 |
it was in the 6th grade. it was early dismissal and i terribly wanted to walk home from school with my friends. i asked my dad is my friend's mom could pick me and my friend up to her house. dad said yes. walked to her house with a bunch of people. ended up going to about 2 other houses. my dad was worried as hell. got busted of course. my dad just stopped trusting me from then on ..that's probably the biggest lie and mistake i've ever made.
another one that i think was hilarious was in the 5th grade. girl's bathroom -- ME: did you know ___ has half a brain missing? girls: .. ME: seriously. they did surgery on her brain and accidently forgot to put her other half back in. girls: OMG. *shocked* are you serious? ME: no ..i was just joking .. girls: ohh .. it wasn't exactly that. put it was something along that line. anyways, i was talking about my cousin who was in there with me. i wanted to crack up so bad. silly kids. i felt inferior to them for a moment ..maybe i shouldn't have told them i was joking .. and seriously, they actually believed me. at first i thought they were pretending but nope.
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Jul 29 2005, 05:35 PM
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If only... Group: Member Posts: 409 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 100,037 |
cool. I lied about being lesbian...
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Jul 29 2005, 05:36 PM
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 I'll be your best kept secret and your worst mistake Group: Member Posts: 30 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,666 |
anything that comes outta my mouth...
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Jul 29 2005, 09:41 PM
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(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
i finally remembered a lie!
i was helping out to make cookies in school for a party. and they all burnt so i quickly got a pack of cookies and said i made them. so my friend came over and asked me about the cookies cuz they're so good. friend: my they're so good..how'd u make them? me: i took the ingredients and added them in. wat do you thinK? friend: how come it seems to have a logo on it? me: o i used the push pattern things. cool right? friend: i bet you took all the chocolate chip, because there isnt any in the cookies. me: nahh. its burst and fell into the sides of the oven. you cant see it anymore though. friend: oh.. and she believed it all.. |
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