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 Jul 23 2005, 06:31 PM
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 I like it when it rains.  Group: Member Posts: 836 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,294  |
Only found in America
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... Ah, so true. |
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Jul 24 2005, 12:54 AM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
QUOTE(taggy505 @ Jul 23 2005, 3:31 PM) Only found in America Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...  ahhaa. True. Those are my favorites. |
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Jul 24 2005, 12:57 AM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
Very nice & accurate. (:
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Jul 24 2005, 01:12 AM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
ha ive seen these somewhere b4 .. the last one is my favorite :)
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Jul 24 2005, 01:33 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
haha those r true
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Jul 24 2005, 03:21 PM
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 The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
Poli Tics rofl
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Jul 24 2005, 09:10 PM
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QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Jul 24 2005, 1:57 AM) Very nice & accurate. (: hehe i read this before, but it still remains true. |
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Jul 24 2005, 09:14 PM
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 not da vinci's mona lisa <3 Group: Member Posts: 644 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,781 |
wow VERY true
QUOTE Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke... hahaah yeah that is deffff. true aha |
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Jul 24 2005, 09:15 PM
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POWAPOSTA Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725 |
what can i say?
we're fat, greedy americans! |
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Jul 25 2005, 03:34 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i think someone posted this before, but there were more..
but i like them 
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