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this proves that the people in the white house, are indeed, stupid
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post Jul 21 2005, 01:55 PM
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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy, Love. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send in
Tony Blair, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president d**k Cheney. "d**k, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one."

d**k Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. d**k shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

d**k Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Hey, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to d**k Cheney, and angrily yells into his face;
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


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lmfao cB edits DI.CK Cheney's name. hahaha

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post Jul 21 2005, 03:33 PM
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lmao. crazy people running the white house :|
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 11:20 PM
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hahahaha thats funny
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 03:02 AM
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haha thats pretti good
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 03:35 AM
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oh my gosh. that's so funny. nice one!
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 03:38 AM
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yeah why did they censor d**k whats wrong with d**k when its used as a name i mean thats his name thats what the president calls him so wat now d**k d**k d**k d**k d**k d**k
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 10:38 AM
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hahaha!! lol many many stupid people....how does anyone let them run our country? lol
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 09:42 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif That was hilarious. I was hoping if it was a true story about George W. Bush, but haha. This was funny.
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 11:36 PM
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lol!

excellent happy.gif

bush is so retarded. he needs to like... die.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 12:11 AM
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The joke is not that funny but d**k is the funniest thing. Haha.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 01:49 AM
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hahaha. stupid white hosue
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 02:59 AM
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i think the d**k thing may be just strange. i thought the joke was pretty funny tho. d**k
 
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lol, that was even funny for me, a bush supporter
 
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what a idiot lol
 
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post Jul 24 2005, 01:29 PM
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hahaha
i knew Mr. "Dubya" bush was a dumb president
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 06:45 AM
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hahah.
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 05:37 PM
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lol, that one was reeally good!! i figured he`s say it was colin powell, but the tony blair at the end, hahahahhaahah...
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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LMAO! That was good.
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 11:29 AM
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hahahahaha my parents will love this x) my moms for bush and my dads against him AHAHA i love this joke laugh.gif
 
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haha for a second when i didnt get to the tony blair part i figured that cheney would say colin but at the end bush said tony blair so i was like lmao.
 
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laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 10 2006, 10:48 PM
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Lol, thats pretty good.
 
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heh that was pretty good...
 
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post Jun 11 2006, 10:24 AM
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har har, that almost made me laugh
 
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post Jun 11 2006, 10:26 AM
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Hahaha, idiots.
 
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post Jun 17 2006, 04:50 PM
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So then who is the child? Was it the Queen? Lol. Nah I'm just kidding. I knew the answer even before Blair answered.
 
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