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What Were You Thinking!?, XD
QT_Pnaii_Angel
post Jul 20 2005, 06:33 AM
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Theres a HERO.. if U look inside ur HEART
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Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,


the PRINCESS.



But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;



metal,



wood,



stone,



anything she touched would melt.



Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?



He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,

she will be cured."



The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.







The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.





But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.

The prince went away sadly.






The second prince brought diamonds.







He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.


:-[


The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.



She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!



The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.





Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)



V



V





M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.



What were you thinking

hahahaha!! i lyk this jk lol ! laugh.gif
 
ApocalypseAelis
post Jul 20 2005, 06:51 AM
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Haha, nice. XD


Heard it before, but I didn't remember until I read it. Of course, I thought of...yeah...


but I knew that couldn't be it, since it was too obvious...
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 07:21 AM
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laugh.gif haha...nice one...
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 11:02 AM
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lmao.

that's so candy shop. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 11:05 AM
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4/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
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that was nice
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 11:15 PM
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LOL THAT IS FUNNY i was thinking something wrong... whistling.gif
 
Teesa
post Jul 21 2005, 01:12 AM
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hehehe, I definitely was not thinking that was m&m's. shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 12:07 PM
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Why would she turn red?
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 04:51 PM
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Lol-good one.
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 06:34 PM
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QUOTE(Teesa @ Jul 21 2005, 1:12 AM)
hehehe, I definitely was not thinking that was m&m's. shifty.gif
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Hahhaha. Me...neither. mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 11:18 PM
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hahaha never thought m&ms tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 03:04 AM
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haha....errrr im not perverted whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 03:36 AM
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haha. i think i've heard this before! _smile.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 03:41 AM
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i was thinkin it was his d**k censorship sucks lol jus posted bout ths in another joke d**k d**k d**k d**k d**k d**k
 
Bobblehead425
post Jul 22 2005, 10:41 AM
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LOL thats cool. no i didnt think it was anything else rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2005, 10:52 AM
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not da vinci's mona lisa <3
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ahahah wow
 
Aestuarium
post Jul 23 2005, 12:42 AM
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I had heard that one before


...
why didn't the princess's clothes melt? O____0
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 01:17 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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lmao i throb.gif it.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 01:36 AM
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Whoa. m&m. yeah. I so knew that..not.

Nice one.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 01:45 AM
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o..i thought it was the hoohoo...
 
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post Jul 24 2005, 11:25 AM
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me too..i thought it wuz *ahem*

lmao laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 24 2005, 01:31 PM
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*GASP* A ROCK!
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haha
i really thought it was ...*coughs it out*
haha
 
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post Jul 24 2005, 10:08 PM
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yeah i already read this one...but it is still funny
 
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post Jul 24 2005, 11:29 PM
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lol i was thinking something different :O
very clever
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 07:00 AM
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hahaha. yeah that is clever.
 
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