31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls Options

[yuRi22]

Maybe this should've gone to the Boy's Locker... but oh well. It's something I found while browsing the web.


31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written by a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne.


28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Man, there are like a billion of these.

[yuRi22]

I find them pretty interesting. (seeing that it is summer I had nothing better to do as well )

[emaleth]

some things i agree with and some i don't

not all girls like to watch chick flicks, have a guy walk us to the door or want a ring.

meh, maybe it's just me

[baby-girl2987]

i like it i think that all guys (or at least the ones who dont already know) should have a copy of this. i may be a girl but i think that girls should have a list too that tells us about guys. i dont think it would be as long but i like having things plain in black and white spelled out.

[Chii]

some things i agree with and some i don't

not all girls like to watch chick flicks, have a guy walk us to the door or want a ring.

meh, maybe it's just me

most girls probably do...why else would it be called "chick flicks" ?

[KissMe2408]

Hm. i'm 100% sure there is already a topic with the exact same list in the girls locker room, i'll have to search it and post it for you, :( Sorry . lol. That shows you I spend too much time on CB lol.

edit-- ok i can't find it :( but i know it's here! i'm not crazy. maybe someone else will find it and then merge the topics together.

[supahstah_luv]

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

puahahhhahaa...

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

aww.. that's so cute.. but i don't know if that's a must lol.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

hahahrr.

Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).

aw. shucks :laughing:

[xXMomoBubbleTeaX...]

puahahhhahaa...
aww.. that's so cute.. but i don't know if that's a must lol.
hahahrr.
aw. shucks :laughing:

I agreee..lols..I LOVEEE THIS TOPIC..either tho their is already a list on CB about this...I like reading these things..it makes me laugh!!!...(haha)..some of that stuff is realli cute..& who ever the guy who wrote this is prolly realli smart & whoever his girlfriend is...she's realli lucky!!...

[michelle_07]

i like how there's an 8.5 and a 11.5. that's just kinda funny.

[HelloSunshine]

I like it. [: I know there are alot of them, but I love all of them just the same. They always make me smile. Thanks for sharing!

[angelrevelation]

lol that's so cute... "marinade the cologne" hahaha

[jeSs1cA]

DAMN, all boys should read this!

[*stephinika*]

moved to boys' locker room

[datgurlnanci3]

Haha, I've seen that one before.
Quite funny.

[Eryi]

Some are correct, but there are millions of topics like this one.

[kenji9592]

I would agree but basically the same aplies to guys depends on the person realy but thats what getting to know someone is all about.

[Pineapplepower]

Another thing if you want to kiss her at her door. Meet her parents first,pay close attention to her father if the is anything like mine he will be waiting for you with a gun

[JoJo_x]

this is so true

but we all don't care for expensive things, nor rings and diamonds (they will make us smile though)..and when we're having a bad day, it's best to leave us alone..i mean, don't ignore us, just don't push it to a point, that we will be cussing, and screaming the shit out of you

[The-Mach-Hare]

hmm...thats been circulating through email for about the past 39283 years. although true, its old news and most of the people still probably have it in their inbox/have already read it.

[SSJ Kenshin]

Holy Moses parting the Red Sea Batman!! This is ancient!!! It's cool though, I'm fairly forgetful lol.

[aera]

Hm. i'm 100% sure there is already a topic with the exact same list in the girls locker room, i'll have to search it and post it for you, :( Sorry . lol. That shows you I spend too much time on CB lol.

edit-- ok i can't find it :(  but i know it's here! i'm not crazy. maybe someone else will find it and then merge the topics together.

theres one on [enter number] things that girls should know about guys.

[sheepy]

haha that's neat though even if theres already a few here. all guys should read this *hinthint*

[Joss-eh-lime]

i agree with some..

[x____tragic]

its amusing how this is the guys` locker room..
and only a few guys replied.
but yea, its pretty cute :)

[Blank-OuT]

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

lmao

funny, but true.

[ishowernaked]

I really really really really really don't see the problem with number 1. lol

[CrazayChristian]

Well, I must say, I came in here expecting to see something similar to "50 things girls need to know about guys" But, this one doesn't come close in quality.

Too much power to the other side.

I already said this, it's been posted I think.

Bah

[Vozedale]

Quite a few of these sound true. Too many are cowardly, especially if you are trying to date a girl. Be individualistic and self-reliant. You don't necessarily have to buy her things to keep her around. Don't always agree with them, don't be afraid to tease them (in a playful manner) and don't be afraid of upsetting them. Play hard to get and show her you have a great sense of humor. Try looking around in the Double Your Dating forums or http://www.becomeaplayer.com. But my advice if you read these, is don't let them teach you to interfere with showing who you are. Be calm and be yourself.

[#1distortion]

wow my bf needs to read this lol its a really good list, and for me i would love all of it =]

[dol]

31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

absolutely!!! :blink:

[elaboratedream]

I agree with most of them, but I don't completely agree with the chick flick part... I hate chick flicks... they're so... stupid

[PrideOfAzia]

go write a book ...1billion things a guy shud kno about girls..i bet it'll be best seller

[Oranite]

Seen soo many of these things this year. There was a bunch of girls at my school last year that went around posting something like this all over the school. very intreseting

[SkaironFrenzy]

seen it... i always see it on myspace spam

[Debs202]

My boyfriend runs a website with loads of advice like this about how to keep your gf happy (and how to get one in the first place!)

http://www.growyourgame.com/articles/

A bit of shameless self-promotion there but it's worth a look!

[S-Majere]

Every one of those is perfect - except:

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

[freeridefight]

uhg this makes me feel like a bad bf

[transcendentalis...]

Every one of those is perfect - except:

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

werd. especially if the girl was brought up via kungfu school.

[S-Majere]

I feel less of a person if I can't personally thrash my boyfriends' ass when fighting.

That's not saying I don't like to be beaten though. Mwaha.

[DoubleJ]

Number 25, are you serious!? I know some girls that will give me a run for my money.

[Cattt]

Lol. Those are funny. Although I'm not so sure about 25. Sometimes its just fun to beat the crap out of someone. :]

[transcendentalis...]

Number 25, are you serious!? I know some girls that will give me a run for my money.

let's go!
i haven't fought anyone in a while and i'm suffering from withdrawal. punching bags just don't suffice sometimes..

[DoubleJ]

The only reason I wouldn't hit you, is because you are a vines fan!

The Vines = Love

[MissHygienic]

What the hell is this load of crap? This dude needs more experience.

[brooklyneast05]

guys need to know that girls are whiny, bitchy, and the best thing ever.

[DoubleJ]

LMAO! I love how you just randomly come in and leave your ridicule.

[MissHygienic]

LMAO! I love how you just randomly come in and leave your ridicule.

It's the worst list I have ever read about females. Damn.

[DoubleJ]

Indeed it is. I love females, but this list is completely wrong.