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 Jul 16 2005, 02:49 AM
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 Senior Itis  Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007  |
okay, here's another bar joke that's longer:
So, at this library, a chicken walks in and goes to the librarian and says "Book, Book, Book". The librarian gives it three books and he leaves. The same thing happens the next day, and the next and the next. On the fifth day, a man sees the chicken walk in and say "book book book" to the librarian, and the librarian gives it three books. When the chicken leaves, the man follows it to a pond in the middle of town. He sees the chicken go to a frog in the pond and say "book book book", and the frog says "riddit riddit riddit" (end of joke) very corny. |
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Jul 16 2005, 03:39 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
is he saying read it? hehe. sorry, i'm not so bright.
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Jul 16 2005, 04:06 AM
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 hold up, thats antilicious Group: Member Posts: 260 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,714 |
it took me a sec to figure that out.. haha.. well nice joke...
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Jul 16 2005, 01:56 PM
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 like omfg Group: Member Posts: 194 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,862 |
QUOTE(dao @ Jul 16 2005, 2:06 AM) it took me a sec to figure that out.. haha.. well nice joke...  ^^^ ya same here |
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Jul 16 2005, 04:18 PM
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 ||amaterasu|| by rene Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,728 |
its cute
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Jul 16 2005, 09:56 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
wow.. I've heard that joke a LOT.
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Jul 16 2005, 10:05 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Took a moment for my small brain to comprehend it, but I get it now. Sounds like something my dad would tell.... lol.
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Jul 17 2005, 02:17 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 172,522 |
yah same here took a while for me to understand it! i'm so slow! lol.
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