comebacks, what do you say when....? Options

[likeachild]

four things:

what do you say when
somebody says to you

(what do you say not do!
I could punch them and knock them out but
I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort....
you know what I'm saying?)

you're gay (and you're not)
you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
they question your manhood
you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!

[xquizit]

i know you are but what am i

no, don't say that. i was just joking.

um for the last one, tell them that they really shouldn't be so close minded and continue to state why you like _____.

[xtremeliquid]

I don't know why people use the word " gay " in a bad way. It is very offensive to actual gay people.

[DesperateXMeasur...]

Remember this one?

I'm rubber you're glue.
Whatever you say bounces off of me and goes back to you.

xDDD

[waccoon]

..

[whomps]

four things:

what do you say when
somebody says to you

(what do you say not do!
I could punch them and knock them out but
I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort....
you know what I'm saying?)

you're gay (and you're not)
you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
they question your manhood
you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!

when someone calls you gay,
ask them what's wrong with being gay.

[faithin_felix]

if they called me gay and it probably is a guy. i would say:

don't call me gay just because you are one. I have a girlfriend.

[likeachild]

well, im a very sarcastic person.
so you dont have to use these, its just what i would say.

you're gay (and you're not)
yeah, i'm so gay. wanna give me head?

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
like, you faggot? see number one,

they question your manhood
question THEIR manhood.[/b]

you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!
______ is the shit, alright? ________ (person they like) is so retarded, all she does is.. blah blah blah.

ha

I see you get along nicely with people

lol

[jaeman]

I'd just keep saying, "What did you say?" and "I can't hear you..". They're not really good but it works on my friends...

[aznjammyjam]

"i bet your mom thinks you're cool!"

[angel-roh]

i know you are but what am i

lOls roxanne! haha so funnY~ thats wat i wudve say too~ hahahaha^^;; lols and nick's part is funny too! haha^__^

[Mireh]

Just say: "Oooh! I'm teeellllllllliiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!"

And run off to the princapal

[stryker76]

my common comeback...

"If i wanted ne lip from you i would giggle my zipper."

[*CEP*]

<4th grade>
YOUR MOMMA!
YOUR FAMILY!
YOUR ANCESTORS!
</4th grade>

you're gay (and you're not)

So I see your girlfriend's attracted to gay people.

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)

So I see your girlfriend's attracted to ______.

they question your manhood

Why? Are you hitting on me?

you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!

Good for you. Want a cookie?

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[*instantmusic*]

whatever the person says... this line works... especially if your at a mall and you say it VERY LOUDLY. Sarcasticly loud.

Look. What's between me and your mother doesn't have to effect us. I hope this doesn't change our relationship. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

[*krnxswat*]

That's what I called your dad last night.

Eh.

[annchovie]

this is sort of off topic, but it has to do with calling people gay. i called someone 'queer' the other day, but not in the ''gay'' sense. as in the word 'queer' meaning 'weird'. and my teacher heard and got mad at me! i wasnt even THINKING about the word queer meaning ''gay''...and she made me apologize for it! 10 years ago queer would have meant 'strange' and gay would have mean 'happy'!

[likeachild]

this is sort of off topic, but it has to do with calling people gay. i called someone 'queer' the other day, but not in the ''gay'' sense. as in the word 'queer' meaning 'weird'. and my teacher heard and got mad at me! i wasnt even THINKING about the word queer meaning ''gay''...and she made me apologize for it! 10 years ago queer would have meant 'strange' and gay would have mean 'happy'!

yupperz the world's changed a lot from when it first began....

[*krnxswat*]

10 years ago queer would have meant 'strange' and gay would have mean 'happy'!

But as you said, that was 10 years ago.

[hybrid]

Haha, let me give it a try!

you're gay (and you're not)
yes, and....?

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
thanks, you too!

they question your manhood
question THEIR manhood.
.... what? I'm not a man!

you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!
______ is the shit, alright? ________ (person they like) is so retarded, all she does is.. blah blah blah.
that's nice to know.

[juliar]

four things:

what do you say when
somebody says to you

(what do you say not do!
I could punch them and knock them out but
I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort....
you know what I'm saying?)

you're gay (and you're not)
you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
they question your manhood
you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!

youre gay:
just because you are doesnt mean everyone else is.
you _______:
thank you.
they question your WOMAN!hood.
uhm, how exactly would you know?
you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!
im sorry, he cant be stupid. that is why i like him, because he is smart. i hate you because you are the opposite of him.
[sorry, the last one was unclear]

[fiji_kid]

well no one would say that to mee becoz i dont mess with people alot.. lol.. they also noe that i dont care about it.. lol

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[PinoyOtaku]

I usually don't reply back, I just ignore the jerk and move on. If I did reply, it is most likely that I'm pissed so that would result to me flipping the person off.

[dasturbd]

my common comeback...

"If i wanted ne lip from you i would giggle my zipper."

LMAO!!! Omg that's too funny!! I almost choked on my pepsi

[dasturbd]

a few of my replies (mostly for annoying people in chat rooms, but they may still apply here)

I heard the best part of you ran down your mother's leg

Hey your village called, they miss their idiot...you'd better run along now

we're you born a moron or did it take years of training??

What the hell is that smell?? *sniff, sniff*...Oh it's you

See, this is what happens when you inbreed??*points to person in question*

[shortie09]

four things:

what do you say when 
somebody says to you

(what do you say not do! 
I could punch them and knock them out but
I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort....
you know what I'm saying?)

you're gay (and you're not)
you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
they question your manhood
you say.. I like ______  they say...I hate _____!  ______ is so stupid!

one)) i'm gay?



PUAHAHHHHH.... [laugh in their face]



two)) ...have you looked in the mirror lately?



three)) [not a guy but anyways..] really? well..your girlfriend was telling me..



four)) shut your face. [(= thank you mr johnson for that stupid quote...]



or just 'shut your face' to all of them. nicee...blahhhh..

[T00000]

i'm sorry, i can't help with these because i've never had the misfortune of being in these situations.

but uh, i know that some of these comebacks, if you said them to those people they'd laugh. let me give it a try:

you're gay (and you're not)
oh damn, how'd you know (Sarcastically- sarcasm is the greatest gift of all)

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
just be like, yeah i know i'm a ______ (unless it's something degrading, just say that if it's something that means like a mean or nasty person)... if it's degrading just be like, excuse me? don't trip fool, look who's talking

they question your manhood
uhhh...? ask them why they're so interested.

you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!
just be like well that's your opinion man, ______ kicks ass.

i mean they can't really say anything back to that.... and if they do, they're just saying it to say something, you know you got em bad ;). just laugh at whatever they say after you said that.

[tofumonzter]

Haha. Telling, nice idea Val.

[T00000]

i'm sorry, i can't help with these because i've never had the misfortune of being in these situations.

but uh, i know that some of these comebacks, if you said them to those people they'd laugh. let me give it a try:

you're gay (and you're not)
oh damn, how'd you know (Sarcastically- sarcasm is the greatest gift of all)

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
just be like, yeah i know i'm a ______ (unless it's something degrading, just say that if it's something that means like a mean or nasty person)... if it's degrading just be like, excuse me? don't trip fool, look who's talking

they question your manhood
uhhh...? ask them why they're so interested.

you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid!
just be like well that's your opinion man, ______ kicks ass.

i mean they can't really say anything back to that.... and if they do, they're just saying it to say something, you know you got em bad ;). just laugh at whatever they say after you said that.

oh and remember!!: look at them like they're lower than you when you say this. act like they aren't worth your time. practice if you have to, that's KEY.

[sweetlyz]

I don't know why people use the word " gay " in a bad way. It is very offensive to actual gay people.

that`s true. my cousin up in WA says that the gay people up there get really hurt about it

[satisfied-tom]

1.) go to h*ll
2.)*pulls out track spikes*
3.)*pulls out drum sticks*
4.)*pulls out lacross stick*

i have alot of wepons on me.

[grim_triggerman]

The person "says your fat"
me"well your ugly...you know what you need a licences to be that ugly"

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

i think this only really offends guys tho

you're gay (and you're not)
now how did you know!?! or i maybe quote somethign lisa simpsons said "people who question other about their sexuality usually have some problem with theirs"

you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
you have alot of time

they question your manhood
yes, your right i am not a true man. you moron

or an answer to al of those from stephine tanner "how rude"

[whomps]

The person "says your fat"
me"well your ugly...you know what you need a licences to be that ugly"

Wow, you brought this topic back from more than a year ago.
I just looked back at my post and realized that my comeback is really stupid.

[surfhottieoffcoa...]

i'm gay? really? thats news. don't tell Revrion Johnson.

[heyfooisme]

tell them to grow some balls and sprout a d**k

[heyfooisme]

jp tell them not to be mean

[heyfooisme]

this is fun

[KELLYYY]

^Don't triple post, please.

This topic is soooo last year.

[sunissed14127]

four things:

what do you say when 
somebody says to you

(what do you say not do! 
I could punch them and knock them out but
I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort....
you know what I'm saying?)

you're gay (and you're not)
you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here)
they question your manhood
you say.. I like ______  they say...I hate _____!  ______ is so stupid!

Well ive had a problem with a girl calling me a lesbo behind my back & she doesnt know I know she's been saying it, so If she says something to start it, I'm just gonna say "I know you like me cuz you say my name so much, but sorry, I'm not like that."

And other times I just say something like "Dig a hole & die" And then walk off.

[mouse_3k]

No matter what it is I always say this (When its someone I really hate):

-Eat sh*t and Die

-Im going to find your family, Slit your throat and rape your family

-Why dont you take your fake T*ts cause no one wants them around here

-if someone talking about my looks I say: Not like you look any better you fat whale/anorexic (if they bigger or small then me, depends) b*tch. You lookin like you have down syndrome and a major burn victim.

I got more but It contain to much profanity for this site...haha

[teeners4]

look! haha made ya look

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

ide just say "your mom!" really quick and it shuts em up , or "your bald headed granny" haha

[blackbow]

1: isn't yuna from final fantasy?
2: your mom's from final fantasy
1: your mom IS my final fantasy...
2:you're gay
1:omg, no, you're gay!
2:stfu noob
1:did you just say noob? did you honestly just say noob?
2:i pwned your mom last night on counter strike
1:my mom doesn't play counter strike...
2: oh....well, uhhh
1: yeah thought so



ok this is geting silly

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

i usually say

YEAHH. WELL. THOUGHT SO.

or i bring out the ghetto in me and cuss them out with the profanity
usually consisting of motherf**ker bitch slut hoe ripper runner trollop hooker harlot
or my own: crawler. yeah if its just joking around i'll sah yeah well thought so but if its serious i will SMASH ON YOU AND MAKE YOU SO DUMBFOUNDED you will cry.

yes i've done that many times before.

[teeners4]

look the sky! *points*

[danishcookiez]

I tell them either:

1) Shut up, you're ugly.

2) Go home.

[soulless727]

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