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haha funniest joke.., but a lil dirty =O
xlauren73x
post Jul 9 2005, 11:46 PM
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i really wanna say those three little words.. <3
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So a little boy walks in on his parents having sex one morning, and then goes downstairs into the kitchen to have breakfast. the parents come down after seeing the boy in their doorway and the little boy asks the mother "mom what were you doing with dad?" and the mother says "oh i was just helping him lose a little weight" and then the kid says "oh thats funny.. because every time you go out to get groceries the neighbor comes by and blows the fat right back up"

LMAO! laugh.gif lol sry i found it funny
 
jackizzle
post Jul 10 2005, 02:25 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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that's kinda funny but not as funny as some similar ones ive heard.. still funny tho! thanks for sharin'
 
xbr0kensmil3
post Jul 10 2005, 07:09 PM
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whatever d00de
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lol dirty
 
Paradox of Life
post Jul 10 2005, 07:15 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you!
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I didn't think it was funny. I heard this before. That kind of joke gets old after a while.
 
The-Mach-Hare
post Jul 10 2005, 07:29 PM
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Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native.
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lmfao...

thats great. thanks for sharing
 
Bobblehead425
post Jul 11 2005, 09:24 PM
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My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long.
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lol! i get it after a while...
 
gotahemmi55
post Jul 12 2005, 02:06 AM
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very good, i think i heard it before too, but I liked it then and I like it now
 

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