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 Jul 7 2005, 03:41 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations.  Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414  |
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." rofl. |
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Jul 7 2005, 03:42 AM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
hahha
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Jul 7 2005, 03:39 PM
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 i know right? Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,129 |
I don't really get it...
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Jul 7 2005, 04:02 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
i don't get it...
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Jul 7 2005, 04:04 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
huh?
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Jul 7 2005, 09:54 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
Lol omg thats so wrong. Well for those of u who dont get it, theres this thing that some parents say how boys would go blind if they masturbate so yeah..
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Jul 7 2005, 11:58 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
dont get it
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Jul 8 2005, 02:29 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
honestly, i think that if i a person have to explain a joke its not funny anymore
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Jul 8 2005, 01:16 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,056 |
if you dont get a joke....just laugh and act like you understand it
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Jul 8 2005, 04:15 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
I don't get it...
Wait I meant HAHAH its so funny... |
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Jul 11 2005, 09:25 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
hahaha...not so funny.
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Jul 11 2005, 11:44 PM
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Hahhaahaa...what?
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Jul 12 2005, 02:09 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
ok, fine I'll explain it, he had been masterbating in the waiting room, and the doctor told him to cut it out because he was disturbing people, not because it was making him go blind
there is it that hard? |
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Jul 12 2005, 02:17 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,578 |
QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Jul 12 2005, 2:09 AM) ok, fine I'll explain it, he had been masterbating in the waiting room, and the doctor told him to cut it out because he was disturbing people, not because it was making him go blind there is it that hard?  LmaO Word How People Can Not Get It I Dont Know...Masterbating infront of others is not the norm... |
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