your funniest away messages, on aim, dont move to tech. plaese Options

[ikayto]

I posted a topic like last year about away messages on aim. I just wanted to know what are some of your funniest! Also, seeing how this is a second version of the first one, it's purpose is to see the growth of away messages in a years time.......OO LOOP HOLE ;p

Mods, please dont move to technology, it's so DEAD THERE! ><

Here is one of mine....

I hate you this much

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DAMN homie two inches of HATE!
i must hate you a lot %n (their sn)

i'll remember this date of %d @ %t as the day i hated some1 so mcuh... ;p

iono, i have nothing right now reinstalled aim. I'll remember more! ;p

[YourSuperior]

One of mine was:

I'm not away I just don't want to talk to you.

Lol.

[*lolita kitty*]

mina are always boring, like "im in the shower" or "eating dinner"
T____________T i need to think up something more creative.

[*xcaitlinx*]

mina are always boring, like "im in the shower" or "eating dinner"
T____________T i need to think up something more creative.

me too. i used to have 100000 away messages. now i have 5 saved. i usually just put up the default one because i could care less.

[SillyCourtney]

I usually put up my "Don't you hate it when people put up away messages that don't say where they are or when they'll be back?" It seems to do the job just fine.

[ichiban]

i dont use any interesting ones, just the default lol

[MarilynMonroe]

If you were my homework...I'd be doing you on my bed right now.

[KMFDM_MDFMK]

I usually use this one
Beat me. Rape me. Do anything you want but please don't talk to me.

[satisfied-tom]

God. People these days.

[AZN_DRAGON]

mine is
-- save water, drink beer.
-- some idiot put up an away message.
-- save water, shower with a friend.

[Looow]

I usually have really boring away messeges

[delicateATROCiTY]

i either use the sefault one, or "Call my cellular telephone."
wow, i'm so creative

[chinke3xcuti3]

My away message usally tells what I am doing, where I am, etc.

My probably funniest ones, and stupidest ones are like:


QUOTE
Did you know by reading this away message, you are wasting 14 seconds of your life! Well....

Stop reading! STOP! You are wasting more time in your life! STOP READING!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE WASTING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! YOU ARE WASTING! WASTING!

YOU ARE STILL READING? You have like, by now wasted 30 seconds or probably more of your life...what are you waiting for?

STOP READING!! Get..get..go away, stop, get a life, you don't care about your life...

You are so gay %n <--(their screename)


And another one is:


QUOTE
Wow, you must have no friends to be chatting with my away message....


Yeah..there are more..but..ah..oh well...

hahahahaa..that's a cool away message...

my is:

go get a life you retard
away messages are for people who are away
so i'm away, and you need to leave me alone..

f**k OFF!

--end--

yup..

[jr0h]

mine are very detailed sometimes but never funny. i probably did have some funny ones i just wont remember them.

otherwise there's nothing else you'd want to know about my away messages.

[angel-roh]

I don't know it's your for you, but it's funny for me.
Because I like to freak people out.


"I'm not here right now. I'm right next to you."

[xenosaga]

one time i was mad at a friend, and they tried to talked to me for a long time, so i replied "can't you see I'm busy trying not to talk to you". and then they left

[Eryi]

I remember one saying:

I'd think about how frisbees can fly and it hit me

[xquizit]

you know what annoys me? when people IM me asking me "who's this? i saw you on my buddy list". hey genius, i didn't add myself to your buddy list, YOU did so quit bugging me. as you can see, i'm a bit cranky. now either say something intelligent or say nothing at all.

I guess it's not funny. What's funny is that people still IM me "Who's this?" while I have that away message up and then either apologize or quirk out after reading it.

[hiromi]

We are sorry but [Insert Name Here] is not available at this moment, for he and/or she is at [Insert Place here] to [Insert verb here] with [Insert group of people here]. Please leave a message after the [Insert tone here]





[Insert tone here]


Chyeah, that's my unbelievably lame away message

[bfleenor]

i use this one alot its gettin old but i pick it....

i liked it and some people laugh a lot i dunno ...lol

[soulless727]

purple ponies (self deleted 12/30/06)

[xquizit]

*listening to missy elliot's "work it" in the car*

vicky: [sings] if you gotta big house, lemme search ya!
me: house? vicky, i don't think she said house.
vicky: what is it then?
me: i believe she's referring to male parts.
vicky: ?!?!?
me: you know... penis, d**k, cock? you didn't actually think it was "house" did you?

gotta love the roomie. :)

[*paul murphy*]

Oh yeah:

Callin' Ghostbusters
In bed...no further details




eh, some more...but i 4get

[KMFDM_MDFMK]

i sometimes use this one.
f**k f**k f**k F**k
it is not funny but for some reason people laugh when they see it

[enyceXaddiction]

mine juss explains what im doing.

[*jooleeah*]

PENI.

Hahahaha. I think it's amusing...but whatever.

[mouse_3k]

"Like a fat kid in dodgeball, Im out"

[Kenado]

You're talking but I really dont care

ehh mine arent really funny theyre all crewl and mean

[Alk3]

Mine are extremely boring. I usually just use the default one or one that says, "Well, my away message is on." (one of my buddies must've liked it, because I saw him using it a few days later).

[beambitious]

mine is sometimes

I feel sorry for all of you who take forever to fall asleep. I can do it in a snap. I could even fall asleep right now on the keyb- gdasdfhasdfhhhhhhhhhvbnvhhhhhhhhh.............

[*paul murphy*]

mine is sometimes

I  feel sorry for all of you who take forever to fall asleep. I can do it in a snap. I could even fall asleep right now on the keyb- gdasdfhasdfhhhhhhhhhvbnvhhhhhhhhh.............

Haha, I gotta steal that one.

[aznxdreamer]

As i lay on the bed and look at the stars i think "where the hell did my ceiling go?"

[*anubis*]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahaha!!!

[Fallen Fairy]

Of I usually post bits of conversations that were really funny.
One time I had "I come back when %n signs off."
or i would put up the invisible away thing and put
"ephemeral coeur has signed off at %t"

fallen fairy

[EmmalieV]

I hatteee AIM , <3 messenger but we dont have away messages , well we can get em.

AIM SUCKS.
suck on that =)

[duplicatex0x0x0]

mine have never been relevant to "being away" nor being funny.. the one i have up now.

Don't ever leave the one you  love
for the one that you like    becuase
the one that you like  could  leave
you  for  the  one  that  they  love

[dao]

IM NOT HERE CUZ IM DOING THE FOLLOWING...

A) TAKING A DUMP
B) EATING SOMETHING I FOUND SOMEWHERE
C) WATCHING THE GRASS GROW
D) DOING THE HAMMER

WELL.. WHO KNOWS...

BUT IF YOU REALLY NEED ME FOR WHATEVER REASON... CALL ME...BUT THE TRICK IS THAT I DONT KNOW MY NUMBER....SOO....

[xaznxehgix]

shut the **** up~
hahaha...:)

[andriaalazing*]

I don't know it's your for you, but it's funny for me.
Because I like to freak people out.
"I'm not here right now. I'm right next to you."

XD omg that made me like shudder.