Be careful what you wish for..., Game Options

[lojay]

Here's a game that should be fun...
The first person makes a wish. The poster after him has to write an ironical or funny consequence from that wish. Then posts on a separate line with his/her wish.

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Example:

(1st Poster: I wish to have a PSP

2nd poster: You are granted the PSP but the screen is broken and the controls or jammed.

I wish for a dog).
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The rules are simple wishes, respect the forum members, and have fun. I'll start...


I wish I had a bubble gum that blows perfect bubbles and never looses it's flavor.

[Kenado]

the flavor of your gum is carrot

I wish for a mini iPod

[*lolita kitty*]

edit:// you beat me to the chase -_-

you are granted the ipod, but a kid steals it a day later and breaks it

i wish ... for an unlimited supply of egg rolls and dr pepper ^_^

[Kenado]

you are granted an unlimited supply of egg rolls and dr. pepper but the egg rolls arents fried and your dr. pepper is very warm

I wish for an iPod with every single rock song in it

[lojay]

You are granted an iPod with every single rock song in it but end up having to share it with your sister (or any female you know in your family) and have songs by Brittany Spears, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey, and all other female singers on it too!

I wish I could get my drivers license at 15 >_>

[Kenado]

You are granted your drivers liscense at 15 but your parents end up buying you a pretty crappy car

I wish my bestfriendwas my sibling!

[aznxdreamer]

your best friend is now your sibling unfortunately your new sibling is not your best friend anymore.

i wish for a million more wishes.

[pshaa.shauna]

you are granted a milliuon wishes but they r granted by a crappy genie(if you wished for a million bucks you get a million ducks..etc.)

I wish i could think of a wish...

[aznxdreamer]

your wish is granted unfortunately all the hard thinking has destroyed your mind and you are now a vegetable.

i wish for nothing.

[pshaa.shauna]

your wish is granted but it also takes away everything you have, leaving you with...nothing

I wish my vexel actually saved last night when it shouldve

[*xcaitlinx*]

Your wish is granted, your vexel saves, but unfortunately it turns out distorted and unlike the original.

I wish for a new wardrobe.

[pshaa.shauna]

you get a newwarddrobe, but unfortuatly, its full of rodeo clown clothes

I wish i was in toronto

[De112]

your wish is granted, but toronto get's full of old people at iHop.

I wish for another wish.

[parallel]

Your wish is granted. But unfortunately, due to asking such a hard wish. You belong to me now. Mwuahaha.

I wish I had free concert tickets to every concert.

[Kenado]

You are granted you're wish but every concert you goto you will be 3 hours late and no one will be there

I wish no one else could wish anything

[mouse_3k]

Your wish is granted but life has no hope

I wish my bf would stop dippin out on me last second...

[*lolita kitty*]

your wish is granted, but right before, she finds out a relitave has died and has to go to the hospital....

i wish i had egg rolls here right now. im hungry =3

[parallel]

Your wish is granted. But the egg rolls are filled with chicken poop. Yumm.

I wish I could rule the world.

[*anubis*]

your wish is granted but the rubber band is made of intestine lining.

i wish i was happy.
(try and grant that! ;))

[*anubis*]

your wish is granted but now you have to take a shit :)

i wish george w. bush would die.

[*anubis*]

your wish is granted but now you have gills on the side of your face.

i wish i had a hotdog right now >.<

[parallel]

Your wish has not been granted because unfortunately..I ate it. [=

I wish I had a diamond ring.

[*anubis*]

your wish is granted but you sell your house AND FAMILY to pay for the ring so you are homeless and alone >.<

i wish brokenxalone was my wife.

[*lolita kitty*]

^ tis granted, but then she divorces you =[

i wish i had a hubby...

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but your husband has been secretly seeing me. !!

I wish I was nice.

[*lolita kitty*]

kayla, you byotch! =o

your wish is granted, except you... um... not nice.

i wish i had a hubby!

[*anubis*]

your wish has been granted but he dies shortly after the wedding.

i wish i could die.

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but I brought you back to life. !! Hahaha.

I wish I was at a party.

[*lolita kitty*]

ah, you loser, you beat me to it @____@. your wish is granted but then ... you leave

i want a hubby!!!!

[Kenado]

your wish has beengranted but ur husband is gay

I wish I could drive

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but soon after you get in a fatal car accident.

I wish I was at the mall.

[*anubis*]

lmfao good one, frozencloud

your wish has been granted but the mall falls to a terrorist attack.

i wish i was taller.

[*lolita kitty*]

your wish is granted, but then you fall down and break your leg, disabling you to jump this high for life.

i want a hubby. rawr.

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but your husband turns out to be Brian Peppers. !!

I wish I was short.

[*anubis*]

your wish has been granted but he has no penis

ARGG you beat me to you.

your wish is granted but you are 2 feet tall

i wish everyone in the world (including me) would just DIEEEEEEEEE

[parallel]

^Damn. Your smart. Haha.

Your wish has been granted but unfortunately. Me and Cassie don't die.


I wish I had a limo.

[Kenado]

Your wish has been granted but your limo is filled with cockroaches

I wish I had a life

[parallel]

^EWE.

Your wish has been granted but your life soon becomes enslaved by the hungry Michael Jackson.

I wish I was still with him.

[*anubis*]

your wish is granted but he goes paralyzed and you have to change his diaper daily

i STILL wish i had a hot dog

[parallel]

^!!!!

Your wish has been granted but dangit. I already said that I ate it. So hah.

I wish I had a hotdog now.

[*anubis*]

your wish has been granted... but it's RAWW. so i take it and cook it and finally have one myself.

i wish i could speak tomato language.

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but instead of the 'tomato language'..you learn ebonics.

I wish I was free like free willy.

[*anubis*]

your wish has been granted but now you are as big as a whale.

i wish i had something GOOD to eat right now. without getting diarrhea or anything.

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but unfortunately you die from horrible food poisoning.

I wish PEOPLE WERE NiCER.

[slipper]

your wish has been granted but a total of a billion people died in the process.

i wish i could be invisible.

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but you can no longer bathe because you can't see yourself. !!

I wish I had food right now.

[Looow]

You are granted to kiss your elbow but now everytime you move your elbow, it bleeds.

I wish I got a new camera.

[*lolita kitty*]

you get the camera, but it dosent work :D

i wish i had a popsicle =[

[*lolita kitty*]

your wish is granted, but its only temporarry and it goes back to its original color within 10 minutes. xD

i wish i had a pool in my backyard...

[PiGo]

You find out you're allergic to cats...

I wish for nothing bad to happen (let's see you try to turn that one around )

[PiGo]

you get your wish, but now you have six toes.

I wish my dog could talk

[dancerellie714]

you're now the fastest woman in the world, but you go so fast that since no one can see you, no one believes you

i wish i could paint beautiful murals

[PiGo]

the paint you use is made of lead, and you die of poisoning



I wish I had some french fries.

[PiGo]

someone stabs your back, but you can't feel it so you bleed to death

I wish I could fly

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but you were shocked by lightning in mid-air and you crashed. And died.

I wish I could have him all to myself.

[*anubis*]

you have "him" all to yourself. but he doesn't have a penis :)

i wish someone i WANT to sleep with will join me in bed tonight ;)

[ANG33ZY]

your wish is granted, but it turns out that person is a man

i wish for gold

[berry_lickable]

wish granted. you sleep with someone you want but in reality its michael jackson in disguise.


I wish for 1000 dollars

[starlette]

Your wish is granted but you recieve 1000 dollars in monopoly money.


I wish I had purple hair.

[ANG33ZY]

granted, but purple becomes the most controversial color in the universe so you had to shave it off.

i wish for my two front teeth

[PiGo]

You get your teeth, but they're all rotten and nasty and gross.

I wish they would hurry up and release Living Single and Moesha on DVD

[sdfghj]

They release them, but they cost $999999999999999each.

I wish somebody gave me £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 in cash.

[PiGo]

our world is peaceful, but then Aliens come and...kill everyone...

I wish someone would polish my shoes

[sdfghj]

It happens, but when we all live in harmony and equality, aliens are frustated and launch war on us, but we live in peace so we can't fight back.

I wish for £999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[sdfghj]

you get your money but ur in a country where u can't use it

i wish that i could swim faster

I'm in Ireland (Northern ireland...*sigh) so we do use pounds.

You learn how to swim faster, but a shark eats u.

I wish that The Simpsons never get cncelled!

[PiGo]

Ugh, I HATE headaches.

You get your wish but you're so excited that you jump up and down and then you fall on your head and get an even worse headache.

I wish I had a driver's liscense.

[PiGo]

You get your wish, but it gets stuck on James Earl Jones somehow, and now people make fun of you...a lot.

I wish I knew every word in every language.

[PiGo]

You're soon only able to type like, 1 word a minute, and it gets really frustrating.

I wish I had every CD I ever wanted.

[PiGo]

He calls you back, but you realise he's a bum.

I wish they would stop making Harry Potter books, or atleast he dies in the last one.

[sdfghj]

You get ur wish, but they now turn harry potter into a series on nbc.

I wish I had £9999999999999999999

[sdfghj]

You get it, but u choke on the fumes and die.


I wish we got FOX in ireland.

[sdfghj]

U get it, but u drop it...in dog shit...in the rain...

I wish I the cb hacker came and had a huge fight with all cb-er's.

[PiGo]

Your wish is granted, but you die in a final, bloody showdown.

I wish my speakers could get louder then they do

[PiGo]

you get your wish, but then....actually, I can't think of anything bad that would come out of beating up Hillary Duff... Oh I know, they play a 24hour marathon of Lizzy McGuire on every station in her honor.

I wish I had a limo.

[sdfghj]

You get ur wish, but the limo crashes and u die


I wish life was more like a video game.

[PiGo]

you get your wish, but the video game turns out to be "123s and ABCs with Sesame St."

I wish I could marry Brandy

[parallel]

Your wish is granted but you are soon separated due to an angry mob of fans.
Mwuaha.

I wish I was with a guy that DOES. In this game. Have a penis. [=

[PiGo]

He does in fact have a penis, but it's in a jar on his nightstand.

I wish my cellphone would work.

[parallel]

^HAHA.

Your wish has been granted but when you went to turn it on. It exploded.

I wish it wasn't in a jar. l0l.

[lilphoenix]

It wasn't in a jar... it was in a jar of water. [That works? I don't know...]

I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish that I wished for a cookie.

[parallel]

Your wish has been granted but you wished too much and confused me. So you die.

I wish I owned Century Movies. Or whatever.

[lilphoenix]

Sorry, the century's over.

I wished I had a cookie.

[pshaa.shauna]

you have a cookie, but the perosn ran out of cocolate chips so you got doggie poo (=yum)

i wish pres bush wasnt an idiot

[lilphoenix]

Never'll happen. Sorry, you got stuck with an idiot for Pres.

I wish that you'd drown...

[pshaa.shauna]

you wish is granted but because i have no idea why you wanted me dead i haunt you to annoy you forever

i wish i was in toronto right now(did i wish this already?)

[pshaa.shauna]

your wish is granted but it skips and has horrible sound quality

i wish i had some candy

[lilphoenix]

Got on plane.
Seatbelt.
Take off.
Almost there.
Plane crashed.
Into Lake Erie.
So... you drowned.
Haha.
[You took mine... oh well.]

Gave candy. Obtained diabetes.

I wish I had pie.

[lilphoenix]

>> Fast forward.
Got married.
Lifted veil.
Look forward.
No one.
Looked down.
Frown.
Lil Wayne WAS in fact little Wayne.

Wished for own island. [Deathwish... I know.]

[pshaa.shauna]

your island is inveted wiuth killer ice weasles who eat you for dinner

I wish that the wish that i wish for actually wished my wish correctly, so the wish that i wished actually turned out to be the wish that i wished for.

[lilphoenix]

Still opposite day. Heh.

Wished for a pool.

[pshaa.shauna]

u got a pool but the ice weasles from you island poked holes in it (tough luck)

i wish for 1 millon dollars

[lilphoenix]

George Bush's tax hike... You get $1 left.

Wished it was Friday.

[PiGo]

It is opposite day, so your wish really means that it is opposite day

I wish I would never lose my pencils

[lilphoenix]

brownsugar08 - It's still opposite day.
PiGo - Your pencils broke their lead.

Did not wished it was opposite day.

[PiGo]

He dies, but since he did that low budget "You Saved Me" song thanking God, God comes and seeks revenge and smites you.

I wish for Pencils that I would never lose, and would have unbreakable lead that would never get dull.

[lilphoenix]

^Runs out of eraser.

Wish for cat that doesn't runs into walls all the time.

[PiGo]

It runs of a cliff....hehehe

grr..beat me to it.
you think of a wish but it's a sucky wish.


I wish for something that tastes EXACTLY like bacon, but not made of meat and is ultra healthy for you.

[lilphoenix]

Pig-tables. 100% meat-free & 100% healthy for you. Unfortunately... it ALSO gives you cancer.

Wished for a dog running in circles.

[laxumaster8]

your wish is granted...except that you become the stupid dog running in circles.

i wish for ice cream

[lilphoenix]

It's so hot in Texas, when I drive the truck to you, all the ice cream melted.

I want it to snow, white snow!