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If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do?
bfleenor
post Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?

I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!?
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM
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_I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time.
_And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering.

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post Jun 30 2005, 10:25 PM
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Uh. Talk to her like she's not a freaking celebrity? I hate that shit. Ugh.
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:28 PM
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Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =)
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:33 PM
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stab her when shes not looking....duh. shifty.gif





just kidding.

uhh ask her why she's so idiotic and finds it fun to make a fool of herself on t.v.?
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:35 PM
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Shopping and have her buy me everything.
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
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ask her if it's really chicken or tuna... mellow.gif

or use her for all she's got. i meant money nothing else, honest. wink.gif
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
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Shopping and have her buy me everything.

Also ask her if it chicken or fish wink.gif
Oh damn it she so freakin stopid lol
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:49 PM
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^lol. after that happened she did advertising for them. but some people like dumb blondes.... no offense. _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 10:59 PM
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id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im not really a fan of hers
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:08 PM
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I would get her autograph and take pictures with her, then ask her about her sister, because Ashlee is cooler.
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM)
_I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time.
_And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering.

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OMG. YES. It's annoying when she does that.

I'd spend the day with Jessica Simpson and treat her like a normal person, not a celebrity.
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:12 PM
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Probably just have fun with her.....

NOT LIKE THAT!
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:17 PM
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just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's really like i guess.
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:19 PM
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I would make her my concubine and beat her for making such terrible music
 
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post Jun 30 2005, 11:32 PM
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i would kobe bryant her.

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post Jun 30 2005, 11:46 PM
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^ ROFL.
id get a signed autograph and sell it on ebay.
then high five her for being blonde =]
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:17 AM
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i would kobe bryant her.

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rape her?

shed probably be willling
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:27 AM
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shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy even MORE ditzy and stupid then her... and see how she reacts
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:28 AM
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probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x]
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:42 AM
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slap her







naw j/p im not that evil, but i guess go shopping in l.a.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 01:48 AM
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I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep out of her lungs. Funny, I live in her hometown. I might be able to work it out. SHe comes and visits her old high school. Anyone care to join me?












LoL. This topic is rediculous. As much as I may not be able to stand her, she is not an object that you can just think about doing whatever you want. Some of you are gross. I hate her, but I respect her. Even tho, if she gave me a good reason, I'd TRY to kill her. Or at least make her look bad. happy.gif But seriously. Since shes obviously a moron, I would brainwash her into quitting her carreer as a singer, and make her make me famous instead. Yes. That is what I would do.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 04:05 AM
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bitchslap her
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 08:12 AM
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:01 AM
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Make her give me all her money.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:05 AM
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I'd hump her and take all her money and take pictures hahahah
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:06 AM
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I'd hump her and take all  her money and take pictures hahahah
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haha, OHY YEAH!
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 10:21 AM
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ask her if she's really that dumb
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM
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Hang out with her.

Damn, you guys are mean. mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM
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take all her stuff then sell it on ebay!
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:53 AM
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I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 12:33 PM
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other guys probly said they would do her, but i would shake her for her money
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:37 PM
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take pictures and go shopping then go to School
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:41 PM
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hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you know the usual girl stuff
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 04:35 AM
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just hang out... talk to her...

have her hook me up with johnny knoxville and all the jackass boys lol
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 05:24 AM
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Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music and life. And hangout at the mall. Take funky pictures with each the Simpsons sister.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 05:36 AM
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I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not really. I would duct tape her on the ceiling of her house and make sure she never gets down.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 05:38 AM
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Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol

that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 05:42 AM
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QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 2 2005, 6:38 AM)
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Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol

that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL
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I am a girl. I would duct tape her mouth shut. And I would duct tape her husband to the top of his car.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 06:28 PM
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shes soo pretttyyyyy
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 08:41 PM
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May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly?
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 09:26 PM
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go shopping and have her pay for everything tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2006, 10:52 AM
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Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her sister !!!!!
 
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post Aug 19 2006, 11:11 AM
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I am a guy what do you think??
 
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post Aug 19 2006, 12:16 PM
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^ hahah.
have her take me on a shopping spree. woohoo!
 
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post Aug 19 2006, 03:10 PM
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take pictures.
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 07:51 PM
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Shop with her. (:
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 08:42 PM
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I would take her to the roller skating rink and force her to skate with me while singing Public Affair.
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Jul 2 2005, 6:36 AM) *
I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her.

I would do exactly that. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 08:49 PM
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Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for everything, after that ask her if she wants to go the pool, of course she'll say yes and when she gets in i'll drown her!!!
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 08:52 PM
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Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater.
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 09:00 PM
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Shopping
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jul 1 2005, 6:12 AM) *
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Word. shifty.gif Jaaaakaaay. Idk. My gf might be interested though :D
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 09:12 PM
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Read her a book.

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post Aug 20 2006, 09:16 PM
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i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of her that i could sell for millions to tabloids and magazines
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM
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i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff..
then go shopping with her..and make her buy stuff..i need ..and want...
and make her promise and swear she'll visit me again...
and hang out with her..and ask her advice..and use her to beable to get into VIP places..and make her introduce celebrities to me..then ask for autograph and get a picture with her.. laugh.gif ...
 
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Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater.
haha and i`d bet she`d do it. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2006, 12:08 AM
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lolz.

Let her do stoopid things and I watch & laugh.
 
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post Aug 21 2006, 12:15 AM
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Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath underwater longer than the fish does.
 
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post Aug 21 2006, 04:09 AM
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Ian...you crack me up. rofl1.gif

hmm i dunno. sing karaoke with her i guess.
 
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post Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM
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QUOTE(mzkandi @ Jul 1 2005, 9:01 AM) *
Make her give me all her money.

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